Q:Which letters do Tuesday,Thursday,Friday and Saturday have in common?Submitted by Paulo Jose L.do Amaral
A:None!None of them have "c","o","m", or "n" in them.
(added time:2011/12/02/Friday/Morning)
Q: What goes hahaha, plop?
A: Someone laughing their head off.
(added time:2011/12/03/Saturday/Morning)
Q:Why did the lady run away from the attacking lion?
A:They told her it was a maneating lion.
(added time:2011/12/04/Sunday/Morning)
Q:Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?
A: Because leopards are already born with spots.
(added time:2011/12/05/Monday/Afternoon)
Q:What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
A:It split.
(added time:2011/12/06/Tuesday/Afternoon)
Q:I have cities but no houses,forests but no trees,rivers without water.What am I?
A:A map.
(added time:2011/12/07/Wednesday/Morning)
Q:Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A:He wanted to see the waterfall.
(added time:2011/12/08/Thursday/Afternoon)
Q:What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A:Lunch and supper.
(added time:2011/12/09/Friday/Afternoon)
Q: What is a sick man a controdiction?
A:When he is a impatient patient.
(added time:2011/12/10/Saturday/Morning)
