挪威志愿消防员笑话
Norwegian Volunteer Fire Dept : Jokes (reddit.com)
在明尼苏达州一个小镇外的一个漆黑的夜晚，当地化工厂内发生了一场大火，转眼间便爆炸成大火。警报声传遍了数英里外的所有消防部门。
当自愿的消防员出现在现场时，化工公司总裁赶到消防队长说：“我们所有的秘密配方都在工厂中心的保险库中。必须将它们保存起来。我将捐出5万美元救火。使他们完整无缺的部门。”
但是，熊熊的烈火使消防人员无法前进。
随着局势变得绝望，很快不得不召集更多的消防部门。消防员赶到时，总统大喊大叫，现在向消防部门开出了10万美元的报价，消防部门可以拿出公司的机密文件。
从远处传来另一辆消防车的声音，一个孤独的警笛声响起。这是附近的挪威乡村志愿消防公司，主要由65岁以上的挪威人组成。令每个人都惊讶的是，几乎没有破烂的消防车在停在工厂外面的所有新式光滑发动机上轰鸣。
甚至没有放慢脚步，它径直驶入了地狱的中间。在外面，其他消防员看着挪威的老计时器在大火中间跳下来，向四面八方扑去。这是前所未有的表现和努力。
在很短的时间内，诺尔斯克的老计时器扑灭了大火，并保存了秘密配方。感激不尽的化工公司总裁宣布，为了获得如此超人的成就，他将奖励提高到了20万美元，并走过去亲自感谢每位勇敢的消防员。
当地电视新闻记者急忙将电影中的事件记录下来，问他们的负责人：“你将用这笔钱做什么？”
“好了，”现年70岁的消防队长奥勒·拉尔森（Ole Larsen）说，“要做的第一件事就是修理消防车上的刹车！
Norwegian Volunteer Fire Dept
One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant.
Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before.
Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.
The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!
2,120,023,00 Humorists and this one made me laugh da hardest. Well done OP.
Is there a Joke behind that being the numbers of subscribers?
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
(I thought that was the number of jokes submitted) AndyesI'vereadthemall
If I pm you my Key will you just let it go!? I'm not as clever and witty as these other redditors!!
focking Christ man!
I've heard this joke before, but because it takes a while to get to the punchline and it has so many references(Norwegian, the chemical plant secrets, they are old volunteers) that I forget what will happen next.
VERY NICE JORB!
Thanks everyone. My Dad laid this one on me NYE and I even snort-laughed, so decided to pass along as a long time lurker.
I don't get the Norwegian bit. I understand about the brakes not working but why Norwegians, especially since we're in Minnesota?
More than worth the upvote. Ty op for the laugh and a joke I have not heard.
