开发人员的幽默

[现代汉语] 青岛有一个叫解然的开发人员,沉默寡言,平时通常木然坐于电脑前写着他写不完的代码.他有一个孩子,名字叫解小然,今年5岁.一天吃饭的时候,小然问他妈妈:"妈妈,每天跟我们一起吃饭的人是谁啊?"

[古代汉语] 齐国有善筹技者,名然.终日研其筹技,寡言素语,不事稼穑.其育有一子,名小然.五年,小然谓母曰:通日,与吾二人进食者,何人?

[English] There was a man named XieRan who was a computer programmer. He did his job day and night  with short-spoken. He had a child named XieXiaoRan.When XiaoRan was five years,he asked his mother:"Mom,who is the man who has lunch everyday with us?"