老友记实战，24上

（guys in central coffee are looking Ben's photo)

Ross: Here's little Ben nodding off.

Rachel: Look at aunt Monica's little boy.

Phoebe: Look, he's got Ross' haircut.

Rachel: Let me see. Oh, god. Is he just the sweetest thing?　

　　You must just want to kiss him all over(到处).

Ross: That would be nice.

Chandler: Nothing. Just a little extra air in my mouth.

Joey: Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back.

Chandler: Oh yeah, right. Okay. Including  the waffles（华夫饼) last week. 

　　you now owe me...17 jillion dollars.

Joey: I will, really, I'll pay you back this time.

Chanlder: where is your coming from?

Joey: I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with some...research.

Ross: What kind of research?

Joey: Just, You know, science.

Ross: Science, I've think I heard of that.

Joey: It's a fertility（生育) study.

Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell you 're only donating your time.

Joey: Come on, you guys. It's not that big a deal.

　　Really. I mean I just go down there every other day（每隔一天) and make my contribution to the project.

　　Hey, but at the end of two week, I get $700.

Phoebe: Wow, you are gonna be making money hand over fist(快速稳当).

(Monica and Phoebe is preparing cook, and then Joey and Chandler are coming soon)

Monica: Okay, we got the coleslaw(凉拌卷心菜). We got the buns（圆面包，屁股).

　　We've got the ground-up flesh of formally(正常） cute cows and turkeys.

Chandler: man are here.

Joey: We make fire. Cook meat.

Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing（小便), no get invited back.

Monica: cute! cute! Oh, Joey, Melanie(梅兰妮，人名) called. She's gonna be late.

Joey: Oh, ok.

Monica: So, how are things going with you two?

Phoebe: Is she becoming your special someone?

Joey: I don't know. She's pretty good.

Monica: Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?

Joey: You think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup.

Monica: The man's got a point.

Joey: The tough thing is, she really want to have sex with me.

Chandler: Crazy bitch.

Joey: Yeah, I still got a week left in the program, and according to the rules.

　　If I want to get the money, I am not allowed to conduct(组织） any personal experiments（实验).

　　If you know what I mean.

Monica: Joey, we always know what you mean.

(Ross is coming in with his stuff)

Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue（bbq）was gonna last?

Ross: I am going to China.

Phoebe: Jeez, you say one thing and,..

Monica: You are going to China.

Ross: It's, for the museum. Someone found a bone.

　　We want the bone, they don't want us to have the bone.

　　So I'm going to try to persuade them...It's a whole big "bone" thing.

　　Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for, like, a week.

　　So, emm, if you gonna reach me, you can't. So here's my itinerary(行程 [aɪˈtɪnəreri]).

　　Here is a picture of me.

Phoebe: Oh, let me see.

Ross: Could you take it to Carol every now and then show it to Ben, so he doesn't forget me?

Phoebe:Hi ben, I am your father. I am the head.

　　All right, this barbecue's gonna be very fun.

Ross: Hey, Is Rachel here? I wanted to with her "happy birthday" before I left.

Monica: Oh, no, she's out having drink with Carl.

Ross: Hey, who is Carl?

Monica: You know the guy she met at the coffee's house?

Phoebe: See, there's this guy she me at coffeehouse? Right.

　　So you do know who he is.

Ross: Okay, I'm gonna say goodbye with the guys.

Phoebe: Hey, you know what? Tell them that bone story.

Ross: I have to go to Chine.

Joey: The country?

Ross: No, this big pile（一堆) of dishes in my Mom's breakfront（书架，橱柜）.

　　Do you know Carl who it is?

Chandler: Let's see. Alvin, simon, Theodore...no.

Ross: Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight.

Joey: How can she do that when she's never shown interest in you?

Chandler: Forget about her.

Joey: He's right, man. Please move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.

Chandler: Of course, there they just call it food.

Ross: I guess. I don't know. All right, just give her this for me, Okay?

Joey: we're just looking out(关心) for you. We want you to be happy.

　　And I may only have a couple beers in me, But I love you, man.

Chandler: I still on my first. I just think you are nice.

(at night, all guys with Joey's girlfriend are talking)

Joey's girlfriend: Anyway, that's when me and my friend started this fruit-basket business.

　　We call ourselves" The three Basketeers".

Joey: Like "The Three Mucketeer," only with fruit.

Monica: Okay, how does everybody like their burgers（汉堡）?

Rachel: Present first, food later!

Monica: Hold on there, tiger. How is it going? How are you holding up?

Joey: Well, not so good. She thinks tonight is the night we're gonna complete the transaction. if you know what I... And you do.

Monica: So, have you ever thought about being there for her?

Joey: What do you mean?

Monica: You know, Just be there for her.

Joey: No following you.

Monica: Tnink about it.

Rachel: Okay, I'm guessing this is from...well, thank you , Melanie.

Chandler: Okay, This one right here is from me.

Rachel: Okay, It's light. It's rattles（沙声）. It's Travel Scrabble（便携式拼字游戏). Thank you.

　　This one is from Joey. It feel like a book. I think It is a book. Feel like a book. And It's a book!

Phoebe: It's Dr.Seuss（苏西博士).

Joey: That book get me through some tough time.

Melania: There is a little child inside this man.

Chandler: Yes, the doctor say if they remove it, he'll die.

Rachel: who's this from?

Chandler: That's from Ross.

Rachel: Oh, my god. He remebered.

Phoebe: Remeber what?

Rachel: It was like month ago. we were walking by this antique（古董) store, and I saw this pin in the window.

　　And I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl.

　　Oh, I can't believe he ramebered.

Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on the plane?

Phoebe: Oh, it's so pretty. This must cost him a fortune.

Monica: I can't believe he did this.

Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remeber back in college when he fall in love with Carol

　　and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?

Rachel: What did you say?

Chandler: Crystal duck?

Rachel: NO, no, the "love " part?

Chandler: Oh, my god. no, no, no.

Joey: That's good. Just keep rubbing(擦) your head. That will turn back time.

Rachel: This is unbelievable. I mean, This is unbelievable.

Phoebe: I know. This is really, really huge.

Chandler: No, it's not. It's small, it's tiny, it's petite, it's wee.

Phoebe: I don't think any of our lives will ever be that same ever again.

Chander: Is there a mute button on this woman?

Monica: I think this is so great. I mean, you and Ross.

　　Did you have any ideas?

Rachel: No, none. I mean my first night in the city, he mentioned asking me out...

　　but nothing ever happened, so I just...

　　What else did he say? I mean... does he want to go out with me ?

Joey: Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he won't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.

Rachel: Ross? All this time? I've gotta talk to him.

Chandler: He is in China.

Joey: The country.

Monica: Wait, his flight doesn't leave for 45 minutes.

Chandler: what about the time difference? From here to airport?

　　You're neve gonna make it.

Rachel:  Well, I've got to try.

Monica: Rachel, what are you gonna say to him?

Rachel: I don't know.

Chandler: Well, then maybe you shouldn't go.

Joey: He's right. If you're gonna  break his heart, that kind of thing you can wait.

Monica: Yeah, bur if a good news, she should tell him now.

Rachel: I don't know. Maybe I'llknow when I see him.

Phoebe: Here, look. All right, does this help?

Rachel: No, All I know is, I cannot wait a week until I see hime. I mean...this is just to big.

　　You know, I just got to talk to him.

　　Okay, I'll see you later.

Chandler: Rachel I love you. deal with me first.

Rachel: Excuse me, pardon me.

worker: Hi, hi, Miss, your boarding pass(登机证)?

Rachel: No, I don't have. I just need to talk to my friend.

Worker: Sorry, you're not allow on the jetway（登机道) unless you hava a borading pass.

Rachel: I know, but he just went on. He's right here, he's got the blue jacket on! Can I just...?

Worker: I'm sorry. No, no, no. Federal regulations!

Rachel: Okay, all right, then could you please just give him a message for me?

　　please, this is very important.

Worker: All right, What is the message?

Rachel: I don't know.

Worker: Excuse me! sir! Excuse me! sir! I have a message for you.

Old man with blue jacket: what?

Worker: It's from Rachel. She loved the present. She'll see you when you get back.

Old man with blue jacket: what? Toby...oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about.

　　There's no Rachel. Don't give me that deep freeze.