老友记实战，23下
Monica: No, Mom, everything is going fine, really.
Yeah, Ross is great. He's...He's in a whole other place.
No, He's gone.
No, no, you don't have to fly back. Really.
What do your mean, this might be your only chance?
Would you stop? I am only 26.
I'm not even thinking about babies yet.
Chandler: Where have you been?
Joey: I just have a bady.
(Doctor and Rachel in hospital)
Doctor: I don't know. It could be an hour, it could be three.
But relax, she's doing great.
So, emm, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Rachel: No, no, at the moment, I'm not.
Are you?
Doctor: No, It's hard enough to get women to go out with me.
Rachel: right, I've heard that about cute doctors.
Doctor: No, really. I suppoes it's beacuse I spend too much time, you know, where I do.
I try not to let work affect my personal life, but it's hard when do what I do. It's like...
well, fo instance, what do you do?
Rachel: I'm a waitress.
Doctor: Ok, aren't there time when you come home at the end of the day,
and you're just like, "If I see one more cup of coffee..."
Rachel: yep, got you.
Doctor: I am gonna check up on you friend.
Rachel: Ok, that's fine.
Joey's woman: So, how did you know I was even here?
woman's man: your mom called me. So is this her?
Woman: No, this is a loaner.
(Joey is looking a couple outside the door)
Man: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.
Woman: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse and a helper guy.
So, did you see what won the game?
Man: Yes, knicks by 10, they suck.
Woman: emm, they no so bad.
(Ross, Phoebe and Suson are locked in a room)
Ross: come on, come on, damn it, damn it. This is all your fault.
This is suppose to be, like, the greatest day of my life.
You know, my son is being born, and I should be in there, you know?
Instead I'm stuck in a closet with you.
Suson: The woman I love is having a bady today.
I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.
Ross: No, no, Believe me, no one has been waiting for this as much as I have, okay?
And you know what the funny thing is?
when this day is over, you get to go home with the bady.
where does that leave me?
Suson: you get to be the baby's father.
everyone knows who you are, who am I? There's Father's Day. There's Mother's Day.
There's no Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: everyday is Lesbian Lover Day.
Phoebe: This is so great.
Ross: you want to explain that?
Phoebe: You know cause when I was growing up, you know, my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail.
So, I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one(合二为一）.
And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they fight over who gets to love it the most.
and It's not even born yet. It' just the luckiest baby in the whole world.
I'm sorry. You are fighting.
(Carol is in labor)
Carol: Where are they?
Rachel: I'm sure they'll be here soon. Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this.
Joey: Relax. You're only at nine centimeters(厘米), and the baby's at zero station.
Chandler:Okay, you are really frightening me.
Somebody wanna hele me? Trying to rip out（扯掉） my heart.
That's great. Anybody seen a nipple（奶头).
All right. Ten centimeters. Here we go.
Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.
Carol: But they're not here yet.
Doctor: Sorry, I can't tell the bady to wait for them.
Ross: Ok, got the vent（透气孔) open.
Phoebe: Hey, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben.
It's Ben to the rescue.
Ross:Okay, Ben, you ready? All right, give me your foot. Okay on three, Ben, one tweo, three.
Come on Ben, That is it, Ben.
Susan: What did you see?
Phoebe: well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent.
Yes, it is, in fact, a dark vent.
(a man open the door)
Ross: Phoebe, it's open.
Old man: Wait! you forgot your legs!
Ross: we're here.
Carol: where have you been?
Doctor: Keep pushing. I need...Excuse me, can I have this?
Nurse: All right, there are a few too many people in this room. There's about to be one more.
So anybody who's not an ex-husband or lesbian life partner, out you go.
Chandler: Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
Doctor: All right, He's crowning（哭喊). Here he come.
Ross: Let me see, I gotta see. A head. It's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?
Carol: Not helping.
Doctor: you do great, you are doing fine.
Carol: what did you see? what did you see?
Ross: We got a head. We got a shoulders, we got arms, we got...Oh, look at the little...The fingers.
Oh, a chest and a stomach...and it's a boy, definitely a boy.
All right. Okay, legs, knees and feet. He is here, he is a person.
Susan: Look at that. What does he look like?
Ross: Kind of my Uncle Ed, cover in Jelly（果冻）.
Phoebe: you guys, he is beautiful.
Ross: thanks Phoebe.
Susan: No shouting. But we still need a name for this little guy.
Ross: How about Ben?
Susan: I like Ben.
Carol: Ben is good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?
Ross: I just cooked this up.
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Monica: Can we come in.
Ross: Everybody. there's someone I'd like you to meet.
This is Ben. Ben, this is everbody.
Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you.
Rachel: I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Chandler: I know, I still am one of these.
Monica: Ross, can I...?
Ross: Okay, the head, I gotta.
Monica: Hi ben, I am your aunt Monica. Here I am. I'm your Aunt Monica.
I will always have gum.
Ross: Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times...when I may no be around...like this
I still always come back. like this.
and, sometime I may be away longer...
But I still always come back...like this.
Chandler: Sometimes I'll want you to steal third(盗垒）, and I'll go like this.
Monica: He is so amazing.
Rachel: I know, Look at him.
Joey: nothing, Idon't think that is his name.
Phoebe: Look! he is closing his eyes. He is opening his eyes.
Chandler: He doesn't do much, does he?
Ross: Nope, this is pretty much it.
Monica: you guys wanna get some coffee?
Ross: Okay, I'll see you guys later.
