老友记实战，17下

Rachel: Daddy, daddy, why? Why would I sleep with Billy Dreskin?

　　His father tried to put you out of busniess.

　　You are dead.

Monica: Ross, he got the remote(遥控器) again.

Ross: Good, maybe he can switch it back.

　　Maybe, no.

Rachel: Hold on the secaond, let me just check and see if she's here.

　　It's the woman from hospital. There is problem with the form.

　　Oh, God, what do we do?

Monica: I don't know. Just find out what they want, find out what they want.

Rachel: Ok, No, you do it.

Monica: Hello, this is Monica.

　　Yes, we will be right down. Thank you.

　　We forget to sign one of the admissions forms.

Rachel: Ok, you are right. this wan't worth it.

Monica: Thank you. 

Rachel: Okay, let me just change.

Joey: Hey.

Pheobe: Trouble?

Joey: Your sister stood me up（失约） the other night（前晚）.

Pheobe: Then you hate it when people aren't there for you?

Ross: Did you try calling her?

Joey: I have been trying for two days.

　　when I called the resturant, they said she was too busy to talk.

　　I can't believe she's blowing me off.

(Phoebe and Ulsela meet at Ulsela's workplace)

Phoebe: you got a minute?

Ulsela: emm, yeah, I'm just working.

Phoebe: So, I got your birthday present.

Ulsela: well, you remebered.

　　Oh, It's a Judy jetson Thermos（儿童厨具）.

Phoebe: Right. Like the kind you...

Ulsela: I got something for you too.

Phoebe: How'd you know I was coming.

Ulsela: yeah. twis thing.

Phoebe: I can't believe you did this. So what is the deal with you and Joey.

Ulsela: He is so greate, but It's over.

Phoebe: Does he know?

　　Joey. You know, he's really nutsy（疯狂) about you.

Ulsela: He is, why?

Phoebe: You got me.
Ulsela: excuse me, dosen't this come with a side salas.

Phoebe: So, are you gonna call him?

Ulsela: what, you think he likes me? 

　　Oh, no, He is so smart, he'll figure it out.

　　Do you want some chicken.

Phoebe: no, no food with a face, remember?

Ulsela: You have not changed.

Phoebe: you too.

(Monica and Rachel coming at hospital)

Monica: Remeber us.

　　Okay, you just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions from?

　　well, It turn out we need a whole new one.

　　I put the wrong name again.

Hospital woman: you are that stupid.

Rachel: and I'm just gonna pay for this with a check.

Hospital woman: you know, your insurance will cover that.

Rachel: Yeah, I know. I'm just not that bright either.

Chandler: Okay, worst case scenario: Say you never feel like a father.

　　Say your son never feels connected to you as one.

　　Say all of his relationships are affected by this.

Ross: do you have a point?

Chandler: You know, you'd think I would.

　　what'up with the simian(猴子）?

Ross: It's just a fur ball（毛球）.

Chandler: Ok, whose turn is it?

Ross: Yours. I just got 43 points for "kidney"（肾脏）.

Chandler: No, you got zero points for "idney".

Ross: I had a K. where's my K?

　　You've got to help me. My monkey swallowed a K.

Hospital woman: Get that animal out of here.

Ross: you don't understand. The animal hospital is way across town. He's choking. I don't know what else to do.

Monica: what's going on?

Chandler: Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile.

Hospital woman: Excuse me, This hospital is for man.

Ross: Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay?

　　He watches Jeopardy(危险游戏，一个电视）. 

　　He touched himself when nobody's watching.

　　please, please, have a heart.

Doctor: I will take a look at him.

Monica and Rachel: oh, Thank you.

(central coffee, Joey and Phoebe is ready to talk)

Joey: Uls, what are you doing here? I've been trying to call you.

Pheobe: listen.

Joey: No, no, don't say "listen." I know that "listen.' I've said that "listen".

Pheobe: I am sorry.

Joey: I don't get it. what happened?

　　what about everything you said under the bridge?

Pheobe: you should just forget about what I said under the birdge.

　　I am talking crazy that night. I was so druck.

Joey: You don't drink.

Phoebe: That's right. I don't. But I was drunk on you.

　　But, yeah, It's not gonna work.

Joey: Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?

Phoebe: If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?

Joey: No, no, I couldn't do that.

Phoebe: Then yes, It's because Phoebe. So, It's either her or me.

Joey: Then...Then I'm sorry.

Phoebe: you are gonna be really really hard to get over（通过，这里应该是难忘）

Joey: I don't know whether it is just because we're breaking up or what...

　　but you have never looked so beautiful.

Phoebe: really? (and they kiss)

(everyone is at hospital)

Ross: He looks so tiny（小）.

Joey: we just got the message. Is he all right?

Ross: The doctor get the "k" out, he alse found an "m" and an "O".

Chandler: we think he is trying to spell out "monkey".

Ross: The docter says he's gonna be fine. He's just sleeping now.

Chandler: so, you feel like a dad yet?

Ross: No, why?

Chandler: come on! You came through. You did what you have to do.

　　That is very dad.

Monica: Look! He is waking up.

Ross: fella（小火汁）. How are you doing.