乐子
天性
男人一生之最大乐趣：
- 逼良为娼
- 劝娼从良
女人一生之最大乐趣：
- 与富有者谈感情
- 与贫穷者谈金钱
易用性
I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone.
理论与实践
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they’re not.
Java好！（吗？）
Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.
经验与判断
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
