朴素贝叶斯算法

简介

  • 机器学习算法中，有种依据概率原则进行分类的朴素贝叶斯算法，正如气象学家预测天气一样，朴素贝叶斯算法就是应用先前事件的有关数据来估计未来事件发生的概率

  • 公式

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    • P(A|B) = P(A)*P(B|A)/P(B)
    • 解释:
      • P(A): A事件发生的概率。
      • P(B): B事件发生的概率。
      • P(A | B) 表示在B事件发生的情况下, A事件发生的概率。
      • P(B | A) 表示在A事件发生的情况下, B事件发生的概率。
      • P(A ∩ B) 表示事件A与事件B同时发生的概率。

案例

  • 我们知道P（垃圾邮件）和P（Viagra）是相互独立的，则容易计算P（垃圾邮件&Viagra），即这两个事件同时发生的概率。20%*5%=1%

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  • 对于该案例来说

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    • P(spam): 是垃圾邮件的概率。
    • P(Viagra): 邮件中有伟哥单词的概率。
    • P(spam | Viagra): 已知邮件中有伟哥词汇, 该邮件是垃圾邮件的概率。
    • P(Viagra | spam): 已知是垃圾邮件, 该邮件中有伟哥单词的概率。

  • 计算贝叶斯定理中每一个组成部分的概率，我们必须构造一个频率表

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  • P(spam|Viagra)=P(Viagra|spam)P(spam)/P(Viagra)=(4/20)(20/100)/(5/100)=0.8

  • 因此，如果电子邮件含有单词Viagra，那么该电子邮件是垃圾邮件的概率为80%。所以，任何含有单词Viagra的消息都需要被过滤掉。

  • 当有额外更多的特征时, 此概念的使用:

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  • 利用贝叶斯公式, 我们可得到如下概率:

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    • 已知邮件中有Viagra, 没有Money, 没有Groceries, 有Unsubscribe字符, 是垃圾邮件的概率。

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  • 分母可以先忽略它，垃圾邮件的总似然为：

    • (4/20)(10/20)(20/20)(12/20)(20/100)=0.012

  • 非垃圾邮件的总似然为：

    • (1/80)(66/80)(71/80)(23/80)(80/100)=0.002

  • 这些值转换成概率，我们只需要一步得到垃圾邮件概率为85.7%

  • 问题:

    • 现在有一封邮件，它包含了这四个单词，那么这封邮件是垃圾邮件的概率多大呢
    • 可以计算垃圾邮件的似然如下：
      • (4/20)(10/20)(0/20)(12/20)(20/100)=0
    • 非垃圾邮件的似然为：
      • (1/80)(14/80)(8/80)(23/80)(80/100)=0.00005
    • 该消息是垃圾邮件的概率为0/(0+0.00005)=0
    • 该消息是非垃圾邮件的概率为0.00005/(0+0.00005)=1
    • 问题出在Groceries这个单词，单词Groceries有效抵消或否决了所有其他的证据

拉普拉斯估计

  • 拉普拉斯估计本质上是给频率表中的每个计数加上一个较小的数，这样就保证了每一类中每个特征发生概率非零。
  • 通常情况下，拉普拉斯估计中加上的数值设定为1，这样就保证每一个特征至少在数据中出现一次。
  • 然后，我们得到垃圾邮件的似然为：
    • (5/24)(11/24)(1/24)(13/24)(24/108)=0.0004
  • 非垃圾邮件的似然为：
    • (2/84)(15/84)(9/84)(24/84)(84/108)=0.0001
  • 这表明该消息是垃圾邮件的概率为80%，是非垃圾邮件的概率为20%。

SparkMrlib案例

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ham,Dunno leh cant remember mayb lor. So wat time r we meeting tmr?
ham,So wats ur opinion abt him and how abt is character?
ham,Oh oh... Wasted... Den muz chiong on sat n sun liao...
ham,Are you at work right now ?
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ham,Ok give me 5 minutes I think I see her. BTW you're my alibi. You were cutting my hair the whole time.
ham,At home by the way
ham,Have a good evening! Ttyl
ham,Am watching house €“ very entertaining €“ am getting the whole hugh laurie thing €“ even with the stick €“ indeed especially with the stick.
ham,But my family not responding for anything. Now am in room not went to home for diwali but no one called me and why not coming. It makes me feel like died.
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ham,She's good. How are you. Where r u working now
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ham,"Lol you forgot it eh ? Yes, I'll bring it in babe"
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ham,have got * few things to do. may be in * pub later.
ham,Wat u doing now?
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ham,What should i eat fo lunch senor
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ham,Really? I crashed out cuddled on my sofa.
ham,Dont show yourself. How far. Put new pictures up on facebook.
ham,I know! Grumpy old people. My mom was like you better not be lying. Then again I am always the one to play jokes...
ham,Boo I'm on my way to my moms. She's making tortilla soup. Yummmm
ham,What not under standing.
ham,"So you think i should actually talk to him? Not call his boss in the morning? I went to this place last year and he told me where i could go and get my car fixed cheaper. He kept telling me today how much he hoped i would come back in, how he always regretted not getting my number, etc."
ham,Pls tell nelson that the bb's are no longer comin. The money i was expecting aint coming
ham,I didnt get anything da
ham,I want snow. It's just freezing and windy.
ham,Bishan lar nearer... No need buy so early cos if buy now i gotta park my car...
ham,You stayin out of trouble stranger!!saw Dave the other day he’s sorted now!still with me bloke when u gona get a girl MR!ur mum still Thinks we will get 2GETHA! 
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ham,U can call me now...
ham,Eatin my lunch...
ham,"What will we do in the shower, baby?"
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ham,No just send to you. Bec you in temple na.
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ham,Do I? I thought I put it back in the box
ham,I have many dependents
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ham,No break time one... How... I come out n get my stuff fr u?
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ham,Ok... Let u noe when i leave my house.
ham,I've been searching for the right words to thank you for this breather. I promise i wont take your help for granted and will fulfil my promise. You have been wonderful and a blessing at all times.
ham,Midnight at the earliest
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ham,Mm have some kanji dont eat anything heavy ok
ham,I dont have any of your file in my bag..i was in work when you called me.i 'll tell you if i find anything in my room.
ham,Ya very nice. . .be ready on thursday
ham,Anything lar...
ham,Oh thanks a lot..i already bought 2 eggs ..
ham,I know complain num only..bettr directly go to bsnl offc nd apply for it..
ham,No no. I will check all rooms befor activities
ham,No pic. Please re-send.
ham,cThen i thk shd b enuff.. Still got conclusion n contents pg n references.. I'll b doing da contents pg n cover pg..
ham,I donno if they are scorable
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ham,Have you finished work yet? :)
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ham,Gud mrng dear hav a nice day
ham,You are a very very very very bad girl. Or lady.
ham,In e msg jus now. U said thanks for gift.
ham,it's still not working. And this time i also tried adding zeros. That was the savings. The checking is  # 
ham,Aiyah e rain like quite big leh. If drizzling i can at least run home.
ham,I have gone into get info bt dont know what to do
ham,That's a shame! Maybe cld meet for few hrs tomo?
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ham,"Gal n boy walking in d park. gal-can i hold ur hand? boy-y? do u think i would run away? gal-no, jst wana c how it feels walking in heaven with an prince..GN:-)"
ham,"Come to me, slave. Your doing it again ... Going into your shell and unconsciously avoiding me ... You are making me unhappy :-("
ham,If he started searching he will get job in few days.he have great potential and talent.
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ham,Ok anyway no need to change with what you said
ham,#  great loxahatchee xmas tree burning update: you can totally see stars here
ham,hope things went well at 'doctors' ;) reminds me i still need 2go.did u c d little thing i left in the lounge?
ham,ELLO BABE U OK?
ham,u go home liao? Ask dad to pick me up at 6...
ham,u say until like dat i dun buy ericsson oso cannot oredi lar...
ham,Oooh I got plenty of those!
ham,What's a feathery bowa? Is that something guys have that I don't know about?
ham,"Aight I'll grab something to eat too, text me when you're back at mu"
ham,wiskey Brandy Rum Gin Beer Vodka Scotch Shampain Wine KUDIyarasu dhina vaazhthukkal. ..
ham,Sun ah... Thk mayb can if dun have anythin on... Thk have to book e lesson... E pilates is at orchard mrt u noe hor...  
ham,I don't know but I'm raping dudes at poker
ham,When is school starting. Where will you stay. What's the weather like. And the food. Do you have a social support system like friends in the school. All these things are important.
ham,Mm not entirely sure i understood that text but hey. Ho. Which weekend?
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ham,You are gorgeous! keep those pix cumming :) thank you!
ham,Prabha..i'm soryda..realy..frm heart i'm sory
ham,It took Mr owl 3 licks
ham,No no. I will check all rooms befor activities
ham,Alright took the morphine. Back in yo.
ham,No:-)i got rumour that you going to buy apartment in chennai:-)
ham,You've already got a flaky parent. It'snot supposed to be the child's job to support the parent...not until they're The Ride age anyway. I'm supposed to be there to support you. And now i've hurt you. unintentional. But hurt nonetheless.
ham,Lol ok your forgiven :)
ham,Hi :)finally i completed the course:)
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ham,Yes I posted a couple of pics on fb. There's still snow outside too. I'm just waking up :)
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ham,"Awesome, be there in a minute"
ham,Hey i've booked the 2 lessons on sun liao...
ham,S..antha num corrct dane
ham,Is it ok if I stay the night here? Xavier has a sleeping bag and I'm getting tired
ham,O. Well uv causes mutations. Sunscreen is like essential thesedays
ham,Boooo you always work. Just quit.
ham,"Can you please ask macho what his price range is, does he want something new or used plus it he only interfued in the blackberry bold  #  or any bb"
ham,In which place i can get rooms cheap:-)
ham,So why didnt you holla?
ham,"In case you wake up wondering where I am, I forgot I have to take care of something for grandma today, should be done before the parade"
ham,Hai priya are you right. What doctor said pa. Where are you.
ham,Is she replying. Has boye changed his phone number
ham,At what time are you coming.
ham,I hope your pee burns tonite.
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ham,"4 tacos + 1 rajas burrito, right?"
ham,At the funeral home with Audrey and dad
ham,Hurry home u big butt. Hang up on your last caller if u have to. Food is done and I'm starving. Don't ask what I cooked.
ham,I place all ur points on e cultures module already.
ham,Goin to workout lor... Muz lose e fats... 
ham,Great escape. I fancy the bridge but needs her lager. See you tomo 
ham,"Babe ! How goes that day ? What are you doing ? Where are you ? I sip my cappuccino and think of you, my love ... I send a kiss to you from across the sea"
ham,What is this 'hex' place you talk of? Explain!
ham,He's just gonna worry for nothing. And he won't give you money its no use.
ham,"Ok., is any problem to u frm him? Wats matter?"
ham,I am taking half day leave bec i am not well
ham,Wishing you and your family Merry X mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..
ham,"Yes obviously, but you are the eggs-pert and the potato head... Speak soon! "
ham,Wen did you get so spiritual and deep. That's great
ham,Now am free call me pa.
ham,Dont know you bring some food
ham,In which place do you want da.
ham,Then why you came to hostel.
ham,Oh ya ya. I remember da. .
ham,"Hello! Just got here, st andrews-boy its a long way! Its cold. I will keep you posted"
ham,Long time. You remember me today.
ham,Arun can u transfr me d amt
ham,Are you staying in town ?
ham,"Cant believe i said so many things to you this morning when all i really wanted to say was good morning, i love you! Have a beautiful morning. See you in the library later."
ham," came to look at the flat, seems ok, in his 50s? * Is away alot wiv work. Got woman coming at 6.30 too."
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ham,Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng
ham,Yup next stop.
ham,"Well done, blimey, exercise, yeah, i kinda remember wot that is, hmm. "
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ham,"K, if u bored up just come to my home.."
ham,When did i use soc... I use it only at home... u dunno how 2 type it in word ar...
ham,Unlimited texts. Limited minutes.
ham,I'm going out to buy mum's present ar.
ham,Haha... Really oh no... How? Then will they deduct your lesson tmr?
ham,Don no da:)whats you plan?
ham,I'm very happy for you babe ! Woo hoo party on dude!
ham,And is there a way you can send shade's stuff to her. And she has been wonderful too.
ham,"Sorry man, my stash ran dry last night and I can't pick up more until sunday"
ham,You still at the game?
ham,Cheers for the card ... Is it that time of year already?
ham,Oh shut it. Omg yesterday I had a dream that I had 2 kids both boys. I was so pissed. Not only about the kids but them being boys. I even told mark in my dream that he was changing diapers cause I'm not getting owed in the face.
ham,Carlos says he'll be at mu in  #  minutes
ham,"A Boy loved a gal. He propsd bt she didnt mind. He gv lv lttrs, Bt her frnds threw thm. Again d boy decided 2 aproach d gal , dt time a truck was speeding towards d gal. Wn it was about 2 hit d girl,d boy ran like hell n saved her. She asked 'hw cn u run so fast?' D boy replied Boost is d secret of my energy n instantly d girl shouted our energy n Thy lived happily 2gthr drinking boost evrydy Moral of d story:- I hv free msgs:D;): gud ni8"
ham,"I'm home, my love ... If your still awake ... *loving kiss*"
ham,Tell your friends what you plan to do on Valentines day @ URL
ham,Ok lor u reaching then message me.
ham,Booked ticket for pongal?
ham,Watching tv lor. Nice one then i like lor.
ham,Hi missed your Call and my mumHas beendropping red wine all over theplace! what is your adress?
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ham,Oh yeah clearly it's my fault
ham,MMM ... Merry Christmas to me
ham,Call to the number which is available in appointment. And ask to connect the call to waheed fathima.
ham,"I promise to take good care of you, princess. I have to run now. Please send pics when you get a chance. Ttyl!"
ham,haha but no money leh... Later got to go for tuition... Haha and looking for empty slots for driving lessons
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ham,May i call You later Pls
ham,Oh. U must have taken your REAL Valentine out shopping first.
ham,2marrow only. Wed at  #  to 2 aha.
ham,For me the love should start with attraction.i should feel that I need her every time around me.she should be the first thing which comes in my thoughts.I would start the day and end it with her.she should be there every time I dream.love will be then when my every breath has her name.my life should happen around her.my life will be named to her.I would cry for her.will give all my happiness and take all her sorrows.I will be ready to fight with anyone for her.I will be in love when I will be doing the craziest things for her.love will be when I don't have to proove anyone that my girl is the most beautiful lady on the whole planet.I will always be singing praises for her.love will be when I start up making chicken curry and end up makiing sambar.life will be the most beautiful then.will get every morning and thank god for the day because she is with me.I would like to say a lot..will tell later..
ham,Love has one law; Make happy the person you love. In the same way friendship has one law; Never make ur friend feel alone until you are alive.... Gud night
ham,Well then you have a great weekend!
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ham,I'm working technical support :)voice process.networking field.
ham,i am seeking a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets. Is that you?
ham,"Wat time liao, where still got."
ham,"Each Moment in a day,has its own value-Morning brings hope,afternoon brings faith,Evening brings luv,Night brings rest,Wish u find them all today.Good Morning"
ham,Have you emigrated or something? Ok maybe 5.30 was a bit hopeful...
ham,"I.ll always be there, even if its just in spirit. I.ll get a bb soon. Just trying to be sure i need it."
ham,My friends use to call the same.
ham,K:)k:)what are detail you want to transfer?acc no enough?
ham,"The  # g that i saw a few days ago, the guy wants sell wifi only for  #  and with 3g for  # . That's why i blanked him."
ham,I think it's all still in my car
ham,Lol I know! Hey someone did a great inpersonation of flea on the forums. I love it!
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ham,In life when you face choices Just toss a coin not becoz its settle the question But while the coin in the air U will know what your heart is hoping for. Gudni8
ham,Yo im right by yo work
ham,In fact when do you leave? I think addie goes back to school tues or wed
ham,Hey i booked the kb on sat already... what other lessons are we going for ah? Keep your sat night free we need to meet and confirm our lodging 
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ham,I.ll get there tomorrow and send it to you
ham,", ow u dey.i paid 60,400thousad.i told  u would call . "
ham,K I'll take care of it
ham,Watching tv now. I got new job :)
ham,SYMPTOMS when U are in love: 1.U like listening songs 2.U get stopped where u see the name of your beloved 3.U won't get angry when your
ham,Dude got a haircut. Now its breezy up there
ham,And maybe some pressies
ham,"Haha good to hear, I'm officially paid and on the market for an 8th"
ham,"Yeah, probably earlier than that"
ham,Im done. Just studyn in library
ham,"Yo, call me when you get the chance, a friend of mine wanted me to ask you about a big order"
ham,I'll probably be around mu a lot
ham,is your hamster dead? Hey so tmr i meet you at 1pm orchard mrt? 
ham,Wait  #  min..
ham,Sweet heart how are you?
ham,In the end she might still vomit but its okay. Not everything will come out.
ham,"That's very rude, you on campus?"
ham,So do you have samus shoulders yet
ham,Ok i msg u b4 i leave my house.
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ham,I dont have that much image in class.
ham,"My friend just got here and says he's upping his order by a few grams (he's got $ # ), when can you get here?"
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ham,Hi ....My engagement has been fixd on  # th of next month. I know its really shocking bt....hmm njan vilikkam....t ws al of a sudn;-(.
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ham,Yup i shd haf ard 10 pages if i add figures... u all got how many pages?
ham,Ok thanx...
ham,"Aight, tomorrow around  #  it is"
ham,Is toshiba portege m100 gd?
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ham,Thats cool! I am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.
ham,Sat right? Okay thanks... 
ham,Okie... Thanx...
ham,Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly
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ham,"God picked up a flower and dippeditinaDEW, lovingly touched itwhichturnedinto u, and the he gifted tomeandsaid,THIS FRIEND IS 4U"
ham,Ah poop. Looks like ill prob have to send in my laptop to get fixed cuz it has a gpu problem
ham,Yes fine 
ham,Finally it has happened..! Aftr decades..! BEER is now cheaper than PETROL! The goverment expects us to DRINK. . . But don't DRIVE 
ham,Haven't eaten all day. I'm sitting here staring at this juicy pizza and I can't eat it. These meds are ruining my life.
ham,Thankyou so much for the call. I appreciate your care.
ham,K.k..how is your sister kids?
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,Do u konw waht is rael FRIENDSHIP Im gving yuo an exmpel: Jsut ese tihs msg.. Evrey splleing of tihs msg is wrnog.. Bt sitll yuo can raed it wihtuot ayn mitsake.. GOODNIGHT & HAVE A NICE SLEEP..SWEET DREAMS..
ham,Happy new years melody!
ham,Dear good morning how you feeling dear
ham,All boys made fun of me today. Ok i have no problem. I just sent one message just for fun
ham,"Its ok., i just askd did u knw tht no?"
ham,U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IVE EVER SEEN. U R MY BABY COME AND C ME IN THE COMMON ROOM
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ham,"Well, I meant as opposed to my drunken night of before"
ham,Dont think so. It turns off like randomlly within 5min of opening
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ham,"Nothing. I meant that once the money enters your account here, the bank will remove its flat rate. Someone transfered  #  to my account and  # dollars got removed. So the banks differ and charges also differ.be sure you trust the 9ja person you are sending account details to cos..."
ham,Yoyyooo u know how to change permissions for a drive in mac. My usb flash drive
ham,Come aftr  DECIMAL ..now i m cleaning the house
ham,"Sorry, it's a lot of friend-of-a-friend stuff, I'm just now about to talk to the actual guy who wants to buy"
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ham,I wonder if you'll get this text?
ham,i see. When we finish we have loads of loans to pay
ham,"Sorry pa, i dont knw who ru pa?"
ham,Neva mind it's ok..
ham,I hope you know I'm still mad at you.
ham,"Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish. As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there. She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife, My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... ' NAKED...!"
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ham,Can u get pic msgs to your phone?
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ham,"Maybe westshore or hyde park village, the place near my house?"
ham,Remind me how to get there and I shall do so
ham,"My sister in law, hope you are having a great month. Just saying hey. Abiola"
ham,"Chinatown got porridge, claypot rice, yam cake, fishhead beehoon... Either we eat cheap den go cafe n tok or go nydc or somethin..."
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ham,Are you this much buzy
ham,"Honeybee Said: *I'm d Sweetest in d World* God Laughed & Said: *Wait,U Havnt Met d Person Reading This Msg* MORAL: Even GOD Can Crack Jokes! GM+GN+GE+GN:)"
ham,So that means you still think of teju
ham,I take it we didn't have the phone callon Friday. Can we assume we won't have it this year now?
ham,Already am squatting is the new way of walking
ham,"1.20 that call cost. Which i guess isnt bad. Miss ya, need ya, want ya, love ya"
ham,I think u have the wrong number.
ham,"Lets use it next week, princess :)"
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,He remains a bro amongst bros
ham,No..few hours before.went to hair cut .
ham,somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams
ham,I am not having her number sir
ham,"Yo my trip got postponed, you still stocked up?"
ham,"For you information, IKEA is spelled with all caps. That is not yelling. when you thought i had left you, you were sitting on the bed among the mess when i came in. i said we were going after you got home from class. please don't try and con me. It makes me want to listen to you less."
ham,"I didnt get ur full msg..sometext is missing, send it again"
ham,HIYA STU WOT U UP 2.IM IN SO MUCH TRUBLE AT HOME AT MOMENT EVONE HATES ME EVEN U! WOT THE HELL AV I DONE NOW? Y WONT U JUST TELL ME TEXT BCK PLEASE LUV DAN 
ham,Sorry da:)i was thought of calling you lot of times:)lil busy.i will call you at noon..
ham,Hiya do u like the hlday pics looked horrible in them so took mo out! Hows the camp Amrca thing? Speak soon Serena:)
ham,Id onluy matters when getting on from offcampus
ham,I liked your new house
ham,ALRITE HUNNY!WOT U UP 2 2NITE? DIDNT END UP GOIN DOWN TOWN JUS DA PUB INSTEAD! JUS CHILLIN AT DA MO IN ME BEDROOM!LOVE JEN XXX.
ham,"Fair enough, anything going on?"
ham,ALSO TELL HIM I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ham,Ill be there on  #  ok.
ham,How to Make a girl Happy? It's not at all difficult to make girls happy. U only need to be... 1. A friend 2. Companion 3. Lover 4. Chef . . .  # . Good listener  # . Organizer  # . Good boyfriend  # . Very clean  # . Sympathetic  # . Athletic  # . Warm . . .  # . Courageous  # . Determined  # . True  # . Dependable  # . Intelligent . . .  # . Psychologist  # . Pest exterminator  # . Psychiatrist  # . Healer . .  # . Stylist  # . Driver . . Aaniye pudunga venaam..
ham,Still in the area of the restaurant. Ill try to come back soon
ham,"hey, looks like I was wrong and one of the kappa guys numbers is still on my phone, if you want I can text him and see if he's around"
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ham,How many times i told in the stage all use to laugh. You not listen aha.
ham,I havent lei.. Next mon can?
ham,Dont pick up d call when something important is There to tell. Hrishi
ham,Lol well don't do it without me. We could have a big sale together.
ham,Am only searching for good dual sim mobile pa.
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ham,Si si. I think ill go make those oreo truffles.
ham,Tiwary to rcb.battle between bang and kochi.
ham,Just woke up. Yeesh its late. But I didn't fall asleep til # am :/
ham,Oh...i asked for fun. Haha...take care. u
ham,How? Izzit still raining?
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ham,Pls send me the correct name da.
ham,Dear got train and seat mine lower seat
ham,Why i come in between you people
ham,Can... I'm free...
ham,Oh ok no prob..
ham,Ok can...
ham,Are your freezing ? Are you home yet ? Will you remember to kiss your mom in the morning? Do you love me ? Do you think of me ? Are you missing me yet ?
ham,U coming 2 pick me?
ham,Reason is if the team budget is available at last they buy the unsold players for at base rate..
ham,Oooh bed ridden ey? What are YOU thinking of?
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ham,"Mum, hope you are having a great day. Hoping this text meets you well and full of life. Have a great day. Abiola"
ham,And of course you should make a stink!
ham,"A few people are at the game, I'm at the mall with iouri and kaila"
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ham,Is xy going 4 e lunch?
ham,I'm in school now n i'll be in da lab doing some stuff give me a call when u r done.
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ham,"Fyi I'm taking a quick shower, be at epsilon in like  #  min"
ham,Nope i'm not drivin... I neva develop da photos lei...
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,"Aight I've been set free, think you could text me blake's address? It occurs to me I'm not quite as sure what I'm doing as I thought I was"
ham,You got job in wipro:)you will get every thing in life in 2 or 3 years.
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ham,Hi where you. You in home or calicut?
ham,There are some nice pubs near here or there is Frankie n Bennys near the warner cinema?
ham,No message..no responce..what happend?
ham,"Great. I'm in church now, will holla when i get out"
ham,will you like to be spoiled? :)
ham,They don't put that stuff on the roads to keep it from getting slippery over there?
ham,Pass dis to all ur contacts n see wat u get! Red;i'm in luv wid u. Blue;u put a smile on my face. Purple;u r realy hot. Pink;u r so swt. Orange;i thnk i lyk u. Green;i realy wana go out wid u. Yelow;i wnt u bck. Black;i'm jealous of u. Brown;i miss you Nw plz giv me one color
ham,Lol I was gonna last month. I cashed some in but I left # just in case. I was collecting more during the week cause they announced it on the blog.
ham,Me too baby! I promise to treat you well! I bet you will take good care of me...
ham,Thanx but my birthday is over already.
ham,About  # bucks. The banks fees are fixed. Better to call the bank and find out.
ham,"Thats a bit weird, even ?- where is the do supposed to be happening? But good idea, sure they will be in pub!"
ham,Yes.he have good crickiting mind
ham,Are you still playing with gautham?
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ham,I asked sen to come chennai and search for job.
ham,Ya had just now.onion roast.
ham,Yeah I'll try to scrounge something up
ham,How i noe... She's in da car now... Later then c lar... I'm wearing shorts...
ham,Small problem in auction:)punj now asking tiwary
ham,Welp apparently he retired
ham,Okay same with me. Well thanks for the clarification
ham,Slept? I thinkThis time ( #  pm) is not dangerous
ham,Message from . I am at Truro Hospital on ext. You can phone me here. as I have a phone by my side
ham,Jordan got voted out last nite!
spam,How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
ham,How much you got for cleaning
ham,I will once i get home
ham,Tension ah?what machi?any problem?
ham,Lol now I'm after that hot air balloon!
ham,Play w computer? Aiyah i tok 2 u lor?
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ham,I'm not coming home 4 dinner.
ham,Bring it if you got it
ham,What pa tell me.. I went to bath:-)
ham,"YEH I AM DEF UP4 SOMETHING SAT,JUST GOT PAYED2DAY & I HAVBEEN GIVEN A£50 PAY RISE 4MY WORK & HAVEBEEN MADE PRESCHOOLCO-ORDINATOR 2I AM FEELINGOOD LUV"
ham,"Looks like you found something to do other than smoke, great job!"
ham,My darling sister. How are you doing. When's school resuming. Is there a minimum wait period before you reapply? Do take care
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ham,I not free today i haf 2 pick my parents up tonite...
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ham,"Hello my boytoy ... Geeee I miss you already and I just woke up. I wish you were here in bed with me, cuddling me. I love you ..."
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ham,"Hmmm ... And imagine after you've come home from that having to rub my feet, make me dinner and help me get ready for my date ! Are you sure your ready for that kind of life ?"
ham,Oh yeah I forgot. U can only take 2 out shopping at once.
ham,We don call like  #  times oh. No give us hypertension oh.
ham,Going to join tomorrow.
ham,"Like  # , same question"
ham,U calling me right? Call my hand phone...
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,You tell what happen dont behave like this to me. Ok no need to say
ham,I wanna watch that movie
ham,Omg you can make a wedding chapel in frontierville? Why do they get all the good stuff?
ham,Gimme a few was  #  minutes ago
ham,Pls call me da. What happen.
ham,Ok then u tell me wat time u coming later lor.
ham,Just now saw your message.it k da:)
ham,U still havent got urself a jacket ah?
ham,Beerage?
ham,Are you there in room.
ham,"Thanx 4 the time we’ve spent 2geva, its bin mint! Ur my Baby and all I want is u!xxxx"
ham,Hope you are having a great day.
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ham,Yes i have. So that's why u texted. Pshew...missing you so much
ham,I called but no one pick up e phone. I ask both of them already they said ok.
ham,Shall i start from hear.
ham,Ok how you dear. Did you call chechi
ham,"I know you are thinkin malaria. But relax, children cant handle malaria. She would have been worse and its gastroenteritis. If she takes enough to replace her loss her temp will reduce. And if you give her malaria meds now she will just vomit. Its a self limiting illness she has which means in a few days it will completely stop"
ham,"That day u say u cut ur hair at paragon, is it called hair sense? Do u noe how much is a hair cut? "
ham,I want to be there so i can kiss you and feel you next to me
ham,I think if he rule tamilnadu..then its very tough for our people.
ham,"2 celebrate my b’day, y else?"
ham,"Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes & fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!"
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later ok bye"
ham,Haha mayb u're rite... U know me well. Da feeling of being liked by someone is gd lor. U faster go find one then all gals in our group attached liao.
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,I'm sorry. I've joined the league of people that dont keep in touch. You mean a great deal to me. You have been a friend at all times even at great personal cost. Do have a great week.|
ham,Arun can u transfr me d amt
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ham,"Ya, told..she was asking wats matter?"
ham,Tell me something. Thats okay.
ham,You always make things bigger than they are
ham,Thinkin about someone is all good. No drugs for that
ham,Please give it 2  or i will pick it up on Tuesday evening about 8 if that is ok.
ham,No..but heard abt tat..
ham,I wish u were here. I feel so alone
ham,Cos daddy arranging time c wat time fetch u mah...
ham,It vl bcum more difficult..
ham,We will meet soon princess! Ttyl!
ham,"Oh ! A half hour is much longer in Syria than Canada, eh ? Wow you must get SO much more work done in a day than us with all that extra time ! *grins*"
ham,I am in office:)whats the matter..msg me now.i will call you at break:).
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ham,what I meant to say is cant wait to see u again getting bored of this bridgwater banter
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ham,Are you willing to go for apps class.
ham,"Yeah, we got one lined up for us"
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ham,Dunno dat's wat he told me. Ok lor...
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ham,Company is very good.environment is terrific and food is really nice:)
ham,K..k:)where are you?how did you performed?
ham,"Did you say bold, then torch later. Or one torch and 2bold?"
ham,You have to pls make a note of all she.s exposed to. Also find out from her school if anyone else was vomiting. Is there a dog or cat in the house? Let me know later.
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ham,You could have seen me..i did't recognise you Face.:)
ham,"The sign of maturity is not when we start saying big things.. But actually it is, when we start understanding small things... *HAVE A NICE EVENING* BSLVYL"
ham,India have to take lead:)
ham,Carlos'll be here in a minute if you still need to buy
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ham,If you hear a loud scream in about # minutes its cause my Gyno will be shoving things up me that don't belong :/
ham,Ok...
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
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ham,There the size of elephant tablets!!
ham,"Yeah I am, so I'll leave maybe 7ish?"
ham,"I'm used to it. I just hope my agents don't drop me since i've only booked a few things this year. This whole me in boston, them in nyc was an experiment."
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ham,Ok...
ham,Just curious because my cuz asked what I was up to
ham,Then we gotta do it after that
ham,Dont you have message offer
ham,"Only just got this message, not ignoring you. Yes, i was. Shopping that is"
ham,He needs to stop going to bed and make with the dealing
ham,Pls she needs to dat slowly or she will vomit more.
ham,Meet after lunch la...
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ham,Nothing spl..wat abt u and whr ru?
ham,Hey ! Don't forget ... You are MINE ... For ME ... My possession ... MY property ... MMM ... *childish smile* ...
ham,say thanks2. 
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ham,Yup i've finished c u there...
ham,K come to nordstrom when you're done
ham,Dad went out oredi... 
ham,"This is one of the days you have a billion classes, right?"
ham,Good Morning plz call me sir
ham,"Yeah there's barely enough room for the two of us, x has too many shoes. Sorry man, see you later"
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ham,Yo! Howz u? girls never rang after india. L
ham,I will cme i want to go to hos 2morow. After that i wil cme. This what i got from her dear what to do. She didnt say any time
ham,Yes. They replied my mail. I'm going to the management office later. Plus will in to bank later also.or on wednesday.
ham,"Waqt se pehle or naseeb se zyada kisi ko kuch nahi milta,Zindgi wo nahi he jo hum sochte hai Zindgi wo hai jo ham jeetey hai.........."
ham,"Good afternoon, babe. How goes that day ? Any job prospects yet ? I miss you, my love ... *sighs* ... :-("
ham,Wat time do u wan 2 meet me later?
ham,I think just yourself ...Thanks and see you tomo
ham,I sent them. Do you like?
ham,Ok... Help me ask if she's working tmr a not?
ham,No problem. Talk to you later
ham,How dare you change my ring
ham,I cant keep talking to people if am not sure i can pay them if they agree to price. So pls tell me what you want to really buy and how much you are willing to pay
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ham,Jus ans me lar. U'll noe later.
ham,"Alright we'll bring it to you, see you in like  #  mins"
ham,"I don't think I can get away for a trek that long with family in town, sorry"
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ham,"Oh, then your phone phoned me but it disconnected"
ham,"see you then, we're all christmassy here!"
ham,"Actually, just do whatever, do find an excuse to be in tampa at some point before january though"
ham,It is only yesterday true true.
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ham,Ho ho - big belly laugh! See ya tomo
ham,You'd like that wouldn't you? Jerk!
ham,"So many people seems to be special at first sight, But only very few will remain special to you till your last sight.. Maintain them till life ends.. Sh!jas"
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later in meeting any thing related to trade please call Arul. # "
ham,"My planning usually stops at find hella weed, smoke hella weed"
ham,U definitely need a module from e humanities dis sem izzit? U wan 2 take other modules 1st?
ham,I thk u dun haf 2 hint in e forum already lor... Cos i told ron n darren is going 2 tell shuhui.
ham,Did you stitch his trouser
ham,"Short But Cute :  Be a good person , but dont try to prove ..... Gud mrng..."
ham,7 wonders in My WORLD 7th You 6th Ur style 5th Ur smile 4th Ur Personality 3rd Ur Nature 2nd Ur SMS and 1st Ur Lovely Friendship... good morning dear
ham,Black shirt n blue jeans... I thk i c u...
ham,Yes. Last  practice
ham,Okay... I booked all already... Including the one at bugis.
ham,Hello! How's you and how did saturday go? I was just texting to see if you'd decided to do anything tomo. Not that i'm trying to invite myself or anything!
ham,"Hey babe, sorry i didn't get sooner. Gary can come and fix it cause he thinks he knows what it is but he doesn't go as far a Ptbo and he says it will cost  #  bucks. I don't know if it might be cheaper to find someone there ? We don't have any second hand machines at all right now, let me know what you want to do babe"
ham,"Didn't try, g and I decided not to head out"
ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,"To the wonderful Okors, have a great month. We cherish you guys and wish you well each day. MojiBiola"
ham,Much better now thanks lol
ham,I'm reading the text i just sent you. Its meant to be a joke. So read it in that light
ham,"Actually, my mobile is full of msg. And i m doing a work online, where i need to send them  #  sent msg i wil explain u later."
ham,"Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes & fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!"
ham,Can not use foreign stamps in this country.
ham,"Erm ... ill pick you up at about 6.45pm. That'll give enough time to get there, park and that."
ham,"I got like $ # , I can get some more later though. Get whatever you feel like"
ham,Hey mr whats the name of that bill brison book the one about language and words 
ham,My sort code is  and acc no is . The bank is natwest. Can you reply to confirm i've sent this to the right person!
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ham,"Got ur mail Dileep.thank you so muchand look forward to lots of support...very less contacts here,remember one venugopal you mentioned.tomorrow if not late,i shall try to come up till there.goodnight dear."
ham,I don wake since. I checked that stuff and saw that its true no available spaces. Pls call the embassy or send a mail to them.
ham,Huh y lei...
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ham,I wait 4 u inside da car park...
ham,Can i get your opinion on something first?
ham,Will you come online today night
ham,Be sure to check your yahoo email. We sent photos yesterday
ham,"Dear Hero,i am leaving to qatar tonite for an apt opportunity.pls do keep in touch at  EMAIL ,kerala"
ham,Missed your call cause I was yelling at scrappy. Miss u. Can't wait for u to come home. I'm so lonely today.
ham,"When people see my msgs, They think Iam addicted to msging... They are wrong, Bcoz They don\'t know that Iam addicted to my sweet Friends..!! BSLVYL"
ham,Ahhh. Work. I vaguely remember that! What does it feel like? Lol
ham,Ok.
ham,"The guy at the car shop who was flirting with me got my phone number from the paperwork and called and texted me. I'm nervous because of course now he may have my address. Should i call his boss and tell him, knowing this may get him fired?"
ham,Oops I was in the shower when u called. Hey a parking garage collapsed at university hospital. See I'm not crazy. Stuff like that DOES happen.
ham,"He is impossible to argue with and he always treats me like his sub, like he never released me ... Which he did and I will remind him of that if necessary"
ham,get ready to moan and scream :)
ham,Yetunde i'm in class can you not run water on it to make it ok. Pls now.
ham,Lol! U drunkard! Just doing my hair at d moment. Yeah still up 4 tonight. Wats the plan? 
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ham,That's good. Lets thank God. Please complete the drug. Have lots of water. And have a beautiful day.
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ham,But i dint slept in afternoon.
ham,Yup...
ham,Cbe is really good nowadays:)lot of shop and showrooms:)city is shaping good.
ham,Hi happy birthday. Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
ham,Hi im having the most relaxing time ever! we have to get up at 7am every day! was the party good the other night? I get home tomorrow at 5ish.
ham,I am on the way to ur home
ham,Convey my regards to him
ham,U free on sat rite? U wan 2 watch infernal affairs wif me n darren n mayb xy?
ham,"K, jason says he's gonna be around so I'll be up there around  #"
ham,First answer my question.
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,I absolutely LOVE South Park! I only recently started watching the office.
ham,"It's cool, let me know before it kicks off around  # , I'll be out and about all day"
ham,hows my favourite person today? r u workin hard? couldn't sleep again last nite nearly rang u at 4.30
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ham,Oh sorry please its over
ham,"Vikky, come around  TIME .."
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ham,Poor girl can't go one day lmao
ham,"Yeah, probably but not sure. Ilol let u know, but personally I wuldnt bother, then again if ur goin to then I mite as well!!"
ham,No. But we'll do medical missions to nigeria
ham,I've reached home n i bathe liao... U can call me now...
ham,Nothing will ever be easy. But don't be looking for a reason not to take a risk on life and love
ham,Speak only when you feel your words are better than the silence... Gud mrng:-)
ham,"Hmm ok, i'll stay for like an hour cos my eye is really sore!"
ham,Also track down any lighters you can find
ham,I think you should go the honesty road. Call the bank tomorrow. Its the tough decisions that make us great people.
ham,Just glad to be talking to you.
ham,on hen night. Going with a swing
ham,"chile, please! It's only a  DECIMAL  hour drive for me. I come down all the time and will be subletting feb-april for audition season."
ham,I have to take exam with in march 3
ham,MAYBE IF YOU WOKE UP BEFORE 3 THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.
ham,"It'll be tough, but I'll do what I have to"
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ham,I send the print  outs da.
ham,Will do. Have a good day
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ham,If we win its really no 1 side for long time.
ham,I am in escape theatre now. . Going to watch KAVALAN in a few minutes
ham,"The gas station is like a block away from my house, you'll drive right by it since armenia ends at swann and you have to take howard"
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ham,I am waiting for your call sir.
ham,Am i that much bad to avoid like this?
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ham,Good morning princess! Happy New Year!
ham,U say leh... Of course nothing happen lar. Not say v romantic jus a bit only lor. I thk e nite scenery not so nice leh.
ham,"Best msg: It's hard to be with a person, when u know that one more step foward will make u fall in love.. & One step back can ruin ur friendship.. good night:-) ..."
ham,I got it before the new year cos yetunde said she wanted to surprise you with it but when i didnt see money i returned it mid january before the  # day return period ended.
ham,Yup it's at paragon... I havent decided whether 2 cut yet... Hee...
ham,"Good afternoon, my boytoy ... How are you feeling today ? Better I hope? Are you being my good boy? Are you my obedient, slave? Do you please your Queen?"
ham,Sry da..jst nw only i came to home..
ham,"If we hit it off, you can move in with me :)"
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ham,He didn't see his shadow. We get an early spring yay
ham,"No idea, I guess we'll work that out an hour after we're supposed to leave since as usual nobody has any interest in figuring stuff out before the last second"
ham,Sitting in mu waiting for everyone to get out of my suite so I can take a shower
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ham,Usually the body takes care of it buy making sure it doesnt progress. Can we pls continue this talk on saturday.
ham,Tomorrow i am not going to theatre. . . So i can come wherever u call me. . . Tell me where and when to come tomorrow
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ham,There are many company. Tell me the language.
ham,Am slow in using biola's fne
ham,"That's cool, I'll come by like  # ish"
ham,Nutter. Cutter. Ctter. Cttergg. Cttargg. Ctargg. Ctagg. ie you
ham,"Wow. I never realized that you were so embarassed by your accomodations. I thought you liked it, since i was doing the best i could and you always seemed so happy about the cave. I'm sorry I didn't and don't have more to give. I'm sorry i offered. I'm sorry your room was so embarassing."
ham,I thk 50 shd be ok he said plus minus 10.. Did u leave a line in between paragraphs?
ham,I'm still pretty weak today .. Bad day ?
ham,Its a part of checking IQ
ham,"Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... '"
ham,Hows the street where the end of library walk is?
ham,Surly ill give it to you:-) while coming to review.
ham,"Science tells that chocolate will melt under the sunlight. Please don't walk under the sunlight. BCoz,I don't want to loss a sweet friend."
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ham,"Aight, lemme know what's up"
ham,Then mum's repent how?
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ham,Don't necessarily expect it to be done before you get back though because I'm just now headin out
ham,HI DARLIN HOW WAS WORK DID U GET INTO TROUBLE? IJUST TALKED TO YOUR MUM ALL MORNING! I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT IM GOIN OUT SOON BUT CALL ME IF U CAN
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ham,"Hi frnd, which is best way to avoid missunderstding wit our beloved one's?"
ham,I am joining today formally.Pls keep praying.will talk later.
ham,Hey company elama po mudyadhu.
ham,26th OF JULY
ham,"By the way, make sure u get train to worc foregate street not shrub hill. Have fun night x"
ham,I know she called me
ham,Keep yourself safe for me because I need you and I miss you already and I envy everyone that see's you in real life
ham,Sorry. || mail? || 
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ham,Remember on that day..
ham,hanks lotsly!
ham,"I can't keep going through this. It was never my intention to run you out, but if you choose to do that rather than keep the room clean so *I* don't have to say no to visitors, then maybe that's the best choice. Yes, I wanted you to be embarassed, so maybe you'd feel for once how I feel when i have a friend who wants to drop buy and i have to say no, as happened this morning. I've tried everything. I don't know what else to do."
ham,Waiting for your call.
ham,Tomarrow final hearing on my laptop case so i cant.
ham,Just wanted to say you guys weren't kidding about this bud
ham,It just seems like weird timing that the night that all you and g want is for me to come smoke is the same day as when a storm is attributed to me always coming over and making everyone smoke
ham,Dude we should go sup again
ham,"Wait that's still not all that clear, were you not sure about me being sarcastic or that that's why x doesn't want to live with us"
ham,R U &SAM P IN EACHOTHER. IF WE MEET WE CAN GO 2 MY HOUSE
ham,I'm meeting Darren...
ham,u all write or wat..
ham,"Perhaps * is much easy give your account identification, so i will tomorrow at UNI"
ham,OK i'm waliking ard now... Do u wan me 2 buy anything go ur house?
ham,Your dad is back in ph?
ham,We have to pick rayan macleran there.
ham,LOOK AT THE TIME. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS UP
ham,"Good afternoon, my love ... How goes your day ? How did you sleep ? I hope your well, my boytoy ... I think of you ..."
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ham,Alright i have a new goal now
ham,Just got up. have to be out of the room very soon. .... i hadn't put the clocks back til at 8 i shouted at everyone to get up and then realised it was 7. wahay. another hour in bed.
ham,Senthil group company Apnt 5pm.
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later in meeting"
ham,Good. No swimsuit allowed :)
ham,I think that tantrum's finished so yeah I'll be by at some point
ham,Wif my family booking tour package.
ham,GRAN ONLYFOUND OUT AFEW DAYS AGO.CUSOON HONI
ham,7 wonders in My WORLD 7th You 6th Ur style 5th Ur smile 4th Ur Personality 3rd Ur Nature 2nd Ur SMS and 1st Ur Lovely Friendship... good morning dear
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ham,Let me know how it changes in the next 6hrs. It can even be appendix but you are out of that age range. However its not impossible. So just chill and let me know in 6hrs
ham,"Sorry, I'll call you  later. I am in meeting sir."
ham,"Im in inperialmusic listening2the weirdest track ever by”leafcutter john”-sounds like insects being molested&someone plumbing,remixed by evil men on acid!"
ham,Dare i ask... Any luck with sorting out the car?
ham,My birthday is on feb  #  da. .
ham,"Thk shld b can... Ya, i wana go 4 lessons... Haha, can go for one whole stretch..."
ham,"Aight, sounds good. When do you want me to come down?"
ham,Nope. I just forgot. Will show next week
ham,Detroit. The home of snow. Enjoy it.
ham,Ok
ham,Yes..gauti and sehwag out of odi series.
ham,Yes :)it completely in out of form:)clark also utter waste.
ham,You're not sure that I'm not trying to make xavier smoke because I don't want to smoke after being told I smoke too much?
ham,Hey cutie. How goes it? Here in WALES its kinda ok. There is like hills but i still avent killed myself. 
ham,Hey gals.. Anyone of u going down to e driving centre tmr?
ham,Or remind me in a few hrs.
ham,I know you are. Can you pls open the back?
ham,"He will, you guys close?"
ham,Cool breeze... Bright sun... Fresh flower... Twittering birds... All these waiting to wish u: GOODMORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY :)
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ham,Uncle Abbey! Happy New Year. Abiola
ham,Ok i wont call or disturb any one. I know all are avoiding me. I am a burden for all
ham,Customer place i will call you.
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ham,En chikku nange bakra msg kalstiya..then had tea/coffee?
ham,What's ur pin?
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ham,K I'll call you when I'm close
ham,Good morning princess! Have a great day!
ham,Dude how do you like the buff wind.
ham,What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..
ham,So u gonna get deus ex?
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ham,Miserable. They don't tell u that the side effects of birth control are massive gut wrenching cramps for the first 2 months. I didn't sleep at all last night.
ham,"Jane babes not goin 2 wrk, feel ill after lst nite. Foned in already cover 4 me chuck.:-)"
ham,Oh ok wait 4 me there... My lect havent finish
ham,Or maybe my fat fingers just press all these buttons and it doesn't know what to do.
ham,;-) ok. I feel like john lennon.
ham,Ranjith cal drpd Deeraj and deepak 5min hold
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ham,Me i'm not workin. Once i get job...
ham,Well keep in mind I've only got enough gas for one more round trip barring a sudden influx of cash
ham,"Sorry about earlier. Putting out fires.Are you around to talk after 9? Or do you actually have a life, lol!"
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ham,Can you talk with me..
ham,"I guess you could be as good an excuse as any, lol."
ham,"Alright if you're sure, let me know when you're leaving"
ham,Ard 515 like dat. Y?
ham,Carlos is taking his sweet time as usual so let me know when you and patty are done/want to smoke and I'll tell him to haul ass
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ham,Shant disturb u anymore... Jia you...
ham,Alex says he's not ok with you not being ok with it
ham,Dont hesitate. You know this is the second time she has had weakness like that. So keep i notebook of what she eat and did the day before or if anything changed the day before so that we can be sure its nothing
ham,I'm already back home so no probably not
ham,Nothin comes to my mind. u help me buy hanger lor. Ur laptop not heavy?
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ham,Same. Wana plan a trip sometme then
ham,Rightio. 11.48 it is then. Well arent we all up bright and early this morning.
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ham,"K, I'll work something out"
ham,You're gonna have to be way more specific than that
ham,Can you please send me my aunty's number
ham,From 5 to 2 only my work timing.
ham,What year. And how many miles.
ham,Do you know what Mallika Sherawat did yesterday? Find out now @  URL
ham,Tired. I haven't slept well the past few nights.
ham,"Yeah, probably here for a while"
ham,Hey pple...$700 or $900 for 5 nights...Excellent location wif breakfast hamper!!!
ham,I.ll post her out l8r. In class
ham,Nooooooo I'm gonna be bored to death all day. Cable and internet outage.
ham,Wat u doing there?
ham,This pen thing is beyond a joke. Wont a Biro do? Don't do a masters as can't do this ever again! 
ham,Are u awake? Is there snow there?
ham,That's the way you should stay oh.
ham,Still chance there. If you search hard you will get it..let have a try :)
ham,Why you keeping me away like this
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ham,Yup... Ok i go home look at the timings then i msg u again... Xuhui going to learn on 2nd may too but her lesson is at 8am
ham,Want to send me a virtual hug?... I need one
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ham,Wanna do some art?! :D
ham,Goodnight da thangam I really miss u dear.
ham,Thanks honey. Have a great day.
ham,Dude avatar 3d was imp. At one point i thought there were actually flies in the room and almost tried hittng one as a reflex
ham,"Carlos is down but I have to pick it up from him, so I'll swing by usf in a little bit"
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ham,"Aight, can you text me the address?"
ham,Ok lor then we go tog lor...
ham,"Sorry, went to bed early, nightnight"
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ham,There bold 2  # . Is that yours
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ham,I AM AT THE GAS STATION. GO THERE.
ham,Ok. Not sure what time tho as not sure if can get to library before class. Will try. See you at some point! Have good eve.
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ham,If i start sending blackberry torch to nigeria will you find buyer for me?like 4a month. And tell dad not to buy bb from anyone oh.
ham,Got it..mail panren paru..
ham,Then dun wear jeans lor...
ham,"Haha I heard that, text me when you're around"
ham,Sorry me going home first... Daddy come fetch u later...
ham,"Mmmmmm ... I love you,so much, Ahmad ... I can't wait for this year to begin as every second takes me closer to being at your side. Happy New Year, my love!!"
ham,"That way transport is less problematic than on sat night. By the way, if u want to ask  n  to join my bday, feel free. But need to know definite nos as booking on fri. "
ham,Lol enjoy role playing much?
ham,Blank is Blank. But wat is blank? Lol
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ham,Finish liao... U?
ham,Great! I hope you like your man well endowed. I am  #  inches...
ham,"Edison has rightly said, A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer Now you know why all of us are speechless during ViVa.. GM,GN,GE,GNT:-)"
ham,Hui xin is in da lib.
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ham,"Yes, princess. Are you going to make me moan?"
ham,Try to do something dear. You read something for exams
ham,"I've got ten bucks, jay is being noncomittal"
ham,Ok ill send you with in  DECIMAL  ok.
ham,"Hi, wlcome back, did wonder if you got eaten by a lion or something, nothing much"
ham,"Living is very simple.. Loving is also simple.. Laughing is too simple.. Winning is tooo simple.. But, being 'SIMPLE' is very difficult.. Gud nte.:-"
ham,Yes. Nigh you cant aha.
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ham,"Happy or sad , one thing about past is- Its no more GOOD MORNING :-):-)."
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ham,Hey mate. Spoke to the mag people. We€˜re on.  the is deliver by the end of the month. Deliver on the 24th sept. Talk later. 
ham,HI DARLIN ITS KATE ARE U UP FOR DOIN SOMETHIN TONIGHT? IM GOING TO A PUB CALLED THE SWAN OR SOMETHING WITH MY PARENTS FOR ONE DRINK SO PHONE ME IF U CAN
ham,I will see in half an hour
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ham,Ok i found dis pierre cardin one which looks normal costs 20 its on sale.
ham,She.s fine. I have had difficulties with her phone. It works with mine. Can you pls send her another friend request.
ham,Babe !!!! I LOVE YOU !!!! *covers your face in kisses*
ham,Then ur sis how?
ham,Sitting ard nothing to do lor. U leh busy w work?
ham,"When you get free, call me"
ham,I wont. So wat's wit the guys
ham,Nothing. Can...
ham,u got wat to buy tell us then u no need to come in again.
ham,Or ill be a little closer like at the bus stop on the same street
ham,u takin linear algebra today?
ham,Ya! when are u taking ure practical lessons? I start in june..  
ham,Getting tickets 4 walsall tue 6 th march. My mate is getting me them on sat. ill pay my treat. Want 2 go. Txt bak .Terry
ham,Is that what time you want me to come?
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ham,Just wait till end of march when el nino gets himself. Oh.
ham,Aslamalaikkum....insha allah tohar beeen muht albi mufti mahfuuz...meaning same here....
ham,How r u going to send it to me?
ham,Apart from the one i told you about yesterday?
ham,"Awesome, think we can get an 8th at usf some time tonight?"
ham,"No, its true..k,Do u knw dis no. # ?"
ham,"Sorry battery died, yeah I'm here"
ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,Sorry. You never hear unless you book it. One was kinda a joke--thet were really looking for skinny white girls. The other was one line--you can only do so much on camera with that. Something like that they're casting on the look.
ham,Yes i think so. I am in office but my lap is in room i think thats on for the last few days. I didnt shut that down
ham,Armand says get your butt over to epsilon
ham,That depends. How would you like to be treated? :)
ham,Also you and your family for going to rhode island or wherever and leaving me all alone the week I have a new bong :(
ham,S'fine. Anytime. All the best with it.
ham,My sister got placed in birla soft da:-)
ham,"Yeah, in fact he just asked if we needed anything like an hour ago. When and how much?"
ham,K..k...from tomorrow onwards started ah?
ham,Studying. But i.ll be free next weekend.
ham,Reverse is cheating. That is not mathematics.
ham,Many more happy returns of the day. I wish you happy birthday.
ham,"Sorry,in meeting I'll call later"
ham,Any way where are you and what doing.
ham,No da. . Vijay going to talk in jaya tv
ham,Wa... U so efficient... Gee... Thanx...
ham,Tmr then u brin lar... Aiya later i come n c lar... Mayb u neva set properly u got da help sheet wif u...
ham,R u still working now?
ham,In work now. Going have in few min.
ham,I don't think he has spatula hands!
ham,Hey. For me there is no leave on friday. Wait i will ask my superior and tell you..
ham,Ya but it cant display internal subs so i gotta extract them
ham,Mm feeling sleepy. today itself i shall get that dear
ham,"That€˜s the thing with apes, u can fight to the death to keep something, but the minute they have it when u let go, thats it!"
ham,He is world famamus....
ham,Ok i am on the way to home hi hi
ham,Nope but i'm going home now then go pump petrol lor... Like going 2 rain soon...
ham,I WILL CAL YOU SIR. In meeting
ham,Hi this is yijue... It's regarding the 3230 textbook it's intro to algorithms second edition... I'm selling it for $50...
ham,Ok. How many should i buy.
ham,Hhahhaahahah rofl wtf nig was leonardo in your room or something
ham,"I can't right this second, gotta hit people up first"
ham,"Rose for red,red for blood,blood for heart,heart for u. But u for me.... Send tis to all ur friends.. Including me.. If u like me.. If u get back, 1-u r poor in relation! 2-u need some 1 to support 3-u r frnd 2 many 4-some1 luvs u 5+- some1 is praying god to marry u.:-) try it...."
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ham,Yes watching footie but worried we're going to blow it - Phil Neville?
ham,Then get some cash together and I'll text jason
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ham,How dare you stupid. I wont tell anything to you. Hear after i wont talk to you:-.
ham,LOL ... Have you made plans for new years?
ham,You should change your fb to jaykwon thuglyfe falconerf
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ham,"Neither [in sterm voice] - i'm studying. All fine with me! Not sure the  thing will be resolved, tho. Anyway. Have a fab hols"
ham,Talk to g and x about that
ham,I'm always on yahoo messenger now. Just send the message to me and i.ll get it you may have to send it in the mobile mode sha but i.ll get it. And will reply.
ham,Ha... Both of us doing e same thing. But i got tv 2 watch. U can thk of where 2 go tonight or u already haf smth in mind...
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ham,Can you use foreign stamps for whatever you send them off for? 
ham,Then ur physics get a-?
ham,"Hello, my love! How goes that day ? I wish your well and fine babe and hope that you find some job prospects. I miss you, boytoy ... *a teasing kiss*"
ham,I have to take exam with march 3
ham,To day class is there are no class.
ham,... Are you in the pub?
ham,"Derp. Which is worse, a dude who always wants to party or a dude who files a complaint about the three drug abusers he lives with"
ham,I liked the new mobile
ham,Are you coming to day for class.
ham,I'm at work. Please call
ham,Then i buy.
ham,That one week leave i put know that time. Why.
ham,Pls go ahead with watts. I just wanted to be sure. Do have a great weekend. Abiola
ham,Ic. There are a lotta childporn cars then.
ham,Thanks. It was only from tescos but quite nice. All gone now. Speak soon 
ham,Draw va?i dont think so:)
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ham,Lol your right. What diet? Everyday I cheat anyway. I'm meant to be a fatty :(
ham,Nice.nice.how is it working?
ham,K:)k..its good:)when are you going?
ham,East coast
ham,He neva grumble but i sad lor... Hee... Buy tmr lor aft lunch. But we still meetin 4 lunch tmr a not. Neva hear fr them lei. u got a lot of work ar?
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ham,"Oh... I was thkin of goin yogasana at 10 den no nd to go at 3 den can rush to parco 4 nb... Okie lor, u call me when ready..."
ham,Happy birthday... May all ur dreams come true...
ham,Would really appreciate if you call me. Just need someone to talk to.
ham,U really pig leh sleep so much. My dad wake me up at 10 smth 2 eat lunch today.
ham,The monthly amount is not that terrible and you will not pay anything till 6months after finishing school.
ham,Ok... But they said i've got wisdom teeth hidden inside n mayb need 2 remove.
ham,If u laugh really loud.. If u talk spontaneously.. If u dont care what others feel.. U are probably with your dear & best friends.. GOODEVENING Dear..:)
ham,Hello hun how ru? Its here by the way. Im good. Been on 2 dates with that guy i met in walkabout so far. We have to meet up soon. Hows everyone else?
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ham,"All done, all handed in. Don't know if mega shop in asda counts as celebration but thats what i'm doing!"
ham,Ok lar... Joking wif u oni...
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ham,Nah im goin 2 the wrks with j wot bout u?
ham,"Not really dude, have no friends i'm afraid :("
ham,K go and sleep well. Take rest:-).
ham,"A bit of Ur smile is my hppnss, a drop of Ur tear is my sorrow, a part of Ur heart is my life, a heart like mine wil care for U, forevr as my GOODFRIEND"
ham,Omg how did u know what I ate?
ham,"How are you, my Love ? Are you with your brother ? Time to talk english with him ? *grins* Say : Hey Muhommad, Penny says hello from across the sea"
ham,"Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose."
ham,I just cooked a rather nice salmon a la you
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ham,Mmmm ... Not fair ! You know my weaknesses ! *grins* *pushes you to your knee's* *exposes my belly and pulls your head to it* Don't forget ... I know yours too *wicked smile*
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ham,"Hiya , have u been paying money into my account? If so, thanks. Got a pleasant surprise when i checked my balance -u c, i don't get statements 4 that acc"
ham,I got arrested for possession
ham,Anything lor is she coming?
ham,Yes its possible but dint try. Pls dont tell to any one k
ham,Congrats kano..whr s the treat maga?
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ham,"Good afternoon sexy buns! How goes the job search ? I wake and you are my first thought as always, my love. I wish your fine and happy and know I adore you!"
ham,Wow didn't think it was that common. I take it all back ur not a freak! Unless u chop it off:-)
ham,Hasn't that been the pattern recently crap weekends?
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ham,I was gonna ask you lol but i think its at 7
ham,Desires- u going to doctor 4 liver. And get a bit stylish. Get ur hair managed. Thats it.
ham,"FRAN I DECIDED 2 GO N E WAY IM COMPLETELY BROKE AN KNACKERED I GOT UP BOUT 3 C U 2MRW LOVE JANX P.S THIS IS MY DADS FONE, -NO CREDIT"
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ham,"Sorry, I can't text & drive coherently, see you in twenty"
ham,Send to someone else :-)
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ham,Can't. I feel nauseous. I'm so pissed. I didn't eat any sweets all week cause today I was planning to pig out. I was dieting all week. And now I'm not hungry :/
ham,somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams
ham,I'm done. C u there.
ham,Lol yeah at this point I guess not
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ham,They just talking thats it de. They wont any other.
ham,Probably a couple hours tops
ham,hi my darlin im on my way to London and we have just been smashed into by another driver! and have a big dent! im really missing u what have u been up to? xxx
ham,Just finished. Missing you plenty
ham,Carlos says we can pick up from him later so yeah we're set
ham,"Nice. Wait...should you be texting right now? I'm not gonna pay your ticket, ya know!"
ham,"Well the weather in cali's great. But its complexities are great. You need a car to move freely, its taxes are outrageous. But all in all its a great place. The sad part is i missing home."
ham,Eh u send wrongly lar...
ham,When u wana see it then
ham,How would my ip address test that considering my computer isn't a minecraft server
ham,Sorry that was my uncle. I.ll keep in touch
ham,Probably earlier than that if the station's where I think it is
ham,Yes.mum lookin strong:)
ham,Btw regarding that we should really try to see if anyone else can be our 4th guy before we commit to a random dude
ham,U horrible gal... U knew dat i was going out wif him yest n u still come n ask me...
ham,Are you driving or training?
ham,"... we r stayin here an extra week, back next wed. How did we do in the rugby this weekend? Hi to and and , c u soon "
ham,Jay says that you're a double-faggot
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ham,"By the way, 'rencontre' is to meet again. Mountains dont...."
ham,We left already we at orchard now.
ham,How much it will cost approx . Per month.
ham,"Cool, text me when you're parked"
ham,I can send you a pic if you like :)
ham,Great. Have a safe trip. Dont panic surrender all.
ham,Enjoy urself tmr...
ham,We are okay. Going to sleep now. Later
ham,I accidentally brought em home in the box
ham,I take it the post has come then! You must have 1000s of texts now! Happy reading. My one from wiv hello caroline at the end is my favourite. Bless him
ham,IM FINE BABES AINT BEEN UP 2 MUCH THO! SAW SCARY MOVIE YEST ITS QUITE FUNNY! WANT 2MRW AFTERNOON? AT TOWN OR MALL OR SUMTHIN?xx
ham,"Dear relieved of westonzoyland, all going to plan this end too!"
ham,Esplanade lor. Where else...
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ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,Haven't left yet so probably gonna be here til dinner
ham,The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart....gn tc
ham,No message..no responce..what happend?
ham,Ok... Take ur time n enjoy ur dinner...
ham,COME BACK TO TAMPA FFFFUUUUUUU
ham,Aww that's the first time u said u missed me without asking if I missed u first. You DO love me! :)
ham,Can you say what happen
ham,Mom wants to know where you at
ham,Hey r u still online? I've finished the formatting...
ham,"That's cool he'll be here all night, lemme know when you're around"
ham,"Velly good, yes please!"
ham,I have printed it oh. So  #  come upstairs
ham,"Awesome, lemme know whenever you're around"
ham,"Hmm, too many of them unfortunately... Pics obviously arent hot cakes. Its kinda fun tho"
ham,WOT STUDENT DISCOUNT CAN U GET ON BOOKS?
ham,Looks like u wil b getting a headstart im leaving here bout 2.30ish but if u r desperate for my company I could head in earlier-we were goin to meet in rummer.
ham,Sorry i now then c ur msg... Yar lor so poor thing... But only 4 one night... Tmr u'll have a brand new room 2 sleep in...
ham,ARE YOU IN TOWN? THIS IS V. IMPORTANT
ham,I want to go to perumbavoor
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ham,And popping # ibuprofens was no help.
ham,S...from the training manual it show there is no tech process:)its all about password reset and troubleshooting:)
ham,Can you open the door?
ham,I HAVE A DATE ON SUNDAY WITH WILL!!
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ham,Yo theres no class tmrw right?
ham,How come?
ham,When can u come out?
ham,Shhhhh nobody is supposed to know!
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ham,What happen dear. Why you silent. I am tensed
ham,"I'm tired of arguing with you about this week after week. Do what you want and from now on, i'll do the same."
ham,Wat's da model num of ur phone?
ham,I luv u soo much u don’t understand how special u r 2 me ring u 2morrow luv u xxx
ham,"It's wylie, you in tampa or sarasota?"
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ham,LOL ... No just was busy
ham,Just forced myself to eat a slice. I'm really not hungry tho. This sucks. Mark is getting worried. He knows I'm sick when I turn down pizza. Lol
ham,Feel like trying kadeem again? :V
ham,"Also north carolina and texas atm, you would just go to the gre site and pay for the test results to be sent."
ham,Why do you ask princess?
ham,Dunno da next show aft 6 is 850. Toa payoh got 650.
ham,What makes you most happy?
ham,Dear are you angry i was busy dear
ham,"Daddy, shu shu is looking 4 u... U wan me 2 tell him u're not in singapore or wat?"
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ham,Dai what this da.. Can i send my resume to this id.
ham,"Sir, i am waiting for your call, once free please call me."
ham,Busy here. Trying to finish for new year. I am looking forward to finally meeting you...
ham,Not planned yet :)going to join company on jan 5 only.don know what will happen after that.
ham,NOT MUCH NO FIGHTS. IT WAS A GOOD NITE!!
ham,Hey darlin.. i can pick u up at college if u tell me wen & where 2 mt.. love Pete xx
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ham,"Total disappointment, when I texted you was the craziest stuff got :("
ham,That sucks. So what do you got planned for your yo valentine? I am your yo valentine aren't I?
ham,Okay but i thought you were the expert
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ham,Goodmorning sleeping ga.
ham,Ok lor... But buy wat?
ham,Thank you princess! You are so sexy...
ham,S da..al r above  #
ham,I was just callin to say hi. Take care bruv!
ham,"If you can make it any time tonight or whenever you can it's cool, just text me whenever you're around"
ham,Congrats ! Treat pending.i am not on mail for 2 days.will mail once thru.Respect mother at home.check mails.
ham,Serious? What like proper tongued her
ham,At 7 we will go ok na.
ham,How much is blackberry bold2 in nigeria.
ham,Dear we got  #  dollars hi hi
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ham,Beauty sleep can help ur pimples too.
ham,"It's that time of the week again, ryan"
ham,Why she wants to talk to me
ham,I'm vivek:)i got call from your number.
ham,This girl does not stay in bed. This girl doesn't need recovery time. Id rather pass out while having fun then be cooped up in bed
ham,Don't forget who owns you and who's private property you are ... And be my good boy always .. *passionate kiss*
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ham,"Yeah we wouldn't leave for an hour at least, how's 4 sound?"
ham,This phone has the weirdest auto correct.
ham,How long does it take to get it.
ham,"Good afternoon sunshine! How dawns that day ? Are we refreshed and happy to be alive? Do we breathe in the air and smile ? I think of you, my love ... As always"
ham,Not able to do anything.
ham,"life alle mone,eppolum oru pole allalo"
ham,K k:) sms chat with me.
ham,Ok lor... Sony ericsson salesman... I ask shuhui then she say quite gd 2 use so i considering...
ham,"Jolly good! By the way,  will give u tickets for sat eve 7.30. Speak before then x"
ham,Ya even those cookies have jelly on them
ham,Ok... I din get ur msg...
ham,"I get out of class in bsn in like  #  minutes, you know where advising is?"
ham,Can u all decide faster cos my sis going home liao..
ham,"There're some people by mu, I'm at the table by lambda"
ham,Fwiw the reason I'm only around when it's time to smoke is that because of gas I can only afford to be around when someone tells me to be and that apparently only happens when somebody wants to light up
ham,Its a valentine game. . . send dis msg to all ur friends. . If 5 answers r d same then someone really loves u. . Ques- which colour suits me the best?
ham,"Yeah sure, give me a couple minutes to track down my wallet"
ham,Do you know when the result.
ham,I calls you later. Afternoon onwords mtnl service get problem in south mumbai. I can hear you but you cann't listen me.
ham,No plans yet. What are you doing ?
ham,Great! So what attracts you to the brothas?
ham,How much u trying to get?
ham,My exam is for february 4. Wish you a great day.
ham,"It could work, we'll reach a consensus at the next meeting"
ham,"Yes but i dont care! I need you bad, princess!"
ham,Rats. Hey did u ever vote for the next themes?
ham,Actually i deleted my old website..now i m blogging at magicalsongs.blogspot.com
ham,Nice talking to you! please dont forget my pix :) i want to see all of you...
ham,ok....take care.umma to you too...
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ham,"I just got home babe, are you still awake ?"
ham,"Aight text me when you're back at mu and I'll swing by, need somebody to get the door for me"
ham,You call him now ok i said call him
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ham,Don't fret. I'll buy the ovulation test strips and send them to you. You wont get them til like march. Can you send me your postal address.u'll be alright.Okay.
ham,I am back. Good journey! Let me know if you need any of the receipts. Shall i tell you like the pendent?
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ham,You said to me before i went back to bed that you can't sleep for anything.
ham,Good words.... But words may leave u in dismay many times.
ham,Wishing you and your family Merry X mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..
ham,So how are you really. What are you up to. How's the masters. And so on.
ham,"Haha awesome, I've been to 4u a couple times. Who all's coming?"
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ham,Ok lor.
ham,Book which lesson? then you msg me... I will call up after work or sth... I'm going to get specs. My membership is PX3748
ham,"Haha get used to driving to usf man, I know a lot of stoners"
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ham,i want to grasp your pretty booty :)
ham,Thats cool. I want to please you...
ham,U need my presnts always bcz U cant mis love. jeevithathile irulinae neekunna prakasamanu sneham prakasam ennal prabha 'That mns prabha is'LOVE' Got it. Dont mis me....
ham,V nice! Off 2 sheffield tom 2 air my opinions on categories 2 b used 2 measure ethnicity in next census. Busy transcribing. :-)
ham,Not sure I have the stomach for it ...
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ham,How much is torch in 9ja.
ham,Hello beautiful r u ok? I've kinda ad a row wiv and he walked out the pub?? I wanted a night wiv u Miss u 
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ham,Sure but since my parents will be working on Tuesday I don't really need a cover story
ham,"Hiya, probably coming home * weekend after next"
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ham,Nobody can decide where to eat and dad wants Chinese
ham,Dunno he jus say go lido. Same time 930.
ham,"Nope, I'm still in the market"
ham,Thanks for being there for me just to talk to on saturday. You are very dear to me. I cherish having you as a brother and role model.
ham,Its normally hot mail. Com you see!
ham,Hey. You got any mail?
ham,"# %of pple marry with their lovers... becz they hav gud undrstndng dat avoids problems. i sent dis 2 u, u wil get gud news on friday by d person you like. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Dont break this chain. If you break you will suffer. send this to  #  frnds in #  mins whn u read..."
ham,Ha! I wouldn't say that I just didn't read anything into way u seemed. I don't like 2 be judgemental....i save that for fridays in the pub!
ham,Yeah I can still give you a ride
ham,Minimum walk is 3miles a day.
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ham,I got your back! Do you have any dislikes in bed?
ham,Will purchase d stuff today and mail to you. Do you have a po box number?
ham,Ok lor...
ham,God created gap btwn ur fingers so dat sum1 vry special will fill those gaps by holding ur hands.. Now plz dont ask y he created so much gap between legs !!!
ham,Are we doing the norm tomorrow? I finish just a 4.15 cos of st tests. Need to sort library stuff out at some point tomo - got letter from today - access til end march so i better get move on!
ham,"I'm not coming over, do whatever you want"
ham,I sent your maga that money yesterday oh.
ham,"K, can I pick up another 8th when you're done?"
ham,Oops. 4 got that bit.
ham,Cause I'm not freaky lol
ham,Hi dude hw r u da realy mising u today
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ham,Just re read it and I have no shame but tell me how he takes it and if he runs I will blame u 4 ever!! Not really 4 ever just a long time 
ham,Can u look 4 me in da lib i got stuff havent finish yet.
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ham,HI ITS JESS I DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE AT WORK BUT CALL ME WHEN U CAN IM AT HOME ALL EVE. XXX
ham,Ok i shall talk to him
ham,Also hi wesley how've you been
ham,"What are you doing in langport? Sorry, but I'll probably be in bed by 9pm. It sucks being ill at xmas! When do you and go2sri lanka? "
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ham,I had it already..sabarish asked me to go..
ham,ILL B DOWN SOON
ham,Customer place i will call you
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ham,Ok cool. See ya then.
ham,u predict wat time u'll finish buying?
ham,"Nothing really, just making sure everybody's up to speed"
ham,Then cant get da laptop? My matric card wif u lei... 
ham,"Response is one of d powerful weapon 2 occupy a place in others 'HEART'... So, always give response 2 who cares 4 U... Gud night..swt dreams..take care"
ham,I'm at work. Please call
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ham,Hey i'm bored... So i'm thinking of u... So wat r u doing?
ham,Teach me apps da. When you come to college.
ham,No da if you run that it activate the full version da.
ham,"aight we can pick some up, you open before tonight?"
ham,What happen dear tell me
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ham,An excellent thought by a misundrstud frnd: I knw u hate me bt the day wen u'll knw the truth u'll hate urself:-( Gn:-)
ham,Dunno lei... I thk mum lazy to go out... I neva ask her yet...
ham,S but mostly not like that.
ham,Send me the new number
ham,Ok Chinese food on its way. When I get fat you're paying for my lipo.
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ham,I am on the way to tirupur.
ham,No go. No openings for that room 'til after thanksgiving without an upcharge.
ham,Ard 6 like dat lor.
ham,K.k:)when are you going?
ham,Im good! I have been thinking about you...
ham,"Awesome, text me when you're restocked"
ham,Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! good morning.:
ham,Get me out of this dump heap. My mom decided to come to lowes. BORING.
ham,Gr8. So how do you handle the victoria island traffic. Plus when's the album due
ham,"Are you sure you don't mean get here, we made you hold all the weed"
ham,All was well until slightly disastrous class this pm with my fav darlings! Hope day off ok. Coffee wld be good as can't stay late tomorrow. Same time + place as always?
ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,I know I'm lacking on most of this particular dramastorm's details but for the most part I'm not worried about that
ham,Ok not a problem will get them a taxi. C ing  tomorrow and tuesday. On tuesday think we r all going to the cinema. 
ham,Yo dude guess who just got arrested the other day
ham,Never y lei... I v lazy... Got wat? Dat day u send me da url cant work one...
ham,Forgot to tell u smth.. Can u like number the sections so that it's clearer..
ham,No problem with the renewal. I.ll do it right away but i dont know his details.
ham,"My life Means a lot to me, Not because I love my life, But because I love the people in my life, The world calls them friends, I call them my World:-).. Ge:-).."
ham,"Hey babe! I saw you came online for a second and then you disappeared, what happened ?"
ham,I can do that! I want to please you both inside and outside the bedroom...
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ham,You are a big chic. Common. Declare
ham,Tell your friends what you plan to do on Valentines day @ URL
ham,I'm on da bus going home...
ham,Lol yep did that yesterday. Already got my fireplace. Now its just another icon sitting there for me.
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ham,"K I'll head out in a few mins, see you there"
ham,Sure! I am driving but will reach my destination soon.
ham,Not yet. Just i'd like to keep in touch and it will be the easiest way to do that from barcelona. By the way how ru and how is the house?
ham,I will send them to your email. Do you mind  #  times per night?
ham,That sucks. I'll go over so u can do my hair. You'll do it free right?
ham,"K I'm ready,  # ?"
ham,Were gonna go get some tacos
ham,I've reached sch already...
ham,Ok no prob...
ham,"I think I€˜m waiting for the same bus! Inform me when you get there, if you ever get there."
ham,Send his number and give reply tomorrow morning for why you said that to him like that ok
ham,My uncles in Atlanta. Wish you guys a great semester.
ham,Appt is at TIME am. Not my fault u don't listen. I told u twice
ham,Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! good morning.:
ham,Oh unintentionally not bad timing. Great. Fingers  the trains play along! Will give fifteen min warning.
ham,Thank u. IT BETTER WORK OUT CAUSE I WILL FEEL USED OTHERWISE
ham,Not a drop in the tank
ham,"I can make it up there, squeezed  #  bucks out of my dad"
ham,"Dont search love, let love find U. Thats why its called falling in love, bcoz U dont force yourself, U just fall and U know there is smeone to hold U... BSLVYL"
ham,I'm leaving my house now.
ham,Mum ask u to buy food home...
ham,"Short But Cute: Be a good person, but dont try to prove it.. .Gud noon...."
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ham,Are you wet right now?
ham,"I wonder if your phone battery went dead ? I had to tell you, I love you babe"
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ham,We still on for tonight?
ham,Gud mrng dear have a nice day
ham,Water logging in desert. Geoenvironmental implications.
ham,"I'm gonna be home soon and i don't want to talk about this stuff anymore tonight, k? I've cried enough today."
ham,When are you guys leaving?
ham,Shall i come to get pickle
ham,K... Must book a not huh? so going for yoga basic on sunday?
ham,Babe ! What are you doing ? Where are you ? Who are you talking to ? Do you think of me ? Are you being a good boy? Are you missing me? Do you love me ?
ham,No da. . Vijay going to talk in jaya tv
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ham,Do u noe wat time e place dat sells 4d closes?
ham,Its ok my arm is feeling weak cuz i got a shot so we can go another time
ham,Full heat pa:-) i have applyed oil pa.
ham,Come to medical college at 7pm ......forward it da
ham,jay says he'll put in  #
ham,Thanks for looking out for me. I really appreciate.
ham,Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..
ham,Only saturday and sunday holiday so its very difficult:)
ham,Auntie huai juan never pick up her phone
ham,"Aight, I'll ask a few of my roommates"
ham,She.s find. I sent you an offline message to know how anjola's now.
ham,Yo do you know anyone  #  or otherwise able to buy liquor? Our guy flaked and right now if we don't get a hold of somebody its just 4 loko all night
ham,"Merry Christmas to you too babe, i love ya *kisses*"
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ham,Juz now havent woke up so a bit blur blur... Can? Dad went out liao... I cant cum now oso...
ham,"Sorry, got a late start, we're on the way"
ham,Sorry i'm not free...
ham,"* Was really good to see you the other day dudette, been missing you!"
ham,Ok...
ham,Love you aathi..love u lot..
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ham,"Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da."
ham,Hope you are having a great day.
ham,Crucify is c not s. You should have told me earlier.
ham,He said i look pretty wif long hair wat. But i thk he's cutting quite short 4 me leh.
ham,Sorry sent blank msg again. Yup but trying 2 do some serious studying now.
ham,Dad says hurry the hell up
ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,Who's there say hi to our drugdealer
ham,Keep my payasam there if rinu brings
ham,Takin a shower now but yeah I'll leave when I'm done
ham,Then u drive lor.
ham,You need to get up. Now.
ham,I have had two more letters from . I will copy them for you cos one has a message for you. Speak soon
ham,"Why is that, princess? I bet the brothas are all chasing you!"
ham,Fyi I'm gonna call you sporadically starting at like  #  bc we are not not doin this
ham,Boo. How's things? I'm back at home and a little bored already :-(
ham,My sister going to earn more than me da.
ham,Aiyo please u got time meh.
ham,Aiyar sorry lor forgot 2 tell u...
ham,"Got fujitsu, ibm, hp, toshiba... Got a lot of model how to say..."
ham,Of cos can lar i'm not so ba dao ok... 1 pm lor... Y u never ask where we go ah... I said u would ask on fri but he said u will ask today...
ham,I am going to film 2day da. At 6pm. Sorry da.
ham,I'm always looking for an excuse to be in the city.
ham,Eh sorry leh... I din c ur msg. Not sad already lar. Me watching tv now. U still in office?
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ham,Yeah no probs - last night is obviously catching up with you... Speak soon 
ham,Good Morning plz call me sir
ham,K sure am in my relatives home. Sms me de. Pls:-)
ham,Take some small dose tablet for fever
ham,:-) yeah! Lol. Luckily i didn't have a starring role like you!
ham,I'm turning off my phone. My moms telling everyone I have cancer. And my sister won't stop calling. It hurts to talk. Can't put up with it. See u when u get home. Love u
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ham,"Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da."
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ham,Oh baby of the house. How come you dont have any new pictures on facebook
ham,I will reach ur home in  #  minutes
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ham,THING R GOOD THANX GOT EXAMS IN MARCH IVE DONE NO REVISION? IS FRAN STILL WITH BOYF? IVE GOTTA INTERVIW 4 EXETER BIT WORRIED!x
ham,Shall i ask one thing if you dont mistake me.
ham,All e best 4 ur exam later.
ham,Heehee that was so funny tho
ham,She went to attend another two rounds today..but still did't reach home..
ham,I love to give massages. I use lots of baby oil... What is your fave position?
ham,Pls help me tell Ashley that i cant find her number oh
ham,Can you do online transaction?
ham,Yeah that'd pretty much be the best case scenario
ham,do u think that any girl will propose u today by seing ur bloody face
ham,Can you plz tell me the ans. BSLVYL sent via fullonsms.com
ham,You should get more chicken broth if you want ramen unless there's some I don't know about
ham,Are you comingdown later?
ham,Most of the tiime when i don't let you hug me it's so i don't break into tears.
ham,Dis is yijue. I jus saw ur mail. In case huiming havent sent u my num. Dis is my num.
ham,Did you see that film:)
ham,Company is very good.environment is terrific and food is really nice:)
ham,"Please protect yourself from e-threats. SIB never asks for sensitive information like Passwords,ATM/SMS PIN thru email. Never share your password with anybody."
ham,What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..
ham,No. She's currently in scotland for that.
ham,No she didnt. I will search online and let you know.
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ham,The bus leaves at  # 
ham,We live in the next  # mins
ham,Noice. Text me when you're here
ham,"It's not that you make me cry. It's just that when all our stuff happens on top of everything else, it pushes me over the edge. You don't underdtand how often i cry over my sorry, sorry life."
ham,Wat r u doing?
ham,Dude ive been seeing a lotta corvettes lately
ham,K:)k:)good:)study well.
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ham,"Hello, my love ! How went your day ? Are you alright ? I think of you, my sweet and send a jolt to your heart to remind you ... I LOVE YOU! Can you hear it ? I screamed it across the sea for all the world to hear. Ahmad al Hallaq is loved ! and owned ! *possessive passionate kiss*"
ham,SERIOUSLY. TELL HER THOSE EXACT WORDS RIGHT NOW.
ham,"Open rebtel with firefox. When it loads just put plus sign in the user name place, and it will show you two numbers. The lower number is my number. Once you pick that number the pin will display okay!"
ham,And he's apparently bffs with carly quick now
ham,"Edison has rightly said, A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer Now you know why all of us are speechless during ViVa.. GM,GN,GE,GNT:-)"
ham,May i call You later Pls
ham,u thk of wat to eat tonight.
ham,K...k...when will you give treat?
ham,Ok lar i double check wif da hair dresser already he said wun cut v short. He said will cut until i look nice.
ham,We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us.. But what we forget is.. paths are made by walking.. not by waiting.. Goodnight!
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ham,I dont know ask to my brother. Nothing problem some thing that. Just i told .
ham,Oh ho. Is this the first time u use these type of words
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ham,"Good afternoon, my love. It was good to see your words on YM and get your tm. Very smart move, my slave ... *smiles* ... I drink my coffee and await you."
ham,Does daddy have a bb now.
ham,What are youdoing later? Sar xxx
ham,All these nice new shirts and the only thing I can wear them to is nudist themed ;_; you in mu?
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ham,Should I tell my friend not to come round til like  # ish?
ham,Is that seriously how you spell his name?
ham,"Ela kano.,il download, come wen ur free.."
ham,"Haven't found a way to get another app for your phone, eh ? Will you go to the net cafe ? Did you take that job? Geeee I need you babe. I crave to see you ..."
ham,"Hello. Sort of out in town already. That . So dont rush home, I am eating nachos. Will let you know eta."
ham,Do you work all this week ?
ham,Yo guess what I just dropped
ham,Hows that watch resizing
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ham,"How about clothes, jewelry, and trips?"
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ham,"Dear,Me at cherthala.in case u r coming cochin pls call bfore u start.i shall also reach accordingly.or tell me which day u r coming.tmorow i am engaged ans its holiday."
ham,"Guy, no flash me now. If you go call me, call me. How madam. Take care oh."
ham,Oh and by the way you do have more food in your fridge! Want to go out for a meal tonight? 
ham,Must come later.. I normally bathe him in da afternoon mah..
ham,Lol I would but despite these cramps I like being a girl.
ham,U having lunch alone? I now so bored...
ham,"Mostly sports type..lyk footbl,crckt.."
ham,I am not at all happy with what you saying or doing
ham,Weightloss! No more girl friends. Make loads of money on ebay or something. And give thanks to God.
ham,No. To be nosy I guess. Idk am I over reacting if I'm freaked?
ham,"LOL .. *grins* .. I'm not babe, but thanks for thinking of me!"
ham,Do you think i can move  #  in a week
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ham,Good morning. At the repair shop--the ONLY reason i'm up at this hour.
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ham,"K.. I yan jiu liao... Sat we can go 4 bugis vill one frm 10 to 3 den hop to parco 4 nb. Sun can go cine frm 1030 to 2, den hop to orc mrt 4 hip hop at 4..."
ham,Where did u go? My phone is gonna die you have to stay in here
ham,Uncle boye. I need movies oh. Guide me. Plus you know torrents are not particularly legal here. And the system is slowing down. What should i do. Have a gr8 day. Plus have you started cos i dont meet you online. How was the honey moon.
ham,"Hey, a guy I know is breathing down my neck to get him some bud, anyway you'd be able to get a half track to usf tonight?"
ham,"Honey, can you pls find out how much they sell Predicte in Nigeria. And how many times can it be used. Its very important to have a reply before monday"
ham,Maybe?! Say hi to  and find out if  got his card. Great escape or wetherspoons? 
ham,Wah... Okie okie... Muz make use of e unlimited... Haha... 
ham,Just nw i came to hme da..
ham,Where @
ham,K.:)you are the only girl waiting in reception ah?
ham,I am not having her number sir
ham,Unfortunately i've just found out that we have to pick my sister up from the airport that evening so don't think i'll be going out at all. We should try to go out one of th
ham,Are you this much buzy
ham,Lemme know when you're here
ham,My sister cleared two round in birla soft yesterday.
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ham,"Aight, you close by or still down around alex's place?"
ham,Doc prescribed me morphine cause the other pain meds aren't enough. Waiting for my mom to bring it. That med should kick in fast so I'm gonna try to be on later
ham,Oic... I saw him too but i tot he din c me... I found a group liao...
ham,It is a good thing I'm now getting the connection to bw
ham,"I'll text carlos and let you know, hang on"
ham,"Sir, I am waiting for your mail."
ham,Gudnite....tc...practice going on
ham,"I don't know, same thing that's wrong everyso often, he panicks starts goin on bout not bein good enough ..."
ham,But that's on ebay it might be less elsewhere.
ham,"Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose."
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ham,"I'm in a meeting, call me later at"
ham,Not tonight mate. Catching up on some sleep. This is my new number by the way. 
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ham,You didn't have to tell me that...now i'm thinking. Plus he's going to stop all your runs
ham,"They can try! They can get lost, in fact. Tee hee"
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ham,Leave it. U will always be ignorant.
ham,You will be in the place of that man
ham,No. On the way home. So if not for the long dry spell the season would have been over
ham,Happy New year my dear brother. I really do miss you. Just got your number and decided to send you this text wishing you only happiness. Abiola
ham,Please don't text me anymore. I have nothing else to say.
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ham,"Sorry, was in the bathroom, sup"
ham,"Aight, we'll head out in a few"
ham,u still attending da talks?
ham,Meanwhile in the suite: xavier decided to give us  #  seconds of warning that samantha was coming over and is playing jay's guitar to impress her or something. Also I don't think doug realizes I don't live here anymore
ham,Went to ganesh dress shop
ham,I always chat with you. In fact i need money can you raise me?
ham,No that just means you have a fat head
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
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ham,How was txting and driving
ham,Ha ha ha good joke. Girls are situation seekers.
ham,What you doing?how are you?
ham,And how's your husband.
ham,My love ... I hope your not doing anything drastic. Don't you dare sell your pc or your phone ...
ham,I am not sure about night menu. . . I know only about noon menu
ham,Holy living christ what is taking you so long
ham,"Nah I don't think he goes to usf, he lives around here though"
ham,And that is the problem. You walk around in julianaland oblivious to what is going on around you. I say the same things constantly and they go in one ear and out the other while you go off doing whatever you want to do. It's not that you don't know why I'm upset--it's that you don't listen when i tell you WHAT is going to upset me. Then you want to be surprised when I'm mad.
ham,"Haha, my legs and neck are killing me and my amigos are hoping to end the night with a burn, think I could swing by in like an hour?"
ham,Badrith is only for chennai:)i will surely pick for us:)no competition for him.
ham,Ya that one is slow as poo
ham,Hi my email address has changed now it is 
ham,I love to wine and dine my lady!
ham,Watching tv now. I got new job :)
ham,WHAT TIME U WRKIN?
ham,wiskey Brandy Rum Gin Beer Vodka Scotch Shampain Wine KUDIyarasu dhina vaazhthukkal. ..
ham,"Sounds good, keep me posted"
ham,I called and said all to him:)then he have to choose this future.
ham,Free any day but i finish at 6 on mon n thurs...
ham,Going on nothing great.bye
ham,I am in your office na.
ham,"K, text me when you're on the way"
ham,"You are everywhere dirt, on the floor, the windows, even on my shirt. And sometimes when i open my mouth, you are all that comes flowing out. I dream of my world without you, then half my chores are out too. A time of joy for me, lots of tv shows i.ll see. But i guess like all things you just must exist, like rain, hail and mist, and when my time here is done, you and i become one."
ham,Or u ask they all if next sat can a not. If all of them can make it then i'm ok lor.
ham,Finally the match heading towards draw as your prediction.
ham,Simply sitting and watching match in office..
ham,"The world suffers a lot... Not because of the violence of bad people. But because of the silence of good people!, Gud night...."
ham,I'm in class. Will holla later
ham,So can collect ur laptop?
ham,No we sell it all so we'll have tons if coins. Then sell our coins to someone thru paypal. Voila! Money back in life pockets:)
ham,Let's pool our money together and buy a bunch of lotto tickets. If we win I get # % u get # %. Deal?
ham,Too late. I said i have the website. I didn't i have or dont have the slippers
ham,"Si.como no?!listened2the plaid album-quite gd&the new air1 which is hilarious-also bought”braindance”a comp.ofstuff on aphex’s ;abel,u hav2hear it!c u sn xxxx"
ham,Hey what's up charles sorry about the late reply.
ham,Then just eat a brick and wait for ur monkey face.......... U jerk..................
ham,I€˜m parked next to a MINI!!!! When are you coming in today do you think?
ham,I'll be in sch fr 4-6... I dun haf da book in sch... It's at home...
ham,No way I'm going back there!
ham,"Dont pack what you can buy at any store.like cereals. If you must pack food, pack gari or something 9ja that you will miss."
ham,dont make ne plans for nxt wknd coz she wants us to come down then ok
ham,Nvm take ur time.
ham,I love to cuddle! I want to hold you in my strong arms right now...
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ham,Those were my exact intentions
ham,"Hey doc pls I want to get nice t shirt for my hubby nice fiting ones my budget is  # k help pls I will load d card abi hw,keep me posted luv. 2 mj"
ham,Ok pa. Nothing problem:-)
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ham,"Tee hee. Off to lecture, cheery bye bye."
ham,I think chennai well settled?
ham,Hey sexy buns! What of that day? No word from you this morning on YM ... :-( ... I think of you
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ham,Yup but not studying surfing lor. I'm in e lazy mode today.
ham,Mm you ask him to come its enough :-)
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ham,Ujhhhhhhh computer shipped out with address to sandiago and parantella lane. Wtf. Poop.
ham,I'm stuck in da middle of da row on da right hand side of da lt... 
ham,"As usual..iam fine, happy & doing well..:)"
ham,S:)but he had some luck.2 catches put down:)
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ham,So li hai... Me bored now da lecturer repeating last weeks stuff waste time... 
ham,it's really getting me down just hanging around.
ham,Where to get those?
ham,How do friends help us in problems? They give the most stupid suggestion that Lands us into another problem and helps us forgt the previous problem
ham,You will go to walmart. I.ll stay.
ham,K..k:)how about your training process?
ham,I cant wait to see you! How were the photos were useful? :)
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,Even if he my friend he is a priest call him now
ham,No got new job at bar in airport on satsgettin 4.47per hour but means no lie in! keep in touch
ham,What's nannys address?
ham,Well. You know what i mean. Texting
ham,Watch lor. I saw a few swatch one i thk quite ok. Ard 116 but i need 2nd opinion leh...
ham,Hey... are you going to quit soon? Xuhui and i working till end of the month 
ham,Yeh. Indians was nice. Tho it did kane me off a bit he he. We shud go out 4 a drink sometime soon. Mite hav 2 go 2 da works 4 a laugh soon. Love Pete x x
ham,R u going 4 today's meeting?
ham,Stop the story. I've told him i've returned it and he's saying i should not re order it.
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ham,Jay is snickering and tells me that x is totally messing up the chords as we speak
ham,"Painful words- I thought being Happy was the most toughest thing on Earth... But, the toughest is acting Happy with all unspoken pain inside.."
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ham,K.i will send in  #  min:)
ham,Nvm it's ok...
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ham,Err... Cud do. I'm going to  at 8pm. I haven't got a way to contact him until then.
ham,We'll join the  #  bus
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ham,"Sorry sir, i will call you tomorrow.  senthil.hsbc"
ham,2 laptop... I noe infra but too slow lar... I wan fast one
ham,You said not now. No problem. When you can. Let me know.
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ham,Jus finish bathing...
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ham,Yesterday its with me only . Now am going home.
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ham,I lost 4 pounds since my doc visit last week woot woot! Now I'm gonna celebrate by stuffing my face!
ham,Is avatar supposed to have subtoitles
ham,Best line said in Love: . I will wait till the day I can forget u Or The day u realize that u cannot forget me.... Gn
ham,And smile for me right now as you go and the world will wonder what you are smiling about and think your crazy and keep away from you ... *grins*
ham,Yeah imma come over cause jay wants to do some drugs
ham,"Sometimes we put walls around our hearts,not just to be safe from getting hurt.. But to find out who cares enough to break the walls & get closer.. GOODNOON:)"
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ham,"Aight yo, dats straight dogg"
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ham,"Aight, see you in a bit"
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ham,I couldn't say no as he is a dying man and I feel sad for him so I will go and I just wanted you to know I would probably be gone late into your night
ham,hi baby im cruisin with my girl friend what r u up 2? give me a call in and hour at home if thats alright or fone me on this fone now love jenny xxx
ham,I though we shd go out n have some fun so bar in town or something €“ sound ok?
ham,Life is nothing wen v get everything. But life is everything wen v miss something . Real value of people wil be realized only in their absence.... gud mrng
ham,Hi.what you think about match?
ham,I knew it... U slept v late yest? Wake up so late...
ham,Eat jap done oso aft ur lect wat... u got lect at 12 rite... 
ham,Oh:)as usual vijay film or its different?
ham,So your telling me I coulda been your real Valentine and I wasn't? U never pick me for NOTHING!!
ham,"Sir, Waiting for your mail."
ham,Webpage s not available!
ham,Sorry i din lock my keypad.
ham,Then u going ikea str aft dat?
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ham,"I'm back & we're packing the car now, I'll let you know if there's room"
ham,Merry christmas to u too annie!
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ham,Okie.. Thanx..
ham,I thank you so much for all you do with selflessness. I love you plenty.
ham,Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng musthu
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ham,hi baby im sat on the bloody bus at the mo and i wont be home until about 7:30 wanna do somethin later? call me later ortxt back jess xx
ham,Maybe i could get book out tomo then return it immediately ..? Or something.
ham,Nope thats fine. I might have a nap tho! 
ham,"Hurry up, I've been weed-deficient for like three days"
ham,"Now u sound like manky scouse boy steve,like! I is travelling on da bus home.wot has u inmind 4 recreation dis eve?"
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ham,Yup. Wun believe wat? U really neva c e msg i sent shuhui?
ham,Hi there. We have now moved in2 our pub . Would be great 2 c u if u cud come up.
ham,Its a site to simulate the test. It just gives you very tough questions to test your readiness.
ham,if you text on your way to cup stop that should work. And that should be BUS
ham,Yep get with the program. You're slacking.
ham,She doesnt need any test.
ham,R u in this continent?
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ham,Normally i use to drink more water daily:)
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ham,Hi babe its me thanks for coming even though it didnt go that well!i just wanted my bed! Hope to see you soon love and kisses xxx
ham,Happy valentines day I know its early but i have hundreds of handsomes and beauties to wish. So i thought to finish off aunties and uncles 1st...
ham,"Yeah I should be able to, I'll text you when I'm ready to meet up"
ham,Lol where do u come up with these ideas?
ham,Just haven't decided where yet eh ?
ham,Ok i thk i got it. Then u wan me 2 come now or wat?
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ham,Ok ill tell the company
ham,Ill be at yours in about 3 mins but look out for me
ham,I need to come home and give you some good lovin...
ham,"Cool, we shall go and see, have to go to tip anyway. Are you at home, got something to drop in later? So lets go to town tonight! Maybe mum can take us in."
ham,* Am on a train back from northampton so i'm afraid not!
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ham,Are you not around or just still asleep? :V
ham,What u talking bout early morning? It's almost noon where your at!
ham,You will be in the place of that man
ham,"Aight, I'll hit you up when I get some cash"
ham,PS U no ur a grown up now right?
ham,Did you show him and wot did he say or could u not c him 4 dust?
ham,Am okay. Will soon be over. All the best
ham,Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.
ham,Gain the rights of a wife.dont demand it.i am trying as husband too.Lets see
ham,"sure, but make sure he knows we ain't smokin yet"
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ham,She's borderline but yeah whatever.
ham,Don't Think About What u Have Got Think About How to Use It That You Have Got gooD ni8
ham,Sounds great! Are you home now?
ham,So are you guys asking that i get that slippers again or its gone with last year
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ham,Wat r u doing?
ham,Good Morning my Dear........... Have a great & successful day.
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ham,I dun believe u. I thk u told him.
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ham,Not a lot has happened here. Feels very quiet. Beth is at her aunts and charlie is working lots. Just me and helen in at the mo. How have you been? 
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ham,"Huh... Hyde park not in mel ah, opps, got confused... Anyway, if tt's e best choice den we juz have to take it..."
ham,"Playin space poker, u?"
ham,Sounds like something that someone testing me would sayy
ham,Are u coming to the funeral home
ham,"Its ok, called mom instead have fun"
ham,"Hmm... Dunno leh, mayb a bag 4 goigng out dat is not too small. Or jus anything except perfume, smth dat i can keep."
ham,I'm done...
ham,On the road so cant txt
ham,"No I'm good for the movie, is it ok if I leave in an hourish?"
ham,Well boy am I glad G wasted all night at applebees for nothing
ham,Yup ok...
ham,I can't describe how lucky you are that I'm actually awake by noon
ham,Ffffffffff. Alright no way I can meet up with you sooner?
ham,Tomorrow i am not going to theatre. . . So i can come wherever u call me. . . Tell me where and when to come tomorrow
ham,"Sir, I have been late in paying rent for the past few months and had to pay a $ #  charge. I felt it would be inconsiderate of me to nag about something you give at great cost to yourself and that's why i didnt speak up. I however am in a recession and wont be able to pay the charge this month hence my askin well ahead of month's end. Can you please help. Thanks"
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ham,You sure your neighbors didnt pick it up
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ham,I finished my lunch already. U wake up already?
ham,I uploaded mine to Facebook
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ham,Y dun cut too short leh. U dun like ah? She failed. She's quite sad.
ham,The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart....gn tc
ham,I REALLY NEED 2 KISS U I MISS U MY BABY FROM UR BABY 4EVA
ham,"LOOK AT AMY URE A BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT WOMAN AND I LIKE U A LOT. I KNOW U DON’T LIKE ME LIKE THAT SO DON’T WORRY."
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ham,"Hi , where are you? We're at  and they're not keen to go out i kind of am but feel i shouldn't so can we go out tomo, don't mind do you?"
ham,"What's up bruv, hope you had a great break. Do have a rewarding semester."
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ham,"I haven't forgotten you, i might have a couple bucks to send you tomorrow, k? I love ya too"
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ham,Ard 530 lor. I ok then message u lor.
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ham,So is there anything specific I should be doing with regards to jaklin or what because idk
ham,Spending new years with my brother and his family. Lets plan to meet next week. Are you ready to be spoiled? :)
ham,"Hi, wkend ok but journey terrible. Wk not good as have huge back log of marking to do"
ham,Neshanth..tel me who r u?
ham,"Come round, it's . "
ham,I'll let you know when it kicks in
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ham,What time you think you'll have it? Need to know when I should be near campus
ham,He also knows about lunch menu only da. . I know
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ham,Ok.
ham,Ok good then i later come find u... C lucky i told u to go earlier... Later pple take finish u no more again...
ham,"whatever, im pretty pissed off."
ham,"Dunno, my dad said he coming home 2 bring us out 4 lunch. Yup i go w u lor. I call u when i reach school lor..."
ham,Thats cool. i liked your photos. You are very sexy!
ham,A little. Meds say take once every 8 hours. It's only been 5 but pain is back. So I took another. Hope I don't die
ham,Kindly send some one to our flat before  DECIMAL  today.
ham,Do 1 thing! Change that sentence into: Because i want 2 concentrate in my educational career im leaving here..
ham,Ugh just got outta class
ham,No calls..messages..missed calls
ham,Please leave this topic..sorry for telling that..
ham,Change again... It's e one next to escalator...
ham,Hey whats up? U sleeping all morning?
ham,Are you the cutest girl in the world or what
ham,Oh did you charge camera
ham,Yar i wanted 2 scold u yest but late already... I where got zhong se qing you? If u ask me b4 he ask me then i'll go out w u all lor. N u still can act so real.
ham,It has everything to do with the weather. Keep extra warm. Its a cold but nothing serious. Pls lots of vitamin c
ham,Bull. Your plan was to go floating off to IKEA with me without a care in the world. So i have to live with your mess another day.
ham,What happened in interview?
ham,Lmao but its so fun...
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ham,Where you. What happen
ham,Ok
ham,Sounds like you have many talents! would you like to go on a dinner date next week?
ham,Was gr8 to see that message. So when r u leaving? Congrats dear. What school and wat r ur plans.
ham,Aww you must be nearly dead!Well Jez isComing over toDo some workAnd that whillTake forever!
ham,Hey do you want anything to buy:)
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ham,Shuhui say change 2 suntec steamboat? U noe where? Where r u now?
ham,Yeah whatever lol
ham,Pls give her prometazine syrup. 5mls then  # mins later feed.
ham,Congrats. That's great. I wanted to tell you not to tell me your score cos it might make me relax. But its motivating me so thanks for sharing
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ham,Or i go home first lar u wait 4 me lor.. I put down my stuff first..
ham,Ok. So april. Cant wait
ham,"I feel like a jerk because I keep sleeping through your texts and facebook messages. Sup, you in town?"
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ham,aathi..where are you dear..
ham,Aight ill get on fb in a couple minutes
ham,Mystery solved! Just opened my email and he's sent me another batch! Isn't he a sweetie
ham,Yes! I am a one woman man! Please tell me your likes and dislikes in bed...
ham,I wil be there with in  #  minutes. Got any space
ham,No. It's not pride. I'm almost  #  years old and shouldn't be takin money from my kid. You're not supposed to have to deal with this stuff. This is grownup stuff--why i don't tell you.
ham,"Good afternoon, my love! How goes that day ? I hope maybe you got some leads on a job. I think of you, boytoy and send you a passionate kiss from across the sea"
ham,Just normal only here :)
ham,I am literally in bed and have been up for like  #  hours
ham,"I'm outside islands, head towards hard rock and you'll run into me"
ham,Jay's getting really impatient and belligerent
ham,That's significant but dont worry.
ham,You will be in the place of that man
ham,"Yeah, I'll leave in a couple minutes & let you know when I get to mu"
ham,Ok...
ham,"Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU & I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people & u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it..."
ham,Then its most likely called Mittelschmertz. Google it. If you dont have paracetamol dont worry it will go.
ham,What type of stuff do you sing?
ham,Happy New Year Princess!
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ham,Yeah my usual guy's out of town but there're definitely people around I know
ham,Hi darlin im on helens fone im gonna b up the princes 2 nite please come up tb love Kate
ham,"Bloody hell, cant believe you forgot my surname Mr . Ill give u a clue, its spanish and begins with m... "
ham,Happy new year to u too!
ham,"K give me a sec, breaking a  #  at cstore"
ham,Long beach lor. Expected... U having dinner now?
ham,The guy did some complaining but I acted like i'd be interested in buying something else next week and he gave it to us for free
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ham,Jokin only lar... :-) depends on which phone my father can get lor...
ham,What he said is not the matter. My mind saying some other matter is there.
ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,Hi its Kate it was lovely to see you tonight and ill phone you tomorrow. I got to sing and a guy gave me his card! xxx
ham,Which is weird because I know I had it at one point
ham,They have a thread on the wishlist section of the forums where ppl post nitro requests. Start from the last page and collect from the bottom up.
ham,Thank you. do you generally date the brothas?
ham,"Ya ok, vikky vl c witin  # mins and il reply u.."
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ham,Am in film ill call you later.
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ham,"babe ... I miss you already, you know ? Can't you let me send you some money towards your net ? I need you ... I want you ... I crave you ..."
ham,did u get that message
ham,Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly
ham,We are supposed to meet to discuss abt our trip... Thought xuhui told you? In the afternoon. Thought we can go for lesson after that
ham,Oh is it! Which brand?
ham,Joy's father is John. Then John is the ____ of Joy's father. If u ans ths you hav  #  IQ. Tis s IAS question try to answer.
ham,"Give her something to drink, if she takes it and doesn't vomit then you her temp might drop. If she unmits however let me know."
ham,The basket's gettin full so I might be by tonight
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ham,How are you. Just checking up on you
ham,"How's my loverboy doing ? What does he do that keeps him from coming to his Queen, hmmm ? Doesn't he ache to speak to me ? Miss me desparately ?"
ham,Then why you not responding
ham,"its cool but tyler had to take off so we're gonna buy for him and drop it off at his place later tonight. Our total order is a quarter, you got enough?"
ham,Oh for goodness sake she's in like tallahassee
ham,Sorry dude. Dont know how i forgot. Even after Dan reminded me. Sorry. Hope you guys had fun.
ham,"Its good, we'll find a way"
ham,Just sent it. So what type of food do you like?
ham,I come n pick u up... Come out immediately aft ur lesson...
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ham,"I don,t think so. You don't need to be going out that late on a school night. ESPECIALLY when the one class you have is the one you missed last wednesday and probably failed a test in on friday"
ham,And do you have any one that can teach me how to ship cars.
ham,Big brother€˜s really scraped the barrel with this shower of social misfits
ham,Dont think you need yellow card for uk travel. Ask someone that has gone before. If you do its just  # bucks
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ham,"Babe, have you got enough money to pick up bread and milk ? And I'll give you it back when you get home ?"
ham,Hai ana tomarrow am coming on morning.  DECIMAL  ill be there in sathy then we ll go to RTO office. Reply me after came to home.
ham,Stop knowing me so well!
ham,Old Orchard near univ. How about you?
ham,Just getting back home
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ham,Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng musthu
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ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,"Rose needs water, season needs change, poet needs imagination..My phone needs ur sms and i need ur lovely frndship forever...."
ham,So now my dad is gonna call after he gets out of work and ask all these crazy questions.
ham,Was playng 9 doors game and gt racing on phone lol
ham,"She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,"
ham,"We're all getting worried over here, derek and taylor have already assumed the worst"
ham,"Camera quite good, 10.1mega pixels, 3optical and 5digital dooms. Have a lovely holiday, be safe and i hope you hav a good journey! Happy new year to you both! See you in a couple of weeks! "
ham,You do got a lot of diamonds though
ham,"Hi hope u get this txt~journey hasnt been gd,now about 50 mins late I think."
ham,Ok lor. I'm in town now lei.
ham,Da my birthdate in certificate is in april but real date is today. But dont publish it. I shall give you a special treat if you keep the secret. Any way thanks for the wishes
ham,"Think i might have to give it a miss. Am teaching til twelve, then have lecture at two. Damn this working thing."
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ham,Easy ah?sen got selected means its good..
ham,You should know now. So how's anthony. Are you bringing money. I've school fees to pay and rent and stuff like that. Thats why i need your help. A friend in need....|
ham,You in your room? I need a few
ham,Wait . I will msg after  #  min.
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ham,Let me know how to contact you. I've you settled in a room. Lets know you are ok.
ham,Correct. So how was work today
ham,Nope wif my sis lor... Aft bathing my dog then i can bathe... Looks like it's going 2 rain soon.
ham,U ned to convince him tht its not possible witot hurting his feeling its the main
ham,"Ditto. And you won't have to worry about me saying ANYTHING to you anymore. Like i said last night, you do whatever you want and i'll do the same. Peace."
ham,Yar he quite clever but aft many guesses lor. He got ask me 2 bring but i thk darren not so willing 2 go. Aiya they thk leona still not attach wat.
ham,Hey i will be really pretty late... You want to go for the lesson first? I will join you. I'm only reaching tp mrt
ham,Ultimately tor motive tui achieve korli.
ham,I AM AT A PARTY WITH ALEX NICHOLS
ham,With my sis lor... We juz watched italian job.
ham,U coming back 4 dinner rite? Dad ask me so i re confirm wif u...
ham,Its a valentine game. . . Send dis msg to all ur friends. .. If 5 answers r d same then someone really loves u. Ques- which colour suits me the best?rply me
ham,would u believe it they didnt know i had thurs pre booked off so they re cancelled me AGAIN! that needs to b sacked
ham,I'm leaving my house now...
ham,Dear good morning now only i am up
ham,You are right. Meanwhile how's project twins comin up
ham,That would be great. We'll be at the Guild. Could meet on Bristol road or somewhere - will get in touch over weekend. Our plans take flight! Have a good week
ham,After the drug she will be able to eat.
ham,Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss dem!!!
ham,Da is good good player.why he is unsold.
ham,Babe ? I lost you ... Will you try rebooting ?
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ham,Wylie update: my weed dealer carlos went to freedom and had a class with lunsford
ham,"Remember all those whom i hurt during days of satanic imposter in me.need to pay a price,so be it.may destiny keep me going and as u said pray that i get the mind to get over the same."
ham, #  mins but i had to stop somewhere first.
ham,Come to mahal bus stop.. DECIMAL
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ham,I'm not smoking while people use wylie smokes too much to justify ruining my stuff
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ham,That means from february to april i'll be getting a place to stay down there so i don't have to hustle back and forth during audition season as i have since my sister moved away from harlem.
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ham,Hope ur head doesn't hurt 2 much ! Am ploughing my way through a pile of ironing ! Staying in with a chinky tonight come round if you like.
ham,Ok . . now i am in bus. . If i come soon i will come otherwise tomorrow
ham,Captain is in our room:)
ham,"The last thing i ever wanted to do was hurt you. And i didn't think it would have. You'd laugh, be embarassed, delete the tag and keep going. But as far as i knew, it wasn't even up. The fact that you even felt like i would do it to hurt you shows you really don't know me at all. It was messy wednesday, but it wasn't bad. The problem i have with it is you HAVE the time to clean it, but you choose not to. You skype, you take pictures, you sleep, you want to go out. I don't mind a few things here and there, but when you don't make the bed, when you throw laundry on top of it, when i can't have a friend in the house because i'm embarassed that there's underwear and bras strewn on the bed, pillows on the floor, that's something else. You used to be good about at least making the bed."
ham,"Thank you so much. When we skyped wit kz and sura, we didnt get the pleasure of your company. Hope you are good. We've given you ultimatum oh! We are countin down to aburo. Enjoy!"
ham,HI DARLIN IM MISSIN U HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME. WHEN ARE U BACK AND WHAT TIME IF U CAN GIVE ME A CALL AT HOME. JESS XX
ham,I only haf msn. It's yijue@hotmail.com
ham,Cheers for the message Zogtorius. I’ve been staring at my phone for an age deciding whether to text or not.
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ham,Are you going to write ccna exam this week??
ham,What???? Hello wats talks email address?
ham,I emailed yifeng my part oredi.. Can u get it fr him..
ham,Who were those people ? Were you in a tour ? I thought you were doing that sofa thing you sent me ? Your curious sugar
ham,I don't know about anything or i'd say/ask something helpful but if you want you can pretend that I did and just text me whatever in response to the hypotheticalhuagauahahuagahyuhagga
ham,I dunno they close oredi not... u v ma fan...
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ham,Aiyo cos i sms u then u neva reply so i wait 4 u to reply lar. I tot u havent finish ur lab wat.
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ham,K..i deleted my contact that why?
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ham,I dunno until when... Lets go learn pilates...
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ham,Siva is in hostel aha:-.
ham,"Excellent, I'll see what riley's plans are"
ham,Gd luck 4 ur exams :-)
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ham,Later i guess. I needa do mcat study too.
ham,Oi when you gonna ring
ham,U sure u can't take any sick time?
ham,Doing project w frens lor. 
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ham,Only if you promise your getting out as SOON as you can. And you'll text me in the morning to let me know you made it in ok.
ham,Does uncle timi help in clearing cars
ham,HI DARLIN I HOPE YOU HAD A NICE NIGHT I WISH I HAD COME CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU LOVE FRAN PS I WANT DIRTY ANAL SEX AND I WANT A 10 MAN GANG BANG
ham,"Nothing, smsing u n xy lor. Sorry lor da guys neva c u in person but they sort of know u lor. So u wan 2 meet them xy ask me 2 bring u along 4 our next meeting."
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ham,K and you're sure I don't have to have consent forms to do it :V
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ham,I can't believe how attached I am to seeing you every day. I know you will do the best you can to get to me babe. I will go to teach my class at your midnight
ham,Except theres a chick with huge boobs.
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ham,Take care and sleep well.you need to learn to change in life.you only need to get CONVINCED on that.i will wait but no more conversations between us.GET CONVINCED by that time.Your family is over for you in many senses.respect them but not overemphasise.or u have no role in my life.
ham,Great. P diddy is my neighbor and comes for toothpaste every morning
ham,Unni thank you dear for the recharge..Rakhesh
ham,Speaking of does he have any cash yet?
ham,"Hi the way I was with u 2day, is the normal way&this is the real me. UR unique&I hope I know u 4 the rest of mylife. Hope u find wot was lost."
ham,V skint too but fancied few bevies.waz gona go meet &othrs in spoon but jst bin watchng planet earth&sofa is v comfey; If i dont make it hav gd night
ham,Okie
ham,I am on the way to ur home
ham,645
ham,I had a good time too. Its nice to do something a bit different with my weekends for a change. See ya soon
ham,u ready then call me...
ham,Nokia phone is lovly..
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ham,Yeah jay's sort of a retard
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ham,Gudnite....tc...practice going on
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ham,I have lost 10 kilos as of today!
ham,You do your studies alone without anyones help. If you cant no need to study.
ham,"Sweetheart, hope you are not having that kind of day! Have one with loads of reasons to smile. Biola"
ham,Hi Dear Call me its urgnt. I don't know whats your problem. You don't want to work or if you have any other problem at least tell me. Wating for your reply.
ham,Saw Guys and Dolls last night with Patrick Swayze it was great
ham,I'm not. She lip synced with shangela.
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,Wait 2 min..stand at bus stop
ham,Yes..he is really great..bhaji told kallis best cricketer after sachin in world:).very tough to get out.
ham,"I prefer my free days... Tues, wed, fri oso can... u ask those workin lor..."
ham,"No my blankets are sufficient, thx"
ham,"Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da."
ham,No need lar. Jus testing e phone card. Dunno network not gd i thk. Me waiting 4 my sis 2 finish bathing so i can bathe. Dun disturb u liao u cleaning ur room.
ham,"Will do, you gonna be at blake's all night? I might be able to get out of here a little early"
ham,Lol no. Just trying to make your day a little more interesting
ham,How's it going? Got any exciting karaoke type activities planned? I'm debating whether to play football this eve. Feeling lazy though.
ham,My painful personal thought- I always try to keep everybody happy all the time. But nobody recognises me when i am alone
ham,I was about to do it when i texted. I finished a long time ago and showered and er'ything!
ham,Lol that's different. I don't go trying to find every real life photo you ever took.
ham,I see the letter B on my car
ham,"Sorry,  in meeting I'll call you later"
ham,You still around? Looking to pick up later
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ham,"Evry Emotion dsn't hav Words.Evry Wish dsn't hav Prayrs.. If u Smile,D World is wit u.Othrwise even d Drop of Tear dsn't lik 2 Stay wit u.So b happy.. Good morning, keep smiling:-)"
ham,Prof: you have passed in all the papers in this sem congrats . . . . Student: Enna kalaachutaarama..!! Prof:???? Gud mrng!
ham,They finally came to fix the ceiling.
ham,I keep ten rs in my shelf:) buy two egg.
ham,"you are sweet as well, princess. Please tell me your likes and dislikes in bed..."
ham,Well there's not a lot of things happening in Lindsay on New years *sighs* Some bars in Ptbo and the blue heron has something going
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ham,Mode men or have you left.
ham,How i noe... Did u specify da domain as nusstu... u still in sch...
ham,Ok. But i finish at 6.
ham,Wat happened to the cruise thing
ham,Cant think of anyone with * spare room off * top of my head
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ham,"Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... '"
ham,Hey u still at the gym?
ham,Hi..i got the money da:)
ham,I'm in office now . I will call you  #  min:)
ham,That's my honeymoon outfit. :)
ham,I was up all night too worrying about this appt. It's a shame we missed a girls night out with quizzes popcorn and you doing my hair.
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ham,Excellent! Are you ready to moan and scream in ecstasy?
ham,Crazy ar he's married. u like gd looking guys not me. My frens like say he's korean leona's fave but i dun thk he is. Aft some thinking mayb most prob i'll go.
ham,Tell dear what happen to you. Why you talking to me like an alian
ham,when you and derek done with class?
ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
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ham,Lol no. U can trust me.
ham,Yeah right! I'll bring my tape measure fri!
ham,Yay! You better not have told that to 5 other girls either.
ham,Ok. I only ask abt e movie. U wan ktv oso?
ham,No. Did you multimedia message them or e-mail?
ham,"When you just put in the + sign, choose my number and the pin will show. Right?"
ham,Convey my regards to him
ham,Sac will score big hundred.he is set batsman:-)
ham,Ew are you one of them?
ham,Mmmmmmm *snuggles into you* ...*deep contented sigh* ... *whispers* ... I love you so much I can barely stand it ...
ham,Dont let studying stress you out. L8r.
ham,Reckon need to be in town by eightish to walk from * carpark.
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ham,In that case I guess I'll see you at campus lodge
ham,Its just the effect of irritation. Just ignore it
ham,Pete can you please ring meive hardly gotany credit
ham,No sir. That's why i had an 8-hr trip on the bus last week. Have another audition next wednesday but i think i might drive this time.
ham,"TODAY is Sorry day.! If ever i was angry with you, if ever i misbehaved or hurt you? plz plz JUST SLAP URSELF Bcoz, Its ur fault, I'm basically GOOD"
ham,How are you. Its been ages. How's abj
ham,Did u got that persons story
ham,"HELLOGORGEOUS, HOWS U? MY FONE WAS ON CHARGE LST NITW WEN U TEXD ME. HOPEU AD A NICE WKEND AS IM SURE U DID LOOKIN 4WARD 2 C-IN U 2MRW LUV JAZ"
ham,K..u also dont msg or reply to his msg..
ham,* Thought I didn't see you.
ham,You dont know you jabo me abi.
ham,I will be gentle princess! We will make sweet gentle love...
ham,"Thank you. And by the way, I just lost."
ham,"Cool, I'll text you in a few"
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ham,Hey you told your name to gautham ah?
ham,SORRY IM STIL HUNGOVER AFTER LAST NITE WENT TOBED AT 430 GOT UP 4 WORK AT 630
ham,Oh is it? Send me the address
ham,Hi:)did you asked to waheeda fathima about leave?
ham,Thanks for sending this mental ability question..
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ham,Did u turn on the heater? The heater was on and set to # degrees.
ham,I know you are serving. I mean what are you doing now.
ham,Prabha..i'm soryda..realy..frm heart i'm sory
ham,"Oh, i will get paid. The most outstanding one is for a commercial i did for Hasbro...in AUGUST! They made us jump through so many hoops to get paid. Still not."
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ham,IM GONNAMISSU SO MUCH!!I WOULD SAY IL SEND U A POSTCARD BUTTHERES ABOUTAS MUCH CHANCE OF MEREMEMBERIN ASTHERE IS OFSI NOT BREAKIN HIS CONTRACT!! LUV Yaxx
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ham,No objection. My bf not coming.
ham,I dont have any of your file in my bag..i was in work when you called me.i 'll tell you if i find anything in my room.
ham,Aiyo u so poor thing... Then u dun wan 2 eat? U bathe already?
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ham,Stupid auto correct on my phone
ham,How did you find out in a way that didn't include all of these details
ham,"No i'm not. I can't give you everything you want and need. You actually could do better for yourself on yor own--you've got more money than i do. I can't get work, i can't get a man, i can't pay the rent, i can't even fill my gas tank. yes, i'm stressed and depressed. I didn't even call home for thanksgiving cuz i'll have to tell them i,m up to nothing."
ham,"House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on  # th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?"
ham,Yes we are chatting too.
ham,I am in bus on the way to calicut
ham,"Hi elaine, is today's meeting confirmed?"
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ham,Hope you’re not having too much fun without me!! see u tomorrow love jess x
ham,Aight do you still want to get money
ham,Moji i love you more than words. Have a rich day
ham,"Ups which is 3days also, and the shipping company that takes 2wks. The other way is usps which takes a week but when it gets to lag you may have to bribe nipost to get your stuff."
ham,Hey are you angry with me. Reply me dr.
ham,Do u still have plumbers tape and a wrench we could borrow?
ham,O. Guess they both got screwd
ham,I dont know why she.s not getting your messages
ham,"Arngd marriage is while u r walkin unfortuntly a snake bites u. bt love marriage is dancing in frnt of d snake & sayin Bite me, bite me."
ham,Good afternoon my boytoy. How goes that walking here and there day ? Did you get that police abstract? Are you still out and about? I wake and miss you babe
ham,aathi..where are you dear..
ham,Tell me whos this pls:-)
ham,Wat would u like 4 ur birthday?
ham,Text her. If she doesnt reply let me know so i can have her log in
ham,Does not operate after  #  or what
ham,Ok k..sry i knw 2 siva..tats y i askd..
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ham,No da:)he is stupid da..always sending like this:)don believe any of those message.pandy is a mental:)
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ham,Otherwise had part time job na-tuition..
ham,Ok.ok ok..then..whats ur todays plan
ham,Today iZ Yellow rose day. If u love my frndship give me 1 misscall & send this to ur frndZ & See how many miss calls u get. If u get 6missed U marry ur Lover.
ham,Cos i want it to be your thing
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ham,"Alright, see you in a bit"
ham,Huh so fast... Dat means u havent finished painting?
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ham,Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it.. GOOD NIGHT
ham,R we still meeting 4 dinner tonight?
ham,"Yeah go on then, bored and depressed sittin waitin for phone to ring... Hope the wind drops though, scary"
ham,Do you hide anythiing or keeping distance from me
ham,Otherwise had part time job na-tuition..
ham,Thanks for ve lovely wisheds. You rock
ham,"Nt only for driving even for many reasons she is called BBD..thts it chikku, then hw abt dvg cold..heard tht vinobanagar violence hw is the condition..and hw ru ? Any problem?"
ham,U too...
ham,"I got another job! The one at the hospital doing data analysis or something, starts on monday! Not sure when my thesis will got finished"
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ham,I'm at home n ready...
ham,"Goodmorning, today i am late for 1hr."
ham,Gumby's has a special where a  #  cheese pizza is $2 so I know what we're doin tonight
ham,"Aight no rush, I'll ask jay"
ham,"What i mean was i left too early to check, cos i'm working a 9-6."
ham,:) 
ham,"HEY KATE, HOPE UR OK... WILL GIVE U A BUZ WEDLUNCH. GO OUTSOMEWHERE 4 ADRINK IN TOWN..CUD GO 2WATERSHD 4 A BIT? PPL FROMWRK WILL BTHERE. LOVE PETEXXX."
ham,K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)
ham,Also remember to get dobby's bowl from your car
ham,Er yep sure. Props?
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ham,Where are you?when wil you reach here?
ham,"A cute thought for friendship: Its not necessary to share every secret with ur close Frnd, but watever u shared should be true...."
ham,Sorry for the delay. Yes masters
ham,Check mail.i have mailed varma and kept copy to you regarding membership.take care.insha allah.
ham,"Theoretically yeah, he could be able to come"
ham,Howz pain.it will come down today.do as i said ystrday.ice and medicine.
ham,Was it something u ate?
ham,Ok darlin i supose it was ok i just worry too much.i have to do some film stuff my mate and then have to babysit again! But you can call me there.xx
ham,Lol ok ill try to send. Be warned Sprint is dead slow. You'll prolly get it tomorrow
ham,"Idk. You keep saying that you're not, but since he moved, we keep butting heads over freedom vs. responsibility. And i'm tired. I have so much other stuff to deal with that i'm barely keeping myself together once this gets added to it."
ham,Yes. that will be fine. Love you. Be safe.
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ham,Aight should I just plan to come up later tonight?
ham,CHEERS U TEX MECAUSE U WEREBORED! YEAH OKDEN HUNNY R UIN WK SAT?SOUND’S LIKEYOUR HAVIN GR8FUN J! KEEP UPDAT COUNTINLOTS OF LOVEME XXXXX.
ham,"Cool, what time you think you can get here?"
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ham,Waiting in e car 4 my mum lor. U leh? Reach home already?
ham,HAPPY NEW YEAR MY NO.1 MAN
ham,It means u could not keep ur words.
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ham,"I'm in solihull, | do you want anything?"
ham,Mm i had my food da from out
ham,No it will reach by 9 only. She telling she will be there. I dont know
ham,"Just got part Nottingham - 3 hrs 63miles. Good thing i love my man so much, but only doing 40mph. Hey ho"
ham,Fine if that’s the way u feel. That’s the way its gota b
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ham,Lol I have to take it. member how I said my aunt flow didn't visit for 6 months? It's cause I developed ovarian cysts. Bc is the only way to shrink them.
ham,Should I head straight there or what
ham,Same to u...
ham,Gud ni8 dear..slp well..take care..swt dreams..Muah..
ham,I only work from mon to thurs but Sat i cant leh... Booked liao... Which other day u free?
ham,Hi neva worry bout da truth coz the truth will lead me 2 ur heart. It’s the least a unique person like u deserve. Sleep tight or morning
ham,It shall be fine. I have avalarr now. Will hollalater
ham,Sorry i missed your call. Can you please call back.
ham,S:)s.nervous  # :)
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ham,Thts wat Wright Brother did to fly..
ham,"Jay told me already, will do"
ham,Ya just telling abt tht incident..
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ham,Yes.. now only saw your message..
ham,Are you willing to go for aptitude class.
ham,"Not for possession, especially not first offense"
ham,"Sorry, I can't help you on this."
ham,"Okay. No no, just shining on. That was meant to be signing, but that sounds better."
ham,I want  #  rs da:)do you have it?
ham,"My fri ah... Okie lor,goin 4 my drivin den go shoppin after tt..."
ham,I love working from home :)
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ham,"Haha yeah, 2 oz is kind of a lot"
ham,"Sorry chikku, my cell got some problem thts y i was nt able to reply u or msg u.."
ham,I'm going 2 orchard now laready me reaching soon. U reaching?
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ham,Ummmmmaah Many many happy returns of d day my dear sweet heart.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear
ham,K.i did't see you.:)k:)where are you now?
ham,One day a crab was running on the sea shore..The waves came n cleared the footprints of the crab.. Crab asked: being my frnd y r u clearing my beautiful footprints? Waves replied: A fox was following ur footprints to catch you! thats y i cleared it off:) frndsship never lets u dwn :-) GUD nyt..
ham,What time you thinkin of goin?
ham,Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..
ham,Where's mummy's boy ? Is he being good or bad ? Is he being positive or negative ? Why is mummy being made to wait? Hmmmm?
ham,Have you been practising your curtsey?
ham,"You at mu? You should try to figure out how much money everyone has for gas and alcohol, jay and I are trying to figure out our weed budget"
ham,Yes. It's all innocent fun. O:-)
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ham,Cps is causing the outages to conserve energy.
ham,Send me yetty's number pls.
ham,Im on gloucesterroad what are uup to later?
ham,Its a great day. Do have yourself a beautiful one.
ham,Where r e meeting tmr?
ham,Ok
ham,Well there's still a bit left if you guys want to tonight
ham,I hope you arnt pissed off but id would really like to see you tomorrow. Love me xxxxxxxxxxxxxX
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,I am in hospital da. . I will return home in evening
ham,"1) Go to write msg 2) Put on Dictionary mode 3)Cover the screen with hand, 4)Press  # . 5)Gently remove Ur hand.. Its interesting..:)"
ham,Kent vale lor... u wait 4 me there ar?
ham,I will reach ur home in  #  minutes
ham,Or I guess  #  min
ham,"Babe! I love you too !! You know? it was so good to hear your voice. I so need that. I crave it. I can't get enough. I adore you, Ahmad *kisses*"
ham,Lol! Nah wasn't too bad thanks. Its good to b home but its been quite a reality check. Hows ur day been? Did u do anything with website?
ham,Hey you gave them your photo when you registered for driving ah? Tmr wanna meet at yck? 
ham,Ok... U enjoy ur shows...
ham,2 and half years i missed your friendship:-)
ham,Lol ok. I'll snatch her purse too.
ham,I dont want to hear anything
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ham,Then u ask darren go n pick u lor... But i oso sian tmr haf 2 meet lect...
ham,tap & spile at seven. * Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. Ok?
ham,(That said can you text him one more time?)
ham,None of that's happening til you get here though
ham,Why are u up so early?
ham,Ok.. u finishing soon?
ham,U in town alone?
ham,Pls give her the food preferably pap very slowly with loads of sugar. You can take up to an hour to give it. And then some water. Very very slowly.
ham,"Whatever, juliana. Do whatever you want."
ham,"It's cool, we can last a little while. Getting more any time soon?"
ham,Oh Howda gud gud.. Mathe en samachara chikku:-)
ham,"Babe, I'm answering you, can't you see me ? Maybe you'd better reboot YM ... I got the photo ... It's great !"
ham,"God picked up a flower and dippeditinaDEW, lovingly touched itwhichturnedinto u, and the he gifted tomeandsaid,THIS FRIEND IS 4U"
ham,"Yun ah.the ubi one say if u wan call by tomorrow.call 67441233 look for irene.ere only got bus8,22,65,61,66,382. Ubi cres,ubi tech park.6ph for 1st 5wkg days.èn"
ham,"Party's at my place at usf, no charge (but if you can contribute in any way it is greatly appreciated) and yeah, we got room for one more"
ham,Thanks for understanding. I've been trying to tell sura that.
ham,Discussed with your mother ah?
ham,Stop calling everyone saying I might have cancer. My throat hurts to talk. I can't be answering everyones calls. If I get one more call I'm not babysitting on Monday
ham,I plane to give on this month end.
ham,I'm freezing and craving ice. Fml
ham,Hello. Damn this christmas thing. I think i have decided to keep this mp3 that doesnt work.
ham,Wrong phone! This phone! I answer this one but assume the other is people i don't well
ham,K.k:)i'm going to tirunelvali this week to see my uncle ..i already spend the amount by taking dress .so only i want money.i will give it on feb 1
ham,Ok try to do week end course in coimbatore.
ham,Have a good trip. Watch out for . Remember when you get back we must decide about easter.
ham,I asked you to call him now ok
ham,"I'm there and I can see you, but you can't see me ? Maybe you should reboot ym ? I seen the buzz"
ham,"As usual..iam fine, happy & doing well..:)"
ham,"K, can that happen tonight?"
ham,"Aight, I should be there by 8 at the latest, probably closer to 7. Are jay and tyler down or should we just do two trips?"
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ham,When're you guys getting back? G said you were thinking about not staying for mcr
ham,"My mobile number.pls sms ur mail id.convey regards to achan,amma.Rakhesh.Qatar"
ham,"I dun thk i'll quit yet... Hmmm, can go jazz ? Yogasana oso can... We can go meet em after our lessons den... "
ham,So there's a ring that comes with the guys costumes. It's there so they can gift their future yowifes. Hint hint
ham,S...i will take mokka players only:)
ham,Was the actual exam harder than NBME
ham,Pls dont restrict her from eating anythin she likes for the next two days.
ham,Yeah it's jus rite...
ham,It's ok lar. U sleep early too... Nite...
ham,I'm really sorry I lit your hair on fire
ham,Oops my phone died and I didn't even know. Yeah I like it better.
ham,What time. I€˜m out until prob 3 or so
ham,What i told before i tell. Stupid hear after i wont tell anything to you. You dad called to my brother and spoken. Not with me.
ham,At WHAT TIME should i come tomorrow
ham,Hey check it da. I have listed da.
ham,"Goodmorning, Today i am late for  # min."
ham,There are no other charges after transfer charges and you can withdraw anyhow you like
ham,Oh oh... Den muz change plan liao... Go back have to yan jiu again...
ham,No de. But call me after some time. Ill tell you k
ham,5 nights...We nt staying at port step liao...Too ex
ham,"Good morning, im suffering from fever and dysentry ..will not be able to come to office today."
ham,Yup n her fren lor. I'm meeting my fren at 730.
ham,"Haha awesome, omw back now then"
ham,"Kind of. Just missed train cos of asthma attack, nxt one in half hr so driving in. not sure where to park."
ham,u eatin later but i'm eatin wif my frens now lei... u going home first? 
ham,"Awesome, I'll see you in a bit"
ham,As if i wasn't having enough trouble sleeping.
ham,Networking technical support associate.
ham,Lmao. Take a pic and send it to me.
ham,Wat time u wan today?
ham,Oh... Kay... On sat right?
ham,"Have a lovely night and when you wake up to see this message, i hope you smile knowing all is as should be. Have a great morning"
ham,Realy sorry-i don't recognise this number and am now confused :) who r u please?! 
ham,Thts god's gift for birds as humans hav some natural gift frm god..
ham,"Greetings me, ! Consider yourself excused."
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ham,Hi darlin i cantdo anythingtomorrow as myparents aretaking me outfor a meal. when are u free? Katexxx
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ham,I wish things were different. I wonder when i will be able to show you how much i value you. Pls continue the brisk walks no drugs without askin me please and find things to laugh about. I love you dearly.
ham,Y lei?
ham,Yeah like if it goes like it did with my friends imma flip out in like half an hour
ham,LOL what happens in Vegas stays in vegas
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ham,S....s...india going to draw the series after many years in south african soil..
ham,"The sign of maturity is not when we start saying big things.. But actually it is, when we start understanding small things... *HAVE A NICE EVENING* BSLVYL"
ham,"Omw back to tampa from west palm, you hear what happened?"
ham,Yes :)it completely in out of form:)clark also utter waste.
ham,When are you going to ride your bike?
ham,* You gonna ring this weekend or wot?
ham,Let me know if you need anything else. Salad or desert or something... How many beers shall i get?
ham,What class of  #  reunion?
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ham,Not getting anywhere with this damn job hunting over here!
ham,Now project pa. After that only i can come.
ham,We're on the opposite side from where we dropped you off
ham,HELLO U.CALL WEN U FINISH WRK.I FANCY MEETIN UP WIV U ALL TONITE AS I NEED A BREAK FROM DABOOKS. DID 4 HRS LAST NITE+2 TODAY OF WRK!
ham,I;m reaching in another 2 stops.
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ham,"Ya, i'm referin to mei's ex wat... No ah, waitin 4 u to treat, somebody shld b rich liao...So gd, den u dun have to work frm tmr onwards..."
ham,"As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there."
ham,Lol great now im getting hungry.
ham,"Goodnight, sleep well da please take care pa. Please."
ham,Am on a train back from northampton so i'm afraid not! I'm staying skyving off today ho ho! Will be around wednesday though. Do you fancy the comedy club this week by the way?
ham,K:)k.are you in college?
ham,"Aight, I'll text you when I'm back"
ham,Hi here. have birth at on the  to  at 8lb 7oz. Mother and baby doing brilliantly.
ham,Back in brum! Thanks for putting us up and keeping us all and happy. See you soon 
ham,"K I'm leaving soon, be there a little after 9"
ham,Sounds like there could be a lot of time spent in that chastity device boy ... *grins* ... Or take your beatings like a good dog. Going to lounge in a nice long bath now ?
ham,Just taste fish curry :-P
ham,u neva tell me how i noe... I'm not at home in da aft wat... 
ham,Please attend the phone:)
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ham,If i not meeting u all rite then i'll go home lor. If u dun feel like comin it's ok.
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ham,Haiyoh... Maybe your hamster was jealous of million
ham,I sent you  #  bucks
ham,on a Tuesday night r u 4 real
ham,Jason says it's cool if we pick some up from his place in like an hour
ham,When did dad get back.
ham,My trip was ok but quite tiring lor. Uni starts today but it's ok 4 me cos i'm not taking any modules but jus concentrating on my final yr project.
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,I love u 2 babe! R u sure everything is alrite. Is he being an idiot? Txt bak girlie
ham,u no home work to do meh... 
ham,I thk u gotta go home by urself. Cos i'll b going out shopping 4 my frens present. 
ham,I'm serious. You are in the money base
ham,"Hey...Great deal...Farm tour 9am to 5pm $95/pax, $50 deposit by 16 May"
ham,"Cool, text me when you're ready"
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ham,Even u dont get in trouble while convincing..just tel him once or twice and just tel neglect his msgs dont c and read it..just dont reply
ham,You lifted my hopes with the offer of money. I am in need. Especially when the end of the month approaches and it hurts my studying. Anyways have a gr8 weekend
ham,Good. Good job. I like entrepreneurs
ham,So what do you guys do.
ham,Do you want bold 2 or bb torch
ham,"Nimbomsons. Yep phone knows that one. Obviously, cos thats a real word"
ham,Wishing you a wonderful week.
ham,I'll be at mu in like  #  seconds
ham,"Al he does is moan at me if n e thin goes wrong its my fault&al de arguments r my fault&fed up of him of himso y bother? Hav 2go, thanx.xx"
ham,G wants to know where the you are
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ham,Can u call me at 10:10 to make sure dat i've woken up...
ham,"Yes..but they said its IT.,"
ham,"Yo, you around? Just got my car back"
ham,If you don't respond imma assume you're still asleep and imma start calling
ham,"Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn\'t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and e"
ham,We took hooch for a walk toaday and i fell over! Splat! Grazed my knees and everything! Should have stayed at home! See you tomorrow! 
ham,"Hey babe, how's it going ? Did you ever figure out where your going for New Years ?"
ham,Think + da. You wil do.
ham,Where r we meeting?
ham,Omg Joanna is freaking me out. She's looked thru all my friends to find photos of me. And then she's asking about stuff on my MySpace which I haven't even logged on in like a year. :/
ham,One of the joys in lifeis waking up each daywith thoughts that somewhereSomeone cares enough tosend a warm morning greeting.. -
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ham,"Mon okie lor... Haha, best is cheap n gd food la, ex oso okie... Depends on whether wana eat western or chinese food... Den which u prefer... "
ham,Honestly i've just made a lovely cup of tea and promptly dropped my keys in it and then burnt my fingers getting them out!
ham,"Aight, I'm chillin in a friend's room so text me when you're on the way"
ham,"I'm nt goin, got somethin on, unless they meetin 4 dinner lor... Haha, i wonder who will go tis time..."
ham,"I'll see if I can swing by in a bit, got some things to take care of here firsg"
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ham,There is a first time for everything :)
ham,Where are you lover ? I need you ...
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ham,If i said anything wrong sorry de:-)
ham,Now only i reached home. . . I am very tired now. . I will come tomorro
ham,But i haf enuff space got like 4 mb...
ham,No b4 Thursday
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ham,"Yetunde, i'm sorry but moji and i seem too busy to be able to go shopping. Can you just please find some other way to get what you wanted us to get. Please forgive me. You can reply free via yahoo messenger."
ham,Don't make life too stressfull.. Always find time to Laugh.. It may not add years to your Life! But surely adds more life to ur years!! Gud ni8..swt dreams..
ham,But your brother transfered only  #  +  # . Pa.
ham,I'm home.
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ham,You do what all you like
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ham,"Sounds gd... Haha... Can... Wah, u yan jiu so fast liao..."
ham,Hey i've booked the pilates and yoga lesson already... Haha
ham,Pls send me your address sir.
ham,Ya it came a while ago
ham,twenty past five he said will this train have been to durham already or not coz i am in a reserved seat
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ham,Still at west coast... Haiz... u'll take forever to come back...
ham,You only hate me. You can call any but you didnt accept even a single call of mine. Or even you messaged
ham,Not..tel software name..
ham,Leaving to qatar tonite in search of an opportunity.all went fast.pls add me in ur prayers dear.Rakhesh
ham,Just finished eating. Got u a plate. NOT leftovers this time.
ham,I might come to kerala for 2 days.so you can be prepared to take a leave once i finalise .dont plan any travel during my visit.need to finish urgent works.
ham,Don know. I did't msg him recently.
ham,Hello! How r u? Im bored. Inever thought id get bored with the tv but I am. Tell me something exciting has happened there? Anything! =/
ham,"Oh... Haha... Den we shld had went today too... Gee, nvm la... Kaiez, i dun mind goin jazz oso... Scared hiphop open cant catch up... "
ham,"That's the trouble with classes that go well - you're due a dodgey one ... Expecting mine tomo! See you for recovery, same time, same place "
ham,Yo we are watching a movie on netflix
ham,No calls..messages..missed calls
ham,I wish that I was with you. Holding you tightly. Making you see how important you are. How much you mean to me ... How much I need you ... In my life ...
ham,:-) :-)
ham,"No dude, its not fake..my frnds got money, thts y i'm reffering u..if u member wit my mail link, u vl be credited  # rs and il be getiing  # rs..i can draw my acc wen it is  # rs.."
ham,Lol its ok I didn't remember til last nite
ham,So wat's da decision?
ham,But if she.s drinkin i'm ok.
ham,Only 2% students solved this CAT question in 'xam... 5+3+2= #  9+2+4= #  8+6+3= #  then 7+2+5=????? Tell me the answer if u r brilliant...1thing.i got d answr.
ham,Mmm so yummy babe ... Nice jolt to the suzy
ham,Designation is software developer and may be she get chennai:)
ham,Sounds great! Im going to sleep now. Have a good night!
ham,Wait.i will come out.. #  min:)
ham,Wish u many many returns of the day.. Happy birthday vikky..
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ham,Today am going to college so am not able to atten the class.
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ham,I need details about that online job.
ham,Whos this am in class:-)
ham,Wot is u up 2 then?
ham,No problem. How are you doing?
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ham,I'll talk to the others and probably just come early tomorrow then
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ham,"Ya ok, then had dinner?"
ham,Feb  #  is I LOVE U day. Send dis to all ur VALUED FRNDS evn me. If 3 comes back u'll gt married d person u luv! If u ignore dis u will lose ur luv 4 Evr
ham,Ok... Sweet dreams...
ham,Slaaaaave ! Where are you ? Must I summon you to me all the time now ? Don't you wish to come to me on your own anymore?
ham,Wot u up 2? Thout u were gonna call me!! Txt bak luv K
ham, #  in mca. But not conform.
ham,I could ask carlos if we could get more if anybody else can chip in
ham,Noooooooo please. Last thing I need is stress. For once in your life be fair.
ham,Still i have not checked it da. . .
ham,"Sir, hope your day is going smoothly. i really hoped i wont have to bother you about this. I have some bills that i can't settle this month. I am out of all extra cash. I know this is a challenging time for you also but i have to let you know."
ham,staff.science.nus.edu.sg/~phyhcmk/teaching/pc1323
ham,Ok lor but not too early. Me still having project meeting now.
ham,Anything lor if they all go then i go lor...
ham,"Haven't seen my facebook, huh? Lol!"
ham,Havent mus ask if u can 1st wat. Of meet 4 lunch den u n him meet can already lor. Or u wan 2 go ask da ge 1st then confirm w me asap?
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ham,Are you still getting the goods.
ham,He chickened out. He messaged me he would be late and woould buzz me and then I didn't hear a word from him
ham,Hahaha..use your brain dear
ham,LOL that would be awesome payback.
ham,Havent still waitin as usual... u come back sch oredi?
ham,Why don't you wait 'til at least wednesday to see if you get your .
ham,Thought we could go out for dinner. I'll treat you! Seem ok?
ham,"Hey babe, my friend had to cancel, still up for a visit ?"
ham,I am 6 ft. We will be a good combination!
ham,You have got tallent but you are wasting.
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ham,I've been trying to reach him without success
ham,"I wonder how you got online, my love ? Had you gone to the net cafe ? Did you get your phone recharged ? Were you on a friends net ? I think of you, boytoy"
ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,Having lunch:)you are not in online?why?
ham,Squeeeeeze!! This is christmas hug.. If u lik my frndshp den hug me back.. If u get 3 u r cute:) 6 u r luvd:* 9 u r so lucky;) None? People hate u:
ham,THANX 4 PUTTIN DA FONE DOWN ON ME!!
ham,Dear where you will be when i reach there
ham,Should I have picked up a receipt or something earlier
ham,DO U WANT 2 MEET UP 2MORRO
ham,"K, makes sense, btw carlos is being difficult so you guys are gonna smoke while I go pick up the second batch and get gas"
ham,Im just wondering what your doing right now?
ham,What's the significance?
ham,Let there be snow. Let there be snow. This kind of weather brings ppl together so friendships can grow.
ham,Is ur lecture over?
ham,Me n him so funny...
ham,Future is not what we planned for tomorrow.....! it is the result of what we do today...! Do the best in present... enjoy the future.
ham,"Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes & fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!"
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,K I'll be there before 4.
ham,Can you plz tell me the ans. BSLVYL sent via fullonsms.com
ham,I not busy juz dun wan 2 go so early.. Hee.. 
ham,Sos! Any amount i can get pls.
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ham,"Call me. I m unable to cal. Lets meet bhaskar, and deep"
ham,When did you get to the library
ham,Ok then i come n pick u at engin?
ham,Oh k.k..where did you take test?
ham,"Sure, I'll see if I can come by in a bit"
ham,"By the way, i've put a skip right outside the front of the house so you can see which house it is. Just pull up before it."
ham,And you! Will expect you whenever you text! Hope all goes well tomo 
ham,S:)no competition for him.
ham,I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer
ham,u mean it's confirmed... I tot they juz say oni... Ok then... 
ham,Y de asking like this.
ham,Do u knw dis no. # ?
ham,Kinda. First one gets in at twelve! Aah. Speak tomo
ham,How stupid to say that i challenge god.You dont think at all on what i write instead you respond immed.
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ham,That's ok. I popped in to ask bout something and she said you'd been in. Are you around tonght wen this girl comes?
ham,MY NEW YEARS EVE WAS OK. I WENT TO A PARTY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. WHO IS THIS SI THEN HEY
ham,"One of best dialogue in cute reltnship..!! Wen i Die, Dont Come Near My Body..!! Bcoz My Hands May Not Come 2 Wipe Ur Tears Off That Time..!Gud ni8"
ham,Ok but tell me half an hr b4 u come i need 2 prepare.
ham,"Thanks da thangam, i feel very very happy dear. I also miss you da."
ham,Gud ni8 dear..slp well..take care..swt dreams..Muah..
ham,"Life is more strict than teacher... Bcoz Teacher teaches lesson & then conducts exam, But Life first conducts Exam & then teaches Lessons. Happy morning. . ."
ham,"Aight, text me tonight and we'll see what's up"
ham,Another month. I need chocolate weed and alcohol.
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ham,"If e timing can, then i go w u lor..."
ham,Exactly. Anyways how far. Is jide her to study or just visiting
ham,K.k:)advance happy pongal.
ham,i dnt wnt to tlk wid u
ham,Same as kallis dismissial in 2nd test:-).
ham,Where are the garage keys? They aren't on the bookshelf
ham,K..k:)how much does it cost?
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ham,"The affidavit says  #  E Twiggs St, division g, courtroom  # , TIME  AM. I'll double check and text you again tomorrow"
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later In meeting."
ham,"Good morning, my boytoy! How's those yummy lips ? Where's my sexy buns now ? What do you do ? Do you think of me ? Do you crave me ? Do you need me ?"
ham,"Yeah hopefully, if tyler can't do it I could maybe ask around a bit"
ham,Huh so late... Fr dinner?
ham,U repeat e instructions again. Wat's e road name of ur house?
ham,So its to be poking man everyday that they teach you in canada abi! How are you. Just saying hi.
ham,DO NOT B LATE LOVE MUM
ham,"I know you are thinkin malaria. But relax, children cant handle malaria. She would have been worse and its gastroenteritis. If she takes enough to replace her loss her temp will reduce. And if you give her malaria meds now she will just vomit. Its a self limiting illness she has which means in a few days it will completely stop"
ham,WHO ARE YOU SEEING?
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ham,When u login dat time... Dad fetching u home now?
ham,Captain vijaykanth is doing comedy in captain tv..he is drunken :)
ham,Y so late but i need to go n get da laptop...
ham,"Well am officially in a philosophical hole, so if u wanna call am at home ready to be saved!"
ham,What part of don't initiate don't you understand
ham,"Haha yeah I see that now, be there in a sec"
ham,"Yup. Anything lor, if u dun wan it's ok..."
ham,Hiya. How was last night? I've been naughty and bought myself clothes and very little ... Ready for more shopping tho! What kind of time do you wanna meet?
ham,Got it! It looks scrumptious... daddy wants to eat you all night long!
ham,I fetch yun or u fetch?
ham,Nope... Think i will go for it on monday... Sorry i replied so late
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ham,"Ya they are well and fine., BBD(pooja) full pimples..even she become quite black..and ur rite here its too cold, wearing sweatter.."
ham,No need to ke qi... u too bored izzit y suddenly thk of this...
ham,"Right on brah, see you later"
ham,"How long has it been since you screamed, princess?"
ham,Well I might not come then...
ham,"[...] anyway, many good evenings to u! s"
ham,Don know:)this week i'm going to tirunelvai da.
ham,How come guoyang go n tell her? Then u told her?
ham,Depends on where u going lor.
ham,Its hard to believe things like this. All can say lie but think twice before saying anything to me.
ham,Are you up for the challenge? I know i am :)
ham,Nobody names their penis a girls name this story doesn't add up at all
ham,Actually i'm waiting for 2 weeks when they start putting ad.
ham,"Ya tel, wats ur problem.."
ham,Hi baby ive just got back from work and i was wanting to see u allday! I hope i didnt piss u off on the phone today. If u are up give me a call xxx
ham,I'm at home. Please call
ham,Dear i am not denying your words please
ham,"Dear,regret i cudnt pick call.drove down frm ctla now at cochin home.left mobile in car..ente style ishtamayoo?happy bakrid!"
ham,Pls accept me for one day. Or am begging you change the number.
ham,Wish i were with you now!
ham,Just trying to figure out when I'm suppose to see a couple different people this week. We said we'd get together but I didn't set dates
ham,"Yeah probably, I still gotta check out with leo"
ham,Watching telugu movie..wat abt u?
ham,Nite...
ham,Shb b ok lor... Thanx...
ham,"Forgot you were working today! Wanna chat, but things are ok so drop me a text when you're free / bored etc and i'll ring. Hope all is well, nose essay and all xx"
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ham,The search 4 happiness is 1 of d main sources of unhappiness! Accept life the way it comes! U will find happiness in every moment u live.
ham,"Hiya, sorry didn't hav signal. I haven't seen or heard from and neither has, which is unusual in itself! I'll put on the case and get him to sort it out! Hugs and snogs."
ham,Howz that persons story
ham,"Can you pls pls send me a mail on all you know about relatives coming to deliver here? All you know about costs, risks, benefits and anything else. Thanks."
ham,Guess he wants alone time. We could just show up and watch when they do..
ham,There r many model..sony ericson also der.. # ..it luks good bt i forgot modl no
ham,Boy you best get out here quick
ham,"Wn u r hurt by d prsn who s close 2 u, do fight wit dem. Coz somtimes dis fight saves a relation bt being quiet leaves nothin in a relation.. Gud eveB-)"
ham,"I call you later, don't have network. If urgnt, sms me."
ham,What time should I tell my friend to be around?
ham,So when do you wanna gym?
ham,U 2.
ham,babe ... What happened to you ? How come you never came back?
ham,Hi Petey!noi’m ok just wanted 2 chat coz avent spoken 2 u 4 a long time-hope ur doin alrite.have good nit at js love ya am.x
ham,1. Tension face 2. Smiling face 3. Waste face 4. Innocent face 5.Terror face 6.Cruel face 7.Romantic face 8.Lovable face 9.decent face  # .joker face.
ham,Now? I'm going out 4 dinner soon..
ham,Mm that time you dont like fun
ham,Sary just need Tim in the bollox &it hurt him a lot so he tol me!
ham,Get ready to put on your excellent sub face :)
ham,But i'm really really broke oh. No amount is too small even  # 
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ham,I re-met alex nichols from middle school and it turns out he's dealing!
ham,And now electricity just went out fml.
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ham,U still going to the mall?
ham,Are you available for soiree on June 3rd?
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ham,She ran off with a younger man. we will make pretty babies together :)
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ham,I agree. So i can stop thinkin about ipad. Can you please ask macho the same question.
ham,I'm really not up to it still tonight babe
ham,"Aiyo... Her lesson so early... I'm still sleepin, haha... Okie, u go home liao den confirm w me lor..."
ham,Take something for pain. If it moves however to any side in the next 6hrs see a doctor.
ham,"Ta-Daaaaa! I am home babe, are you still up ?"
ham,"Yeah there's quite a bit left, I'll swing by tomorrow when I get up"
ham,"I can. But it will tell quite long, cos i haven't finish my film yet..."
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ham,Is ur changes 2 da report big? Cos i've already made changes 2 da previous report.
ham,No I'm in the same boat. Still here at my moms. Check me out on yo. I'm half naked.
ham,Have a good evening! Ttyl
ham,"Dude u knw also telugu..thts gud..k, gud nyt.."
ham,"Just looked it up and addie goes back Monday, sucks to be her"
ham,"I am late,so call you tomorrow morning.take care sweet dreams....u and me...ummifying...bye."
ham,I'm in class. Did you get my text.
ham,Ok i am on the way to railway
ham,Did u see what I posted on your Facebook?
ham,Pls go there today  # . I dont want any excuses
ham,Did u find a sitter for kaitlyn? I was sick and slept all day yesterday.
ham,Lol wtf random. Btw is that your lunch break
ham,Yeah that's the impression I got
ham,4 oclock at mine. Just to bash out a flat plan.
ham,Haha... dont be angry with yourself... Take it as a practice for the real thing. =) 
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ham,That seems unnecessarily affectionate
ham,Oh k k:)but he is not a big hitter.anyway good
ham,Guess who spent all last night phasing in and out of the fourth dimension
ham,Sent me de webadres for geting salary slip
ham,No probably  # %.
ham,Thanks for your message. I really appreciate your sacrifice. I'm not sure of the process of direct pay but will find out on my way back from the test tomorrow. I'm in class now. Do have a wonderful day.
ham,Okie
ham,have * good weekend.
ham,Sian... Aft meeting supervisor got work 2 do liao... U working now?
ham,Ofcourse I also upload some songs
ham,Now only i reached home. . . I am very tired now. . I will come tomorro
ham,"Haha awesome, be there in a minute"
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ham,"I dont knw pa, i just drink milk.."
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ham,Was doing my test earlier. I appreciate you. Will call you tomorrow.
ham,I'm home. Doc gave me pain meds says everything is fine.
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ham,"(No promises on when though, haven't even gotten dinner yet)"
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ham,Hey gorgeous man. My work mobile number is. Have a good one babe. Squishy Mwahs.
ham,I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer
ham,Then why no one talking to me
ham,Ok...
ham,Thanks chikku..:-) gud nyt:-*
ham,Hey you can pay. With salary de. Only  # .
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ham,"He said that he had a right giggle when he saw u again! You would possibly be the first person2die from NVQ, but think how much you could for! "
ham,Meeting u is my work. . . Tel me when shall i do my work tomorrow
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ham,Of course ! Don't tease me ... You know I simply must see ! *grins* ... Do keep me posted my prey ... *loving smile* *devouring kiss*
ham,Yes princess! I want to catch you with my big strong hands...
ham,"If you're still up, maybe leave the credit card so I can get gas when I get back like he told me to"
ham,"Also sir, i sent you an email about how to log into the usc payment portal. I.ll send you another message that should explain how things are back home. Have a great weekend."
ham,"Yalru lyfu astne chikku.. Bt innu mundhe lyf ali halla ke bilo (marriage)program edhae, so lyf is nt yet ovr chikku..ali vargu lyfu meow meow:-D"
ham,Glad it went well :) come over at 11 then we'll have plenty of time before claire goes to work.
ham,Tell me they're female :V how're you throwing in? We're deciding what all to get now
ham,"Arms fine, how's Cardiff and uni? "
ham,For real when u getting on yo? I only need 2 more tickets and one more jacket and I'm done. I already used all my multis.
ham,I'm home. Ard wat time will u reach?
ham,Petey boy whereare you me and all your friendsare in theKingshead come down if you canlove Nic
ham,"babe, I miss you sooooo much !! I wish you were here to sleep with me ... My bed is so lonely ... I go now, to sleep ... To dream of you, my love ..."
ham,"That's what I love to hear :V see you sundayish, then"
ham,"Hi hope u r both ok, he said he would text and he hasn't, have u seen him, let me down gently please "
ham,I love u 2 my little pocy bell I am sorry but I love u
ham,Lol they were mad at first but then they woke up and gave in.
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ham,"Jay wants to work out first, how's 4 sound?"
ham,"No! But we found a diff farm shop to buy some cheese. On way back now, can i call in?"
ham,Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly
ham,"Well, I was about to give up cos they all said no they didn€˜t do one nighters. I persevered and found one but it is very cheap so i apologise in advance. It is just somewhere to sleep isnt it?"
ham,"I can't, I don't have her number!"
ham,Jus finished avatar nigro
ham,It should take about  #  min
ham,"Oh really? perform, write a paper, go to a movie AND be home by midnight, huh?"
ham,Where's my boytoy? I miss you ... What happened?
ham,"Haha... Where got so fast lose weight, thk muz go 4 a month den got effect... Gee,later we go aust put bk e weight."
ham,"Aldrine, rakhesh ex RTM here.pls call.urgent."
ham,Where at were hungry too
ham,"I'd say that's a good sign but, well, you know my track record at reading women"
ham,Printer is cool. I mean groovy. Wine is groovying
ham,C movie is juz last minute decision mah. Juz watch 2 lar but i tot u not interested.
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ham,But i'll b going 2 sch on mon. My sis need 2 take smth.
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ham,"Yup, no need. I'll jus wait 4 e rain 2 stop."
ham,"Very hurting n meaningful lines ever: I compromised everything for my love, But at d end my love compromised me for everything:-(.. Gud mornin:-)"
ham,Yeah we do totes. When u wanna?
ham,K.k.this month kotees birthday know?
ham,Ha ha - had popped down to the loo when you hello-ed me. Hello!
ham,You best watch what you say cause I am drunk
ham,Double eviction this week - Spiral and Michael and good riddance to them!
ham,S.s:)i thinl role is like sachin.just standing. Others have to hit.
ham,Congratulations ore mo owo re wa. Enjoy it and i wish you many happy moments to and fro wherever you go
ham,# ISH MINUTES WAS 5 MINUTES AGO. WTF.
ham,Well that must be a pain to catch
ham,"Very strange.  and  are watching the 2nd one now but i'm in bed. Sweet dreams, miss u "
ham,I will reach before ten morning
ham,K actually can you guys meet me at the sunoco on howard? It should be right on the way
ham,Right it wasnt you who phoned it was someone with a number like yours!
ham,Thanx 4 sending me home...
ham,How's ur paper?
ham,Both :) i shoot big loads so get ready!
ham,Guai... u shd haf seen him when he's naughty... u so free today? Can go jogging...
ham,Hi. Happy New Year. I dont mean to intrude but can you pls let me know how much tuition you paid last semester and how much this semester is. Thanks
ham,"We know TAJ MAHAL as symbol of love. But the other lesser known facts 1. Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife, out of his 7 wifes. 2. Shahjahan killed Mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3. Mumtaz died in her  # th delivery. 4. He then married Mumtaz's sister. Question arises where the Hell is the LOVE?:-| -The Great Hari-"
ham,It so happens that there r 2waxsto do wat you want. She can come and ill get her medical insurance. And she'll be able to deliver and have basic care. I'm currently shopping for the right medical insurance for her. So just give me til friday morning. Thats when i.ll see the major person that can guide me to the right insurance.
ham,"I had been hoping i would not have to send you this message. My rent is due and i dont have enough for it. My reserves are completely gone. Its a loan i need and was hoping you could her. The balance is  # . Is there a way i could get that from you, till mid march when i hope to pay back."
ham,It didnt work again oh. Ok goodnight then. I.ll fix and have it ready by the time you wake up. You are very dearly missed have a good night sleep.
ham,I am back. Bit long cos of accident on a30. Had to divert via wadebridge.I had a brilliant weekend thanks. Speak soon. Lots of love
ham,What I'm saying is if you haven't explicitly told nora I know someone I'm probably just not gonna bother
ham,Havent.
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ham,"Ill call u 2mrw at ninish, with my address that icky American freek wont stop callin me 2 bad Jen k eh?"
ham,I don't run away frm u... I walk slowly & it kills me that u don't care enough to stop me...
ham,"Aight, call me once you're close"
ham,Nothing lor... A bit bored too... Then y dun u go home early 2 sleep today...
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ham,Hey you around? I've got enough for a half + the ten I owe you
ham,Thats cool. Where should i cum? On you or in you? :)
ham,How is your schedule next week? I am out of town this weekend.
ham,Yup no more already... Thanx 4 printing n handing it up.
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ham,"sorry brah, just finished the last of my exams, what up"
ham,"You are always putting your business out there. You put pictures of you on facebook. You are one of the most open people i've ever met. Why would i think a picture of your room would hurt you, make you feel violated."
ham,What time you coming down later? 
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ham,"What do you do, my dog ? Must I always wait till the end of your day to have word from you ? Did you run out of time on your cell already?"
ham,"Uh, heads up we don't have THAT much left"
ham,Dont worry. I guess he's busy.
ham,"Hey j! r u feeling any better, hopeSo hunny. i amnow feelin ill & ithink i may have tonsolitusaswell! damn iam layin in bedreal bored. lotsof luv me xxxx"
ham,I to am looking forward to all the sex cuddling.. Only two more sleeps 
ham,"And very importantly, all we discuss is between u and i only."
ham,But i have to. I like to have love and arrange.
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ham,"Yo carlos, a few friends are already asking me about you, you working at all this weekend?"
ham,I just really need before tomorrow and I know you won't be awake before like 6
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ham,I've not sent it. He can send me.
ham,Theyre doing it to lots of places. Only hospitals and medical places are safe.
ham,how are you? I miss you!
ham,Ok i msg u b4 i leave my house.
ham,"It's ok, at least armand's still around"
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ham,"If i let you do this, i want you in the house by 8am."
ham,Headin towards busetop
ham,I've reached home finally...
ham,R we going with the  #  bus?
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ham,"Haha just kidding, papa needs drugs"
ham,Aah! A cuddle would be lush! I'd need lots of tea and soup before any kind of fumbling!
ham,The wine is flowing and i'm i have nevering..
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ham,"swhrt how u dey,hope ur ok, tot about u 2day.love n miss.take care."
ham,"Yeah why not, is the gang all ready"
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ham,Me fine..absolutly fine
ham,How will I creep on you now? ;_;
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ham,"Nah, Wednesday. When should I bring the mini cheetos bag over?"
ham,K do I need a login or anything
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ham,We're finally ready fyi
ham,Id have to check but there's only like 1 bowls worth left
ham,There's no point hangin on to mr not right if he's not makin u happy
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later in meeting."
ham,We stopped to get ice cream and will go back after
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ham,Ard 4 lor...
ham,I wan but too early lei... Me outside now wun b home so early... Neva mind then...
ham,"Well the general price is  # /oz, let me know if/when/how much you want"
ham,"I just lov this line: Hurt me with the truth, I don't mind,i wil tolerat.bcs ur my someone..... But, Never comfort me with a lie gud ni8 and sweet dreams"
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ham,"I call you later, don't have network. If urgnt, sms me."
ham,I'm sick !! I'm needy !! I want you !! *pouts* *stomps feet* Where are you ?! *pouts* *stomps feet* I want my slave !! I want him now !!
ham,You want to go? 
ham,"Good afternon, my love. How are today? I hope your good and maybe have some interviews. I wake and miss you babe. A passionate kiss from across the sea"
ham,When i have stuff to sell i.ll tell you
ham,No my mum went 2 dentist.
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ham,"Isn't frnd a necesity in life? imagine urself witout a frnd.. hw'd u feel at ur colleg? wat'll u do wth ur cell? wat abt functions? thnk abt events espe'll cared, missed & irritated u? 4wrd it to all those dear-loving frnds wthout whom u cant live.. I jst did it.. Takecare..:) GOODMORNING"
ham,I hate when she does this. She turns what should be a fun shopping trip into an annoying day of how everything would look in her house.
ham,Hope this text meets you smiling. If not then let this text give you a reason to smile. Have a beautiful day.
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ham,I am late. I will be there at
ham,My stomach has been thru so much trauma I swear I just can't eat. I better lose weight.
ham,"Forgot it takes me 3 years to shower, sorry. Where you at/your phone dead yet?"
ham,I€˜m going to try for 2 months ha ha only joking
ham,Ugh my leg hurts. Musta overdid it on mon.
ham,Baaaaaaaabe! Wake up ! I miss you ! I crave you! I need you!
ham,"Since when, which side, any fever, any vomitin."
ham,Re your call; You didn't see my facebook huh?
ham,How is it possible to teach you. And where.
ham,Our Prashanthettan's mother passed away last night. pray for her and family.
ham,Aft i finish my lunch then i go str down lor. Ard 3 smth lor. U finish ur lunch already?
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ham,Quite ok but a bit ex... U better go eat smth now else i'll feel guilty...
ham,Nope... Juz off from work...
ham,Idea will soon get converted to live:)
ham,Your gonna be the death if me. I'm gonna leave a note that says its all robs fault. Avenge me.
ham,That day you asked about anand number. Why:-)
ham,No need lar i go engin? Cos my sis at arts today...
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ham,"Alright we're hooked up, where you guys at"
ham,"Oh fine, I'll be by tonight"
ham,My drive can only be read. I need to write
ham,Sorry de i went to shop.
ham,Onum ela pa. Normal than.
ham,Dear got bus directly to calicut
ham,Ugh. Gotta drive back to sd from la. My butt is sore.
ham,Ok lor wat time u finish?
ham,"Some friends want me to drive em someplace, probably take a while"
ham,Anyway seriously hit me up when you're back because otherwise I have to light up with armand
ham,"Good evening Sir, hope you are having a nice day. I wanted to bring it to your notice that I have been late in paying rent for the past few months and have had to pay a $ #  charge. I felt it would be inconsiderate of me to nag about something you give at great cost to yourself and that's why i didnt speak up. I however am in a recession and wont be able to pay the charge this month hence my askin well ahead of month's end. Can you please help. Thank you for everything."
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ham,Hmm thinking lor...
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ham,Where are you call me.
ham,Waaaat?? Lololo ok next time then!
ham,All will come alive.better correct any good looking figure there itself..
ham,"Easy mate, * guess the quick drink was bit ambitious."
ham,For fear of fainting with the of all that housework you just did? Quick have a cuppa
ham,K..k..i'm also fine:)when will you complete the course?
ham,Got it. Seventeen pounds for seven hundred ml €“ hope ok.
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ham,Ok then i will come to ur home after half an hour
ham,I was at bugis juz now wat... But now i'm walking home oredi... u so late then reply... I oso saw a top dat i like but din buy... Where r u now? 
ham,"Just gettin a bit arty with my collages at the mo, well tryin 2 ne way! Got a roast in a min lovely i shall enjoy that!"
ham,How are you enjoying this semester? Take care brother.
ham,Ok which your another number
ham,Ok that's great thanx a lot.
ham,I'm ok. Will do my part tomorrow
ham,Ok lor. Anyway i thk we cant get tickets now cos like quite late already. U wan 2 go look 4 ur frens a not? Darren is wif them now...
ham,If you r @ home then come down within 5 min
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ham,I.ll give her once i have it. Plus she said grinule greet you whenever we speak
ham,Those ducking chinchillas
ham,"Haha, that was the first person I was gonna ask"
ham,Thnx dude. u guys out 2nite?
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ham,Haf u eaten? Wat time u wan me 2 come?
ham,You didnt complete your gist oh.
ham,Or better still can you catch her and let ask her if she can sell  #  for me.
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ham,"Just checked out, heading out to drop off my stuff now"
ham,Was the farm open?
ham,Indeed and by the way it was either or - not both !
ham,Depends on individual lor e hair dresser say pretty but my parents say look gong. U kaypoh.. I also dunno wat she collecting.
ham,NO GIFTS!! You trying to get me to throw myself off a cliff or something?
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ham,True. Its easier with her here.
ham,"Me also da, i feel yesterday night  wait til 2day night dear."
ham,"That's fine, have him give me a call if he knows what he wants or has any questions"
ham,Hey i will be late... i'm at amk. Need to drink tea or coffee
ham,Can you pls send me that company name. In saibaba colany
ham,Might ax well im there.
ham,I'm so in love with you. I'm excited each day i spend with you. You make me so happy.
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ham,"Good afternoon loverboy ! How goes you day ? Any luck come your way? I think of you, sweetie and send my love across the sea to make you smile and happy"
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ham,I'm in office now da:)where are you?
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ham,The Xmas story is peace.. The Xmas msg is love.. The Xmas miracle is jesus.. Hav a blessed month ahead & wish U Merry Xmas...
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ham,"Sun cant come to earth but send luv as rays. cloud cant come to river but send luv as rain. I cant come to meet U, but can send my care as msg to U. Gud evng"
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ham,Hey hun-onbus goin 2 meet him. He wants 2go out 4a meal but I donyt feel like it cuz have 2 get last bus home!But hes sweet latelyxxx
ham,I havent add u yet right.. 
ham,"Multiply the numbers independently and count decimal points then, for the division, push the decimal places like i showed you."
ham,I know that my friend already told that.
ham,I told that am coming on wednesday.
ham,"I jus hope its true that  missin me cos i'm really missin him! You haven't done anything to feel guilty about, yet."
ham,"Same, I'm at my great aunts anniversary party in tarpon springs"
ham,"And how you will do that, princess? :)"
ham,Oh yeah! And my diet just flew out the window
ham,Just sleeping..and surfing
ham,Today is song dedicated day.. Which song will u dedicate for me? Send this to all ur valuable frnds but first rply me...
ham,Do you know when dad will be back?
ham,I got lousy sleep. I kept waking up every 2 hours to see if my cat wanted to come in. I worry about him when its cold :(
ham,Im at arestaurant eating squid! i will be out about 10:30 wanna dosomething or is that to late?
ham,"It wont b until 2.15 as trying 2 sort house out, is that ok?"
ham,Dont talk to him ever ok its my word.
ham,"That's good, because I need drugs"
ham,Do u ever get a song stuck in your head for no reason and it won't go away til u listen to it like 5 times?
ham,Umma. Did she say anything
ham,Hey! Congrats 2u2. id luv 2 but ive had 2 go home!
ham,Lol! Oops sorry! Have fun. 
ham,K ill drink.pa then what doing. I need srs model pls send it to my mail id pa.
ham,Not from this campus. Are you in the library?
ham,I went to project centre
ham,How have your little darlings been so far this week? Need a coffee run tomo?Can't believe it's that time of week already ...
ham,I ask if u meeting da ge tmr nite...
ham,"Hey, I missed you tm of last night as my phone was on the charge ... *smiles* ... I am meeting a friend shortly"
ham,Geeeee ... I love you so much I can barely stand it
ham,Its not the same here. Still looking for a job. How much do Ta's earn there.
ham,Yup i'm elaborating on the safety aspects and some other issues..
ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,Dun b sad.. It's over.. Dun thk abt it already. Concentrate on ur other papers k.
ham,"Erm... Woodland avenue somewhere. Do you get the parish magazine, his telephone number will be in there."
ham,"Did he say how fantastic I am by any chance, or anything need a bigger life lift as losing the will 2 live, do you think I would be the first person 2 die from N V Q? "
ham,"Ok that would b lovely, if u r sure. Think about wot u want to do, drinkin, dancin, eatin, cinema, in, out, about... Up to u! Wot about ? "
ham,Its ok..come to my home it vl nice to meet and v can chat..
ham,He's in lag. That's just the sad part but we keep in touch thanks to skype
ham,Give me a sec to think think about it
ham,"Sorry, my battery died, I can come by but I'm only getting a gram for now, where's your place?"
ham,That means get the door
ham,Ok no prob
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ham,If you're thinking of lifting me one then no.
ham,The hair cream has not been shipped.
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ham,I dont. Can you send it to me. Plus how's mode.
ham,"Hi Chikku, send some nice msgs"
ham,"I met you as a stranger and choose you as my friend. As long as the world stands, our friendship never ends. Lets be Friends forever!!! Gud nitz..."
ham,From tomorrow onwards eve 6 to 3 work.
ham,No need for the drug anymore.
ham,Hey you still want to go for yogasana? Coz if we end at cine then can go bathe and hav the steam bath
ham,Spoons it is then okay?
ham,Well obviously not because all the people in my cool college life went home ;_;
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ham,No screaming means shouting..
ham,I will come to ur home now
ham,I dont have i shall buy one dear
ham,"Machan you go to gym tomorrow,  i wil come late goodnight."
ham,What you did in  leave.
ham,I will be outside office take all from there
ham,"I can probably come by, everybody's done around  #  right?"
ham,Yar lor actually we quite fast... Cos da ge slow wat... Haha...
ham,Am not working but am up to eyes in philosophy so will text u later when a bit more free for chat...
ham,Yup ok...
ham,Ugh hopefully the asus ppl dont randomly do a reformat.
ham,Tell me pa. How is pain de.
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ham,Thanks love. But am i doing torch or bold.
ham,Get down in gandhipuram and walk to cross cut road. Right side # street road and turn at first right.
ham,I'm gonna say no. Sorry. I would but as normal am starting to panic about time. Sorry again! Are you seeing on Tuesday?
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ham,Love you aathi..love u lot..
ham,Nt joking seriously i told
ham,"FR'NDSHIP is like a needle of a clock. Though V r in d same clock, V r nt able 2 met. Evn if V meet,itz only 4few seconds. Bt V alwys stay conected. Gud 9t;-)"
ham,Me too! Have a lovely night xxx
ham,Thanx u darlin!im cool thanx. A few bday drinks 2 nite. 2morrow off! Take care c u soon.xxx
ham,Ok lor.
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ham,Happy new year. Hope you are having a good semester
ham,Tell rob to mack his gf in the theater
ham,"What do u reckon as need 2 arrange transport if u can't do it, thanks"
ham,Thanx...
ham,There is no sense in my foot and penis.
ham,Jus came back fr lunch wif my sis only. U leh?
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ham,I'm ok wif it cos i like 2 try new things. But i scared u dun like mah. Cos u said not too loud.
ham,Probably money worries. Things are coming due and i have several outstanding invoices for work i did two and three months ago.
ham,I know girls always safe and selfish know i got it pa. Thank you. good night.
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ham,Yes... I trust u to buy new stuff ASAP so I can try it out
ham,Yes! How is a pretty lady like you single?
ham,Well. Im computerless. Time to make some oreo truffles
ham,"Good! No, don€˜t need any receipts€”well done! (...) Yes, please tell . What€˜s her number, i could ring her"
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,The new deus ex game comin early next yr
ham,Send me your id and password
ham,Do you mind if I ask what happened? You dont have to say if it is uncomfortable.
ham,Lol please do. Actually send a pic of yourself right now. I wanna see. Pose with a comb and hair dryer or something.
ham,Yes:)sura in sun tv.:)lol.
ham,So the sun is anti sleep medicine.
ham,"Thanks again for your reply today. When is ur visa coming in. And r u still buying the gucci and bags. My sister things are not easy, uncle john also has his own bills so i really need to think about how to make my own money. Later sha."
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ham,U r too much close to my heart. If u go away i will be shattered. Plz stay with me.
ham,"Argh my 3g is spotty, anyway the only thing I remember from the research we did was that province and sterling were the only problem-free places we looked at"
ham,Do well :)all will for little time. Thing of good times ahead:
ham,"Hi Jon, Pete here, Ive bin 2 Spain recently & hav sum dinero left, Bill said u or ur ‘rents mayb interested in it, I hav 12,000pes, so around £48, tb, James."
ham,Yes baby! We can study all the positions of the kama sutra ;)
ham,No shoot me. I'm in the docs waiting room. :/
ham,I'm e person who's doing e sms survey...
ham,Your daily text from me €“ a favour this time
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ham,I will come with karnan car. Please wait till 6pm will directly goto doctor.
ham, what number do u live at? Is it 11?
ham,Ok lor. I ned 2 go toa payoh 4 a while 2 return smth u wan 2 send me there or wat?
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ham,I will take care of financial problem.i will help:)
ham,"Good evening Sir, Al Salam Wahleykkum.sharing a happy news.By the grace of God, i got an offer from Tayseer,TISSCO and i joined.Hope you are fine.Inshah Allah,meet you sometime.Rakhesh,visitor from India."
ham,Just got to  #
ham,PLEASSSSSSSEEEEEE TEL ME V AVENT DONE SPORTSx
ham,"Mmmmm ... I loved waking to your words this morning ! I miss you too, my Love. I hope your day goes well and you are happy. I wait for us to be together again"
ham,Yes there were many sweets
ham,Anything is valuable in only 2 situations: First- Before getting it... Second- After loosing it...
ham,u only send me the contents page...
ham,"Aight that'll work, thanks"
ham,S:)8 min to go for lunch:)
ham,Ok then i'll let him noe later n ask him call u tmr...
ham,Cool. Do you like swimming? I have a pool and jacuzzi at my house.
ham,I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us
ham,Of course. I guess god's just got me on hold right now.
ham,So i could kiss and feel you next to me...
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ham,I am going to sleep. I am tired of travel.
ham,"# , that's all? Guess that's easy enough"
ham,No other Valentines huh? The proof is on your fb page. Ugh I'm so glad I really DIDN'T watch your rupaul show you TOOL!
ham,"New Theory: Argument wins d SITUATION, but loses the PERSON. So dont argue with ur friends just.. . . . kick them & say, I'm always correct.!"
ham,I wud never mind if u dont miss me or if u dont need me.. But u wil really hurt me wen u need me & u dont tell me......... Take care:-)
ham,Yavnt tried yet and never played original either
ham,Well she's in for a big surprise!
ham,Have you heard from this week?
ham,Yo sorry was in the shower sup
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ham,"I do know what u mean,  is the king of not havin credit! I'm goin2bed now. Night night sweet! Only1more sleep! "
ham,Well at this right I'm gonna have to get up and check today's steam sales/pee so text me when you want me to come get you
ham,"Hello lover! How goes that new job? Are you there now? Are you happy? Do you think of me? I wake, my slave and send you a teasing kiss from across the sea"
ham,In sch but neva mind u eat 1st lor..
ham,Surely result will offer:)
ham,"When I was born, GOD said, Oh No! Another IDIOT. When you were born, GOD said, OH No! COMPETITION. Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!"
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ham,"A Boy loved a gal. He propsd bt she didnt mind. He gv lv lttrs, Bt her frnds threw thm. Again d boy decided 2 aproach d gal , dt time a truck was speeding towards d gal. Wn it was about 2 hit d girl,d boy ran like hell n saved her. She asked 'hw cn u run so fast?' D boy replied Boost is d secret of my energy n instantly d girl shouted our energy n Thy lived happily 2gthr drinking boost evrydy Moral of d story:- I hv free msgs:D;): gud ni8"
ham,Do we have any spare power supplies
ham,Now got tv 2 watch meh? U no work today?
ham,"Hey sorry I didntgive ya a a bellearlier hunny,just been in bedbut mite go 2 thepub l8tr if uwana mt up?loads a luv Jenxxx."
ham,Wow v v impressed. Have funs shopping!
ham,Yo come over carlos will be here soon
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ham,"Better than bb. If he wont use it, his wife will or them doctor"
ham,"Probably not, I'm almost out of gas and I get some cash tomorrow"
ham,Got c... I lazy to type... I forgot u in lect... I saw a pouch but like not v nice...
ham,I was slept that time.you there?
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ham,Fffff. Can you text kadeem or are you too far gone
ham,Ok i will tell her to stay out. Yeah its been tough but we are optimistic things will improve this month.
ham,Please da call me any mistake from my side sorry da. Pls da goto doctor.
ham,I like cheap! But i€˜m happy to splash out on the wine if it makes you feel better..
ham,Hey leave it. not a big deal:-) take care.
ham,Also that chat was awesome but don't make it regular unless you can see her in person
ham,Xy trying smth now. U eat already? We havent...
ham,I am thinking of going down to reg for pract lessons.. Flung my advance.. Haha wat time u going?
ham,"Haha awesome, I might need to take you up on that, what you doin tonight?"
ham,"Sir, waiting for your letter."
ham,Was actually about to send you a reminder today. Have a wonderful weekend
ham,Que pases un buen tiempo or something like that
ham,I'm in town now so i'll jus take mrt down later.
ham,"Ok da, i already planned. I wil pick you."
ham,"GOD ASKED, What is forgiveness? A little child gave lovely reply, It is d wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone.. Good night......"
ham,"sry can't talk on phone, with parents"
ham,i can call in  #  min if thats ok
ham,Ya srsly better than yi tho
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ham,"Funny fact Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt, tsunamis 2 arise, hurricanes 2 sway aroundn no 1 teaches hw 2 choose a wife Natural disasters just happens"
ham,"Now, whats your house # again ? And do you have any beer there ?"
ham,He remains a bro amongst bros
ham,No rushing. I'm not working. I'm in school so if we rush we go hungry.
ham,u still got lessons?  u in sch?
ham,WOT U UP 2 J?
ham,"Just arrived, see you in a couple days 3"
ham,No plm i will come da. On the way.
ham,I like dis sweater fr mango but no more my size already so irritating.
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ham,Me too watching surya movie only. . .after 6 pm vijay movie POKKIRI
ham,Mm so you asked me not to call radio
ham,* Was thinking about chuckin ur red green n black trainners 2 save carryin them bac on train
ham,"Hm good morning, headache anyone? :-)"
ham,"New Theory: Argument wins d SITUATION, but loses the PERSON. So dont argue with ur friends just.. . . . kick them & say, I'm always correct.!"
ham,"Aight, I'll get it later"
ham,Hi di is yijue we're meeting at 7 pm at esaplanade tonight.
ham,Dude just saw a parked car with its sunroof popped up. Sux
ham,The length is e same but e top shorter n i got a fringe now. I thk i'm not going liao. Too lazy. Dun wan 2 distract u also.
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ham,K.k.how is your business now?
ham,Haven't heard anything and he's not answering my texts so I'm guessing he flaked. That said the jb is fantastic
ham,Thanx 4 e brownie it's v nice...
ham,Ard 530 like dat lor. We juz meet in mrt station then u dun haf to come out.
ham,Oh k. . I will come tomorrow
ham,LMAO where's your fish memory when I need it?
ham,"Probably not, still going over some stuff here"
ham,No chikku nt yet.. Ya i'm free
ham,"Thank you so much. When we skyped wit kz and sura, we didnt get the pleasure of your company. Hope you are good. We've given you ultimatum oh! We are countin down to aburo. Enjoy! This is the message i sent days ago"
ham,Hey sathya till now we dint meet not even a single time then how can i saw the situation sathya.
ham,Morning only i can ok.
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ham,K. I will sent it again
ham,I'm in a movie. Call me 4 wat?
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,At 4. Let's go to bill millers
ham,What do u want when i come back?.a beautiful necklace as a token of my heart for you.thats what i will give but ONLY to MY WIFE OF MY LIKING.BE THAT AND SEE..NO ONE can give you that.dont call me.i will wait till i come.
ham,We confirm eating at esplanade?
ham,Today my system sh get ready.all is well and i am also in the deep well
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ham,Hey what are you doing. Y no reply pa..
ham,Horrible u eat macs eat until u forgot abt me already rite... U take so long 2 reply. I thk it's more toot than b4 so b prepared. Now wat shall i eat?
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,"Although i told u dat i'm into baig face watches now but i really like e watch u gave cos it's fr u. Thanx 4 everything dat u've done today, i'm touched..."
ham,"I wake up long ago already... Dunno, what other thing?"
ham,Thats cool! Sometimes slow and gentle. Sonetimes rough and hard :)
ham,"Probably, want to pick up more?"
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ham,Helloooo... Wake up..! Sweet morning welcomes You Enjoy This Day with full of joy.. GUD MRNG.
ham,Can you let me know details of fri when u find out cos I'm not in tom or fri. mentionned chinese. Thanks
ham,Can a not?
ham,Omg if its not one thing its another. My cat has worms :/ when does this bad day end?
ham,Well i will watch shrek in 3D!!B)
ham,Well done and ! luv ya all 
ham,I bought the test yesterday. Its something that lets you know the exact day u ovulate.when will get 2u in about 2 to 3wks. But pls pls dont fret. I know u r worried. Pls relax. Also is there anything in ur past history u need to tell me?
ham,O ic lol. Should play 9 doors sometime yo
ham,Lol your always so convincing.
ham,We r outside already.
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ham,Ah you see. You have to be in the lingo. I will let you know wot on earth it is when has finished making it!
ham,"Tonight? Yeah, I'd be down for that"
ham,Have you had a good day? Mine was really busy are you up to much tomorrow night?
ham,Hi. I'm always online on yahoo and would like to chat with you someday
ham,I want to tel u one thing u should not mistake me k THIS IS THE MESSAGE THAT YOU SENT:)
ham,"Yes, i'm small kid.. And boost is the secret of my energy.."
ham,Oh k:)after that placement there ah?
ham,"Get the door, I'm here"
ham,The 2 oz guy is being kinda flaky but one friend is interested in picking up $ #  worth tonight if possible
ham,Also andros ice etc etc
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ham,Some are lasting as much as 2 hours. You might get lucky.
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ham,So u wan 2 come for our dinner tonight a not?
ham,"Dear, will call Tmorrow.pls accomodate."
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ham,R u here yet? I'm wearing blue shirt n black pants.
ham,Dude while were makin those weirdy brownies my sister made awesome cookies. I took pics.
ham,"Go until jurong point, crazy.. Available only in bugis n great world la e buffet... Cine there got amore wat..."
ham,I want kfc its Tuesday. Only buy 2 meals ONLY 2. No gravy. Only 2 Mark. 2!
ham,Good afternoon starshine! How's my boytoy? Does he crave me yet? Ache to see me ? *sips cappuccino* I miss you babe *teasing kiss*
ham,It's é only $140 ard...É rest all ard $180 at least...Which is é price 4 é 2 bedrm ($900)
ham,"I need an 8th but I'm off campus atm, could I pick up in an hour or two?"
ham,"Oh right, ok. I'll make sure that i do loads of work during the day!  got a really nasty cough today and is dry n shot so that should really help it!"
ham,Gud mrng dear hav a nice day
ham,meet you in corporation st outside gap ... you can see how my mind is working!
ham,No you'll just get a headache trying to figure it out. U can trust me to do the math. I promise. O:-)
ham,Dear we are going to our rubber place
ham,Yes:)here tv is always available in work place..
ham,What is important is that you prevent dehydration by giving her enough fluids
ham,Then wat r u doing now? Busy wif work?
ham,Audrie lousy autocorrect
ham,Super msg da:)nalla timing.
ham,HMM yeah if your not too grooved out! And im looking forward to my pound special :)
ham,He telling not to tell any one. If so treat for me hi hi hi
ham,Where are you ? What do you do ? How can you stand to be away from me ? Doesn't your heart ache without me ? Don't you wonder of me ? Don't you crave me ?
ham,Tell me again what your address is
ham,This weekend is fine (an excuse not to do too much decorating)
ham,Dunno lei he neva say...
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,"Oh... Icic... K lor, den meet other day..."
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ham,Babes I think I got ur brolly I left it in English wil bring it in 2mrw 4 u luv Franxx
ham,But i'm surprised she still can guess right lor...
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ham,Going thru a very different feeling.wavering decisions and coping up with the same is the same individual.time will heal everything i believe.
ham,He says hi and to get back to south tampa (preferably at a kegger)
ham,Oh my God. I'm almost home
ham,This single single answers are we fighting? Plus i said am broke and you didnt reply
ham,Aiyah sorry lor... I watch tv watch until i forgot 2 check my phone.
ham,Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss dem!!!
ham,I'm going 4 lunch now wif my family then aft dat i go str 2 orchard lor.
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ham,Go chase after her and run her over while she's crossing the street
ham,If you have belive me. Come to my home.
ham,I.ll hand her my phone to chat wit u
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ham,"The world is running and i am still.maybe all are feeling the same,so be it.or i have to admit,i am mad.then where is the correction?or let me call this is life.and keep running with the world,may be u r also running.lets run."
ham,"Y cant u try new invention to fly..i'm not joking.,"
ham,EY! CALM DOWNON THEACUSATIONS.. ITXT U COS IWANA KNOW WOTU R DOIN AT THEW/END... HAVENTCN U IN AGES..RING ME IF UR UP4 NETHING SAT.LOVE J XXX.
ham,I told her I had a Dr appt next week. She thinks I'm gonna die. I told her its just a check. Nothing to be worried about. But she didn't listen.
ham,Man this bus is so so so slow. I think you're gonna get there before me
ham,Prakesh is there know.
ham,No. Yes please. Been swimming?
ham,Let me know when you've got the money so carlos can make the call
ham,"Sorry my roommates took forever, it ok if I come by now?"
ham,No did you check? I got his detailed message now
ham,Yar but they say got some error.
ham,"Oh, yes, I've just been a little under the weather so i've kind of been coccooning at home"
ham,"Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU & I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people & u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it..."
ham,Are you happy baby ? Are you alright ? Did you take that job ? I hope your fine. I send you a kiss to make you smile from across the sea ... *kiss* *kiss*
ham,Thats cool. i am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.
ham,Apps class varaya elaya.
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ham,TELL HER I SAID NO THANKS.
ham,"Haha... Sounds crazy, dunno can tahan anot..."
ham,Hi Harish's rent has been transfred to ur Acnt.
ham,Hi its me you are probably having too much fun to get this message but i thought id txt u cos im bored! and james has been farting at me all night
ham,I realise you are a busy guy and i'm trying not to be a bother. I have to get some exams outta the way and then try the cars. Do have a gr8 day
ham,Nope but i'll b going 2 sch on fri quite early lor cos mys sis got paper in da morn :-)
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ham,Hope you are feeling great. Pls fill me in. Abiola
ham,You are right though. I can't give you the space you want and need. This is really starting to become an issue. I was going to suggest setting a definite move out--if i'm still there-- after greece. But maybe you are ready and should do it now.
ham,"Not much, just some textin'. How bout you?"
ham,Which channel:-):-):):-).
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ham,No..jst change tat only..
ham,Anything lar then u not going home 4 dinner?
ham,Why must we sit around and wait for summer days to celebrate. Such a magical sight when the worlds dressed in white. Oooooh let there be snow.
ham,Wat's my dear doing? Sleeping ah?
ham,"Sorry, I guess whenever I can get a hold of my connections, maybe an hour or two? I'll text you"
ham,Oh gei. That happend to me in tron. Maybe ill dl it in 3d when its out
ham,Is there a reason we've not spoken this year? Anyways have a great week and all the best in your exam
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ham,I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us
ham,"Just making dinner, you ?"
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ham,My computer just fried the only essential part we don't keep spares of because my idiot roommates looovvve leaving the thing running on full
ham,Missing you too.pray inshah allah
ham,Cos darren say u considering mah so i ask u...
ham,I wont do anything de.
ham,I'm in a movie... Collect car oredi...
ham,What's happening with you. Have you gotten a job and have you begun registration for permanent residency
ham,U gd lor go shopping i got stuff to do. U wan 2 watch infernal affairs a not? Come lar...
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ham,Sorry to be a pain. Is it ok if we meet another night? I spent late afternoon in casualty and that means i haven't done any of y stuff42moro and that includes all my time sheets and that. Sorry. 
ham,K.:)do it at evening da:)urgent:)
ham,"Did I forget to tell you ? I want you , I need you, I crave you ... But most of all ... I love you my sweet Arabian steed ... Mmmmmm ... Yummy"
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ham,Is ur paper today in e morn or aft?
ham,Sounds like a plan! Cardiff is still here and still cold! I'm sitting on the radiator!
ham,* Will be september by then!
ham,Boo what time u get out? U were supposed to take me shopping today. :(
ham,My slave! I want you to take 2 or 3 pictures of yourself today in bright light on your cell phone! Bright light!
ham,Enjoy ur life. . Good night
ham,Din i tell u jus now 420
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ham,You also didnt get na hi hi hi hi hi
ham,Wherre's my boytoy ? :-(
ham,"Er, hello, things didn€˜t quite go to plan €“ is limping slowly home followed by aa and with exhaust hanging off"
ham,I can ask around but there's not a lot in terms of mids up here
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ham,I think asking for a gym is the excuse for lazy people. I jog.
ham,"So check your errors and if you had difficulties, do correction."
ham,"Yeah, we can probably swing by once my roommate finishes up with his girl"
ham,I don't quite know what to do. I still can't get hold of anyone. I cud pick you up bout 7.30pm and we can see if they're in the pub?
ham,So u pay first lar... Then when is da stock comin...
ham,Do you know where my lab goggles went
ham,Be happy there. I will come after noon
ham,Sen told that he is going to join his uncle finance in cbe
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ham,Yo you guys ever figure out how much we need for alcohol? Jay and I are trying to figure out how much we can safely spend on weed
ham,Watching tv lor...
ham,I am in escape theatre now. . Going to watch KAVALAN in a few minutes
ham,What you thinked about me. First time you saw me in class.
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ham,Mine here like all fr china then so noisy.
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ham,No. Thank you. You've been wonderful
ham,A pure hearted person can have a wonderful smile that makes even his/her enemies to feel guilty for being an enemy.. So catch the world with your smile..:) GOODMORNING & HAVE A SMILEY SUNDAY..:)
ham,Hi:)cts employee how are you?
ham,Why tired what special there you had
ham,Was actually sleeping and still might when u call back. So a text is gr8. You rock sis. Will send u a text wen i wake.
ham,Huh so slow i tot u reach long ago liao... U 2 more days only i 4 more leh...
ham,Quite lor. But dun tell him wait he get complacent...
ham,I wont get concentration dear you know you are my mind and everything :-)
ham,What time do u get out?
ham,I notice you like looking in the mirror youre turning into a right freak
ham,So what u doing today?
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ham,"Sorry, left phone upstairs. OK, might be hectic but would be all my birds with one fell swoop. It's a date."
ham,As usual u can call me ard 10 smth.
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ham,Hows the pain dear?y r u smiling?
ham,Lovely smell on this bus and it ain't tobacco... 
ham,Are you going to wipro interview today?
ham,Going for dinner.msg you after.
ham,Hi. Wk been ok - on hols now! Yes on for a bit of a run. Forgot that i have hairdressers appointment at four so need to get home n shower beforehand. Does that cause prob for u?
ham,Hey now am free you can call me.
ham,Lol boo I was hoping for a laugh
ham,"see, i knew giving you a break a few times woul lead to you always wanting to miss curfew. I was gonna gibe you 'til one, but a MIDNIGHT movie is not gonna get out til after 2. You need to come home. You need to getsleep and, if anything, you need to b studdying ear training."
ham,Shall I bring us a bottle of wine to keep us amused? Only joking! I€˜ll bring one anyway
ham,Hey no I ad a crap nite was borin without ya 2 boggy with me u boring biatch! Thanx but u wait til nxt time il ave ya 
ham,"Nah can't help you there, I've never had an iphone"
ham,I am waiting machan. Call me once you free.
ham,"Received, understood n acted upon!"
ham,Don know..wait i will check it.
ham,what are your new years plans?
ham,No it was cancelled yeah baby! Well that sounds important so i understand my darlin give me a ring later on this fone love Kate x
ham,Just sleeping..and surfing
ham,Yes just finished watching days of our lives. I love it.
ham,Thanx 4 2day! U r a goodmate I THINK UR RITE SARY! ASUSUAL!1 U CHEERED ME UP! LOVE U FRANYxxxxx
ham,"No we put party 7 days a week and study lightly, I think we need to draw in some custom checkboxes so they know we're hardcore"
ham,It does it on its own. Most of the time it fixes my spelling. But sometimes it gets a completely diff word. Go figure
ham,Yup... I havent been there before... You want to go for the yoga? I can call up to book 
ham,Helloooo... Wake up..! Sweet morning welcomes You Enjoy This Day with full of joy.. GUD MRNG.
ham,Here got lots of hair dresser fr china.
ham,I am great! How are you?
ham,Doesn't g have class early tomorrow and thus shouldn't be trying to smoke at  #
ham,That's y u haf 2 keep me busy...
ham,Whens your radio show?
ham,What * u wearing?
ham,Yup having my lunch buffet now.. U eat already?
ham,Yar lor wait 4 my mum 2 finish sch then have lunch lor... I whole morning stay at home clean my room now my room quite clean... Hee...
ham,I can take you at like noon
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ham,So when do you wanna gym harri
ham,Do u all wan 2 meet up n combine all the parts? How's da rest of da project going?
ham,";-( oh well, c u later"
ham,Pls confirm the time to collect the cheque.
ham,Dnt worry...use ice pieces in a cloth pack.also take 2 tablets.
ham,Love it! The girls at the office may wonder why you are smiling but sore...
ham,I sent them. Do you like?
ham,"Spoke with uncle john today. He strongly feels that you need to sacrifice to keep me here. He's going to call you. When he does, i beg you to just listen. Dont make any promises or make it clear things are not easy. And i need you to please let us work things out. As long as i keep expecting help, my creativity will be stifled so pls just keep him happy, no promises on your part."
ham,I tagged MY friends that you seemed to count as YOUR friends.
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ham,U call me alter at 11 ok.
ham,Po de :-):):-):-):-). No need job aha.
ham,Yeah but which is worse for i
ham,"Whats that coming over the hill..... Is it a monster! Hope you have a great day. Things r going fine here, busy though! "
ham,S.i think he is waste for rr..
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ham,Yup
ham,Didn't you get hep b immunisation in nigeria.
ham,"Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish. As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there. She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife, My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... ' NAKED...!"
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ham,No problem baby. Is this is a good time to talk? I called and left a message.
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ham,Me too. Mark is taking forever to pick up my prescription and the pain is coming back.
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ham,Ever green quote ever told by Jerry in cartoon A Person Who Irritates u Always Is the one Who Loves u Vry Much But Fails to Express It...!..!! :-) :-) gud nyt
ham,Nothing just getting msgs by dis name wit different no's..
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ham,Yup i thk cine is better cos no need 2 go down 2 plaza mah.
ham,Is ur paper in e morn or aft tmr?
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ham,You busy or can I come by at some point and figure out what we're doing tomorrow
ham,Don't forget though that I love you .... And I walk beside you. Watching over you and keeping your heart warm.
ham,Wat r u doing now?
ham,O we cant see if we can join denis and mina? Or does denis want alone time
ham,"It€˜s reassuring, in this crazy world."
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ham,Lol you won't feel bad when I use her money to take you out to a steak dinner =D
ham,You can never do NOTHING
ham,Hi juan. Im coming home on fri hey. Of course i expect a welcome party and lots of presents. Ill phone u when i get back. Loads of love nicky x x x x x x x x x
ham,U haven’t lost me ill always b here 4u.i didn’t intend 2 hurt u but I never knew how u felt about me when Iwas+marine&that’s what itried2tell urmom.i careabout u
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ham,"Hey elaine, is today's meeting still on?"
ham,"Oh, the grand is having a bit of a party but it doesn't mention any cover charge so it's probably first come first served"
ham,Ambrith..madurai..met u in arun dha marrge..remembr?
ham,Once free call me sir.
ham,Yeah I don't see why not
ham,Then she buying today? u no need to c meh...
ham,Early bird! Any purchases yet?
ham,Alex knows a guy who sells mids but he's down in south tampa and I don't think I could set it up before like 8
ham,"I’m cool ta luv but v.tired 2 cause i have been doin loads of planning all wk, we have got our social services inspection at the nursery! Take care & spk sn x."
ham,It only does simple arithmetic not percentages.
ham,My phone
ham, gonna let me know cos comes bak from holiday that day.  is coming. Don't4get2text me  number. 
ham,How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
ham,Okie...
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ham,How are you with moneY...as in to you...money aint a thing....how are you sha!
ham,Die... I accidentally deleted e msg i suppose 2 put in e sim archive. Haiz... I so sad...
ham,Tell them the drug dealer's getting impatient
ham,I think the other two still need to get cash but we can def be ready by 9
ham,Don't look back at the building because you have no coat and i don't want you to get more sick. Just hurry home and wear a coat to the gym!!!
ham,Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss dem!!!
ham,"alright babe, justthought i’d sayhey! how u doin?nearly the endof me wk offdam nevamind!We will have 2Hook up sn if uwant m8? loveJen x."
ham,I'm job profile seems like bpo..
ham,"I am in tirupur da, once you started from office call me."
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ham,When you are big..| God will bring success.
ham,Hows the champ just leaving glasgow!
ham,Got smaller capacity one? Quite ex...
ham,"No worries, hope photo shoot went well. have a spiffing fun at workage. "
ham,K.k:)apo k.good movie.
ham,"I wasn't well babe, i have swollen glands at my throat ... What did you end up doing ?"
ham,Leave it de:-). Start Prepare for next:-)..
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ham,I got a call from a landline number. . . I am asked to come to anna nagar . . . I will go in the afternoon
ham,SO IS TH GOWER MATE WHICH IS WHERE I AM!?! HOW R U MAN? ALL IS GOOD IN WALES ILL B BACK ‘MORROW. C U THIS WK? WHO WAS THE MSG 4? – RANDOM!
ham,Yes but can we meet in town cos will go to gep and then home. You could text at bus stop. And don't worry we'll have finished by march ... ish!
ham,Roger that. We€˜re probably going to rem in about 20
ham,Yun buying... But school got offer 2000 plus only...
ham,Hmmm...k...but i want to change the field quickly da:-)i wanna get system administrator or network administrator..
ham,"Hey , is * rite u put »10 evey mnth is that all?"
ham,"We are hoping to get away by 7, from Langport. You still up for town tonight?"
ham,"She was supposed to be but couldn't make it, she's still in town though"
ham,I can't make it tonight
ham,"K so am I, how much for an 8th? Fifty?"
ham,"K, wat s tht incident?"
ham,S now only i took tablets . Reaction morning only.
ham,I'm now but have to wait till 2 for the bus to pick me.
ham,His bday real is in april .
ham,K. I will sent it again
ham,He says he'll give me a call when his friend's got the money but that he's definitely buying before the end of the week
ham,Then u ask dad to pick u up lar... u wan 2 stay until 6 meh...
ham,Yup... How u noe leh...
ham,Wot u up 2 u weirdo?
ham,And whenever you and i see we can still hook up too.
ham,How do you guys go to see movies on your side.
ham,I dont know what to do to come out of this so only am ask questions like this dont mistake me.
ham,Shopping? Eh ger i toking abt syd leh...Haha
ham,"The guy (kadeem) hasn't been selling since the break, I know one other guy but he's paranoid and doesn't like selling without me there and I can't be up there til late tonight"
ham,Even i cant close my eyes you are in me our vava playing umma :-D
ham,Our ride equally uneventful - not too many of those pesky cyclists around at that time of night ;).
ham,I went to ur hon lab but no one is there.
ham,I will come tomorrow di
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ham,Where is it. Is there any opening for mca.
ham,"Night sweet, sleep well! I've just been to see The Exorcism of Emily Rose and may never sleep again! Hugs and snogs! "
ham,I want to be inside you every night...
ham,Msgs r not time pass.They silently say that I am thinking of U right now and also making U think of me at least 4 a moment. Gd nt.swt drms @Shesil
ham,Actually getting ready to leave the house.
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ham,No probs hon! How u doinat the mo?
ham,Nice.nice.how is it working?
ham,Thk some of em find wtc too far... Weiyi not goin... E rest i dunno yet... R ur goin 4 dinner den i might b able to join...
ham,"Thursday night? Yeah, sure thing, we'll work it out then"
ham,Unless it's a situation where YOU GO GURL would be more appropriate
ham,"Goodmorning, today i am late for 2hrs. Because of back pain."
ham,Its a part of checking IQ
ham,Thank You meet you monday
ham,Did u receive my msg?
ham,We have pizza if u want
ham,Or u go buy wif him then i meet u later can?
ham,Annoying isn't it.
ham,Should I be stalking u?
ham,No da..today also i forgot..
ham,"Coffee cake, i guess..."
ham,hiya hows it going in sunny africa? hope u r avin a good time. give that big old silver back a big kiss from me.
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,I will spoil you in bed as well :)
ham,Are you in castor? You need to see something
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ham,Havent planning to buy later. I check already lido only got 530 show in e afternoon. U finish work already?
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ham,....photoshop makes my computer shut down.
ham,"(And my man carlos is definitely coming by mu tonight, no excuses)"
ham,"Haha better late than ever, any way I could swing by?"
ham,I don't run away frm u... I walk slowly & it kills me that u don't care enough to stop me...
ham,So no messages. Had food?
ham,I have a sore throat. It's scratches when I talk
ham,Y?WHERE U AT DOGBREATH? ITS JUST SOUNDING LIKE JAN C THAT’S AL!!!!!!!!!
ham,Now get step 2 outta the way. Congrats again.
ham,"Got hella gas money, want to go on a grand nature adventure with galileo in a little bit?"
ham,Tell my  bad character which u Dnt lik in me. I'll try to change in  # . I ll add tat 2 my new year resolution. Waiting for ur reply.Be frank...good morning.
ham,Should i send you naughty pix? :)
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ham,Haha... Yup hopefully  we will lose a few kg by mon. after hip hop can go orchard and weigh again
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ham,Ok... The theory test? when are u going to book? I think it's on 21 may. Coz thought wanna go out with jiayin. But she isnt free
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ham,Oh :-)only 4 outside players allowed to play know
ham,yeah sure thing mate haunt got all my stuff sorted but im going sound anyway promoting hex for .by the way who is this? dont know number. Joke
ham,Oh ok i didnt know what you meant. Yep i am baby jontin
ham,Friends that u can stay on fb chat with
ham,Hmm .. Bits and pieces lol ... *sighs* ...
ham,"Just sent again. Do you scream and moan in bed, princess?"
ham,Yeah do! Don€˜t stand to close tho- you€˜ll catch something!
ham,Can do lor...
ham,Where do you need to go to get it?
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ham,You call him and tell now infront of them. Call him now.
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ham,u wait 4 me in sch i finish ard 5..
ham,Get ready for  #  inches of pleasure...
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ham,"Ah, well that confuses things, doesn€˜t it?"
ham,Now i'm going for lunch.
ham,No..its ful of song lyrics..
ham,Think you sent the text to the home phone. That cant display texts. If you still want to send it his number is
ham,Lol no. I just need to cash in my nitros. Hurry come on before I crash out!
ham,S:-)kallis wont play in first two odi:-)
ham,Every day i use to sleep after  #  so only.
ham,I went to project centre
ham,The whole car appreciated the last two! Dad and are having a map reading semi argument but apart from that things are going ok. P.
ham,Are there TA jobs available? Let me know please cos i really need to start working
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ham,And also I've sorta blown him off a couple times recently so id rather not text him out of the blue looking for weed
ham,Where is that one day training:-)
ham,Hey what happen de. Are you alright.
ham,I dont know exactly could you ask chechi.
ham,i cant talk to you now.i will call when i can.dont keep calling.
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ham,"Just dropped em off, omw back now"
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ham,I will lick up every drop :) are you ready to use your mouth as well?
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ham,Are you plans with your family set in stone ?
ham,So u workin overtime nigpun?
ham,"Ok. Not much to do here though. H&M Friday, cant wait. Dunno wot the hell im gonna do for another 3 weeks! Become a slob- oh wait, already done that! "
ham, and  picking them up from various points
ham,Shopping lor. Them raining mah hard 2 leave orchard.
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ham,Oh k...i'm watching here:)
ham,Yes princess! I want to make you happy...
ham,They released vday shirts and when u put it on it makes your bottom half naked instead of those white underwear.
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ham,Ummmmmaah Many many happy returns of d day my dear sweet heart.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear
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ham,watever reLation u built up in dis world only thing which remains atlast iz lonlines with lotz n lot memories! feeling..
ham,K. I will sent it again
ham,Ryder unsold.now gibbs.
ham,Tell where you reached
ham,Dude sux for snake. He got old and raiden got buff
ham,Sday only joined.so training we started today:)
ham,"Hey there! Glad u r better now. I hear u treated urself to a digi cam, is it good? We r off at 9pm. Have a fab new year, c u in coupla wks!"
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ham,Is there coming friday is leave for pongal?do you get any news from your work place.
ham,No drama Pls.i have had enough from you and family while i am struggling in the hot sun in a strange place.No reason why there should be an ego of not going 'IF NOT INVITED' when actually its necessity to go.wait for very serious reppurcussions.
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ham,"I'm not sure, I was just checking out what was happening around the area"
ham,I will come tomorrow di
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ham,And several to you sir.
ham,I'm done oredi...
ham,"Alright, we're all set here, text the man"
ham,Lul im gettin some juicy gossip at the hospital. Two nurses are talking about how fat they are gettin. And one thinks shes obese. Oyea.
ham,ok. I am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.
ham,"Hmmm.. Thk sure got time to hop ard... Ya, can go 4 free abt... Muz call u to discuss liao... "
ham,Finish already... Yar they keep saying i mushy... I so embarrassed ok...
ham,Delhi and chennai still silent.
ham,Dunno i juz askin cos i got a card got 20% off 4 a salon called hair sense so i tot it's da one u cut ur hair. 
ham,Thank u!
ham,Ok.ok ok..then..whats ur todays plan
ham,Hi its in durban are you still on this number
ham,"I guess that's why you re worried. You must know that there's a way the body repairs itself. And i'm quite sure you shouldn't worry. We'll take it slow. First the tests, they will guide when your ovulation is then just relax. Nothing you've said is a reason to worry but i.ll keep on followin you up."
ham,"Haha, just what I was thinkin"
ham,On ma way to school. Can you pls send me ashley's number
ham,Yes. Rent is very expensive so its the way we save.
ham,Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain Smile when sum1 Hurts U Smile becoz SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling!!
ham,Yo chad which gymnastics class do you wanna take? The site says Christians class is full..
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ham,Sorry da. I gone mad so many pending works what to do.
ham,Feb  #  is I LOVE U day. Send dis to all ur VALUED FRNDS evn me. If 3 comes back u'll gt married d person u luv! If u ignore dis u will lose ur luv 4 Evr
ham,Call him and say you not coming today ok and tell them not to fool me like this ok
ham,"Yeah work is fine, started last week, all the same stuff as before, dull but easy and guys are fun!"
ham,Yes we were outside for like 2 hours. And I called my whole family to wake them up cause it started at 1 am
ham,You see the requirements please
ham,"We made it! Eta at taunton is 12:30 as planned, hope that€˜s still okday?! Good to see you! :-xx"
ham,Pandy joined 4w technologies today.he got job..
ham,Apo all other are mokka players only
ham,Yeah just open chat and click friend lists. Then make the list. Easy as pie
ham,But I'm on a diet. And I ate 1 too many slices of pizza yesterday. Ugh I'm ALWAYS on a diet.
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ham,I'll probably be by tomorrow (or even later tonight if something's going on)
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ham,Hi Dear Call me its urgnt. I don't know whats your problem. You don't want to work or if you have any other problem at least tell me. Wating for your reply.
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ham,You call times job today ok umma and ask them to speed up
ham,I'm awake oh. What's up.
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ham,Still i have not checked it da. . .
ham,Tmrw. Im finishing 9 doors
ham,1 I don't have her number and 2 its gonna be a massive pain and i'd rather not get involved if that's possible
ham,No:-)i got rumour that you going to buy apartment in chennai:-)
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ham,"Oops - am at my mum's in somerset... Bit far! Back tomo, see you soon x"
ham,Went to pay rent. So i had to go to the bank to authorise the payment.
ham,U don't remember that old commercial?
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ham,No. Its not specialisation. Can work but its slave labor. Will look for it this month sha cos no shakara 4 beggar.
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ham,Then u better go sleep.. Dun disturb u liao.. U wake up then msg me lor..
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ham,Aiyo a bit pai seh u noe... Scared he dun rem who i am then die... Hee... But he become better lookin oredi leh...
ham,How u doin baby girl ?? hope u are okay every time I call ure phone is off! I miss u get in touch
ham,"No, I was trying it all weekend ;V"
ham,Gibbs unsold.mike hussey
ham,You made my day. Do have a great day too.
ham,1's reach home call me.
ham,I'm glad. You are following your dreams.
ham,Howz pain?hope u r fine..
ham,Well there's a pattern emerging of my friends telling me to drive up and come smoke with them and then telling me that I'm a weed fiend/make them smoke too much/impede their doing other things so you see how I'm hesitant
ham,THIS IS A LONG SHOWR
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ham,Did u find out what time the bus is at coz i need to sort some stuff out.
ham,How come i din c u... Yup i cut my hair...
ham,"Had the money issue weigh me down but thanks to you, I can breathe easier now. I.ll make sure you dont regret it. Thanks."
ham,Ok
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ham,"Like I made him throw up when we were smoking in our friend's car one time, it was awesome"
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ham,Well its not like you actually called someone a punto. That woulda been worse.
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ham,"Yes, princess. Toledo."
ham,I'm going for bath will msg you next  #  min..
ham,Kay... Since we are out already 
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ham,Yup i thk they r e teacher said that will make my face look longer. Darren ask me not 2 cut too short.
ham,Oh that was a forwarded message. I thought you send that to me
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ham,Ok ok take care. I can understand.
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ham,But am going to college pa. What to do. are else ill come there it self. Pa.
ham," says that he's quitting at least5times a day so i wudn't take much notice of that. Nah, she didn't mind. Are you gonna see him again? Do you want to come to taunton tonight? U can tell me all about !"
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
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ham,"OH MR SHEFFIELD! You wanna play THAT game, okay. You're the boss and I'm the nanny. You give me a raise and I'll give YOU one!!"
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ham,"Do whatever you want. You know what the rules are. We had a talk earlier this week about what had to start happening, you showing responsibility. Yet, every week it's can i bend the rule this way? What about that way? Do whatever. I'm tired of having thia same argument with you every week. And a  #  movie DOESNT inlude the previews. You're still getting in after 1."
ham,If I get there before you after your ten billion calls and texts so help me god
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ham,Cuz ibored. And don wanna study
ham,Do you like shaking your booty on the dance floor?
ham,"Er yeah, i will b there at 15:26, sorry! Just tell me which pub/cafe to sit in and come wen u can"
ham,Its  # k here oh. Should i send home for sale.
ham,Feel Yourself That You Are Always Happy.. Slowly It Becomes Your Habit & Finally It Becomes Part Of Your Life.. Follow It.. Happy Morning & Have A Happy Day:)
ham,Take us out shopping and Mark will distract Isaiah.=D
ham,Lol no ouch but wish i'd stayed out a bit longer
ham,Well I'm going to be an aunty!
ham,WHORE YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
ham,Wishing you a beautiful day. Each moment revealing even more things to keep you smiling. Do enjoy it.
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ham,No I don't have cancer. Moms making a big deal out of a regular checkup aka pap smear
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ham,Which is why i never wanted to tell you any of this. Which is why i'm so short with you and on-edge as of late.
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,"Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld & they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:if it is made by my students,this wont even start........ Datz confidence.."
ham,"Me not waking up until 4 in the afternoon, sup"
ham,"Yeah, don't go to bed, I'll be back before midnight"
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ham,My sis is catching e show in e afternoon so i'm not watching w her. So c u wan 2 watch today or tmr lor.
ham,You available now? I'm like right around hillsborough &  # th
ham,"I'm in a meeting, call me later at"
ham,What happen to her tell the truth
ham,Maybe you should find something else to do instead???
ham,U still painting ur wall?
ham,For many things its an antibiotic and it can be used for chest abdomen and gynae infections even bone infections.
ham,"Miss ya, need ya, want ya, love ya."
ham,"House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on  # th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?"
ham,Now that you have started dont stop. Just pray for more good ideas and anything i see that can help you guys i.ll forward you a link.
ham,"A famous quote : when you develop the ability to listen to 'anything' unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means you are ......... 'MARRIED'"
ham,Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish.
ham,"Babe! How goes that day ? What are you up to ? I miss you already, my Love ... * loving kiss* ... I hope everything goes well."
ham,"U so lousy, run already come back then half dead... Hee..."
ham,Where u been hiding stranger?
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ham,No messages on her phone. I'm holding it now
ham,I'm on my way home. Went to change batt 4 my watch then go shop a bit lor.
ham,"Dont worry, 1 day very big lambu ji vl come..til then enjoy batchlor party:-)"
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ham,Hi did u decide wot 2 get 4 his bday if not ill prob jus get him a voucher frm virgin or sumfing 
ham,Can i meet u at 5.. As 4 where depends on where u wan 2 in lor..
ham,Dunno lei... I might b eatin wif my frens... If u wan to eat then i wait 4 u lar
ham,I ain't answerin no phone at what is actually a pretty reasonable hour but I'm sleepy
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ham,Sac needs to carry on:)
ham,How come she can get it? Should b quite diff to guess rite...
ham,"Dear,shall mail tonite.busy in the street,shall update you tonite.things are looking ok.varunnathu edukkukayee raksha ollu.but a good one in real sense."
ham,Hanging out with my brother and his family
ham,"Hmmm ... I thought we said 2 hours slave, not 3 ... You are late ... How should I punish you ?"
ham,No da. I am happy that we sit together na
ham,Lolnice. I went from a fish to ..water.?
ham,alright. Thanks for the advice. Enjoy your night out. I'ma try to get some sleep...
ham,I thought slide is enough.
ham,My house here e sky quite dark liao... If raining then got excuse not 2 run already rite... Hee...
ham,I hope you that's the result of being consistently intelligent and kind. Start asking him about practicum links and keep your ears open and all the best. ttyl
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ham,Hurt me... Tease me... Make me cry... But in the end of my life when i die plz keep one rose on my grave and say STUPID I MISS U.. HAVE A NICE DAY BSLVYL
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ham,A swt thought: Nver get tired of doing little things 4 lovable persons.. Coz..somtimes those little things occupy d biggest part in their Hearts.. Gud ni8
ham,"You have come into my life and brought the sun ..Shiny down on me, warming my heart. Putting a constant smile on my face ... Making me feel loved and cared for"
ham,U dun say so early hor... U c already then say...
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ham,What is the plural of the noun research?
ham,"I hav almost reached. Call, i m unable to connect u."
ham,"Time n Smile r the two crucial things in our life. Sometimes time makes us to forget smile, and sometimes someone's smile makes us to forget time gud noon"
ham,Did you catch the bus ? Are you frying an egg ? Did you make a tea? Are you eating your mom's left over dinner ? Do you feel my Love ?
ham,"Don't worry though, I understand how important it is that I be put in my place with a poorly thought out punishment in the face of the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Brb gonna go kill myself"
ham,K da:)how many page you want?
ham,Howz that persons story
ham,Can. Dunno wat to get 4 her...
ham,Well welp is sort of a semiobscure internet thing
ham,Then u come n pick me at 530 ar?
ham,No current and food here. I am alone also
ham,"I want to show you the world, princess :) how about europe?"
ham,"Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay."
ham,Horrible gal. Me in sch doing some stuff. How come u got mc?
ham,"Babe, I'm back ... Come back to me ..."
ham,Well you told others you'd marry them...
ham,Ha... Then we must walk to everywhere... Cannot take tram. My cousin said can walk to vic market from our hotel 
ham,Change windows logoff sound..
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ham,You were supposed to wake ME up :(
ham,What u mean u almost done? Done wif sleeping? But i tot u going to take a nap.. Yup i send her liao so i'm picking her up at ard 4 smth lor..
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ham,"Gosh that , what a pain. Spose I better come then."
ham,"Dont search love, let love find U. Thats why its called falling in love, bcoz U dont force yourself, U just fall and U know there is smeone to hold U... BSLVYL"
ham,7 lor... Change 2 suntec... Wat time u coming?
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ham,Ill call you evening ill some ideas.
ham,Kind of. Took it to garage. Centre part of exhaust needs replacing. Part ordered n taking it to be fixed tomo morning.
ham,Hey i will be late ah... Meet you at 945+
ham,I know you mood off today
ham,We not watching movie already. Xy wants 2 shop so i'm shopping w her now.
ham,Daddy will take good care of you :)
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ham,"alright, I'll make sure the car is back tonight"
ham,Just send a text. We'll skype later.
ham,Yup ok thanx...
ham,Done it but internet connection v slow and can€˜t send it. Will try again later or first thing tomo.
ham,Here got ur favorite oyster... N got my favorite sashimi... Ok lar i dun say already... Wait ur stomach start rumbling...
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ham,Did u got that persons story
ham,Then u wait 4 me at bus stop aft ur lect lar. If i dun c u then i go get my car then come back n pick u.
ham,God bless.get good sleep my dear...i will pray!
ham,Hey happy birthday...
ham,My supervisor find 4 me one lor i thk his students. I havent ask her yet. Tell u aft i ask her.
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ham,7 at esplanade.. Do u mind giving me a lift cos i got no car today..
ham,Just do what ever is easier for you
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ham,"I€˜ve got some salt, you can rub it in my open wounds if you like!"
ham,Lol u still feeling sick?
ham,Okie
ham,"Cool, text me when you head out"
ham,I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of  # Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. # lacs..thats my prob
ham,Dunno lei shd b driving lor cos i go sch 1 hr oni.
ham,Dun need to use dial up juz open da browser n surf...
ham,Just got outta class gonna go gym.
ham,In xam hall boy asked girl Tell me the starting term for dis answer I can den manage on my own After lot of hesitation n lookin around silently she said THE! intha ponnungale ipaditan;)
ham,I will treasure every moment we spend together...
ham,Meeting u is my work. . . Tel me when shall i do my work tomorrow
ham,Did he just say somebody is named tampa
ham,Ok...
ham,R u comin back for dinner?
ham,I tot it's my group mate... Lucky i havent reply... Wat time do u need to leave... 
ham,Hello! Good week? Fancy a drink or something later?
ham,Finished class where are you.
ham,Imagine Life WITHOUT ME... see.. How fast u are searching me?Don't worry.. l'm always there To disturb U.. Goodnoon..:)
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ham,Hope you are having a great new semester. Do wish you the very best. You are made for greatness.
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ham,Hi msg me:)i'm in office..
ham,They said u dun haf passport or smth like dat.. Or u juz send to my email account..  
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ham,"Abeg, make profit. But its a start. Are you using it to get sponsors for the next event?"
ham,Hi. || Do u want | to join me with sts later? || Meeting them at five. || Call u after class.
ham,"I don't have anybody's number, I still haven't thought up a tactful way to ask alex"
ham,Same as u... Dun wan... Y u dun like me already ah... Wat u doing now? Still eating?
ham,.Please charge my mobile when you get up in morning.
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
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ham,"I can't speak, bcaz mobile have problem. I can listen you but you cann't listen my voice. So i calls you later."
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ham,They will pick up and drop in car.so no problem..
ham,"Tick, tick, tick .... Where are you ? I could die of loneliness you know ! *pouts* *stomps feet* I need you ..."
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ham,thanks for the temales it was wonderful. Thank. Have a great week.
ham,"HI HUN! IM NOT COMIN 2NITE-TELL EVERY1 IM SORRY 4 ME, HOPE U AVA GOODTIME!OLI RANG MELNITE IFINK IT MITE B SORTED,BUT IL EXPLAIN EVERYTHIN ON MON.L8RS.x"
ham,Mum say we wan to go then go... Then she can shun bian watch da glass exhibition... 
ham,"Hi. Hope ur day * good! Back from walk, table booked for half eight. Let me know when ur coming over."
ham,R u saying i should re order the slippers cos i had to pay for returning it.
ham,K:)i will give my kvb acc details:)
ham,Have you started in skye
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ham,Thanks a lot for your wishes on my birthday. Thanks you for making my birthday truly memorable.
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ham,Have a great trip to India. And bring the light to everyone not just with the project but with everyone that is lucky to see you smile. Bye. Abiola
ham,Hey they r not watching movie tonight so i'll prob b home early...
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ham,U don't know how stubborn I am. I didn't even want to go to the hospital. I kept telling Mark I'm not a weak sucker. Hospitals are for weak suckers.
ham,In meeting da. I will call you
ham,What's your room number again? Wanna make sure I'm knocking on the right door
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ham,Yup i'm still having coffee wif my frens... My fren drove she'll give me a lift...
ham,Have you always been saying welp?
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ham,Lol yes. But it will add some spice to your day.
ham,i thought we were doing a king of the hill thing there.
ham,I want to tell you how bad I feel that basically the only times I text you lately are when I need drugs
ham,have you ever had one foot before?
ham,I know but you need to get hotel now. I just got my invitation but i had to apologise. Cali is to sweet for me to come to some english bloke's weddin
ham,"Hmmm... Guess we can go 4 kb n power yoga... Haha, dunno we can tahan power yoga anot... Thk got lo oso, forgot liao..."
ham,My love ! How come it took you so long to leave for Zaher's? I got your words on ym and was happy to see them but was sad you had left. I miss you
ham,"Turns out my friends are staying for the whole show and won't be back til ~ # , so feel free to go ahead and smoke that $ #  worth"
ham,K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:)
ham,Home so we can always chat
ham,Mmm thats better now i got a roast down me! i’d b better if i had a few drinks down me 2! Good indian?
ham,Nope... C u then...
ham,"Trust me. Even if isn't there, its there."
ham,Lol I know! They're so dramatic. Schools already closed for tomorrow. Apparently we can't drive in the inch of snow were supposed to get.
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ham,Ok. I.ll do you right later.
ham,If u sending her home first it's ok lor. I'm not ready yet.
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ham,Whatsup there. Dont u want to sleep
ham,"As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there."
ham,Dont gimme that lip caveboy
ham,Usually the person is unconscious that's in children but in adults they may just behave abnormally. I.ll call you now
ham,Ugh its been a long day. I'm exhausted. Just want to cuddle up and take a nap
ham,Huh i cant thk of more oredi how many pages do we have?
ham,Pls come quick cant bare this.
ham,Is fujitsu s series lifebook good?
ham,I pocked you up there before
ham,Sending you greetings of joy and happiness. Do have a gr8 evening
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ham,Huh so early.. Then u having dinner outside izzit?
ham,Jesus armand really is trying to tell everybody he can find
ham,"Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Gud mrng"
ham,either way works for me. I am  #  years old. Hope that doesnt bother you.
ham,soon you will have the real thing princess! Do i make you wet? :)
ham,Me hungry buy some food good lei... But mum n yun dun wan juz buy a little bit... 
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ham, DECIMAL m but its not a common car here so its better to buy from china or asia. Or if i find it less expensive. I.ll holla
ham,Please reserve ticket on saturday eve from chennai to thirunelvali and again from tirunelvali to chennai on sunday eve...i already see in net..no ticket available..i want to book ticket through tackle ..
ham,Or just do that 6times
ham,"Depends on quality. If you want the type i sent boye, faded glory, then about 6. If you want ralphs maybe 2"
ham,My uncles in Atlanta. Wish you guys a great semester.
ham,Pathaya enketa maraikara pa'
ham,"Poyyarikatur,kolathupalayam,unjalur post,erode dis, # ."
ham,Smith waste da.i wanna gayle.
ham,Hi good mornin.. Thanku wish u d same..
ham,Whatsup there. Dont u want to sleep
ham,... and don€˜t worry we€˜ll have finished by march ... ish!
ham,Wewa is 130. Iriver 255. All 128 mb.
ham,Tomarrow i want to got to court. At  DECIMAL . So you come to bus stand at 9.
ham,She.s good. She was wondering if you wont say hi but she.s smiling now. So how are you coping with the long distance
ham,I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of  # Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. # lacs..thats my prob
ham,Great! I have to run now so ttyl!
ham,You all ready for * big day tomorrow?
ham,Nope i waiting in sch 4 daddy... 
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ham,"Awesome, plan to get here any time after like  # , I'll text you details in a wee bit"
ham,Oh thats late! Well have a good night and i will give u a call tomorrow. Iam now going to go to sleep night night
ham,I'm not driving... Raining! Then i'll get caught at e mrt station lor.
ham,There is os called ubandu which will run without installing in hard disk...you can use that os to copy the important files in system and give it to repair shop..
ham,Quite late lar... Ard 12 anyway i wun b drivin...
ham,Are you free now?can i call now?
ham,"Ok thats cool. Its , just off either raglan rd or edward rd. Behind the cricket ground. Gimme ring when ur closeby see you tuesday."
ham,Am i that much dirty fellow?
ham,"Yep, at derek's house now, see you Sunday 3"
ham,I don't want you to leave. But i'm barely doing what i can to stay sane. fighting with you constantly isn't helping.
ham,I'm at bruce & fowler now but I'm in my mom's car so I can't park (long story)
ham,How are you doing? Hope you've settled in for the new school year. Just wishin you a gr8 day
ham,"Sorry I flaked last night, stuff is seriously goin down with my roommate, what you up to tonight?"
ham,Everybody had fun this evening. Miss you.
ham,I came hostel. I m going to sleep. Plz call me up before class. Hrishi.
ham,From someone not to smoke when every time I've smoked in the last two weeks is because of you calling or texting me that you wanted to smoke
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ham,Thanks for this hope you had a good day today
ham,Aight sorry I take ten years to shower. What's the plan?
ham,"Hi, my love! How goes that day? This morning I woke and dropped my cell on the way down the stairs but it seems alright ... *phews* I miss you !"
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ham,i dnt wnt to tlk wid u
ham,Good evening! this is roger. How are you?
ham,"Just got some gas money, any chance you and the gang want to go on a grand nature adventure?"
ham,Lmao you know me so well...
ham,Baaaaabe! I misss youuuuu ! Where are you ? I have to go and teach my class at 5 ...
ham,Yes. I come to nyc for audiitions and am trying to relocate.
ham,"Ha. You don€˜t know either. I did a a clever but simple thing with pears the other day, perfect for christmas."
ham,I borrow ur bag ok.
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ham,"Come around  DECIMAL pm vikky..i'm otside nw, il come by tht time"
ham,I'm at home. Please call
ham,Ugh I'm resubbing to eve
ham,"Happy new year to u and ur family...may this new year bring happiness , stability and tranquility to ur vibrant colourful life:):)"
ham,Yes da. Any plm at ur office
ham,"K, wen ur free come to my home and also tel vikky i hav sent mail to him also.. Better come evening il be free today aftr 6pm..:-)"
ham,"No, but you told me you were going, before you got drunk!"
ham,What can i do? Might accidant tookplace between somewhere ghodbandar rd. Traffic moves slovely. So plz slip & don't worry.
ham,"Sure, if I get an acknowledgement from you that it's astoundingly tactless and generally bad to demand a blood oath fo"
ham,Okie u wan meet at bishan? Cos me at bishan now. I'm not driving today.
ham,Ok no prob... I'll come after lunch then...
ham,Thats cool princess! I will cover your face in hot sticky cum :)
ham,Ok lor...
ham,Eat at old airport road... But now 630 oredi... Got a lot of pple...
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ham,Cool. I am  #  inches long. hope you like them big!
ham,"Not yet chikku..going to room nw, i'm in bus.."
ham,"Ah, well that confuses things, doesnt it? I thought was friends with now. Maybe i did the wrong thing but i already sort of invited -tho he may not come cos of money."
ham,"that would be good ... I'll phone you tomo lunchtime, shall I, to organise something?"
ham,U should have made an appointment
ham,Ok im not sure what time i finish tomorrow but i wanna spend the evening with you cos that would be vewy vewy lubly! Love me xxx
ham,Yeah so basically any time next week you can get away from your mom & get up before 3
ham,"How is my boy? No sweet words left for me this morning ... *sighs* ... How goes you day, my love ? Did you start your studying?"
ham,Lol ... I really need to remember to eat when I'm drinking but I do appreciate you keeping me company that night babe *smiles*
ham,I'm coming home 4 dinner.
ham,Come by our room at some point so we can iron out the plan for this weekend
ham,Its sunny in california. The weather's just cool
ham,"Kate jackson rec center before 7ish, right?"
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ham,"House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on  # th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office.."
ham,"Watching cartoon, listening music & at eve had to go temple & church.. What about u?"
ham,"Sweet, we may or may not go to 4U to meet carlos so gauge patty's interest in that"
ham,I love ya too but try and budget your money better babe. Gary would freak on me if he knew
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ham,Will be out of class in a few hours. Sorry
ham,Haha i think i did too
ham,Long after I quit. I get on only like 5 minutes a day as it is.
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ham,It has issues right now. Ill fix for her by tomorrow.
ham,"Its so common hearin How r u? Wat r u doing? How was ur day? So let me ask u something different. Did u smile today? If not, do it now.... Gud evng."
ham,cud u tell ppl im gona b a bit l8 cos 2 buses hav gon past cos they were full & im still waitin 4 1. Pete x
ham,Yar lor... How u noe? U used dat route too?
ham,I sent lanre fakeye's Eckankar details to the mail box
ham,Is xy in ur car when u picking me up?
ham,I love you both too :-)
ham,Ok but knackered. Just came home and went to sleep! Not good at this full time work lark.
ham,Watching ajith film ah?
ham,I reach home safe n sound liao...
ham,I am taking you for italian food. How about a pretty dress with no panties? :)
ham,What to think no one saying clearly. Ok leave no need to ask her. I will go if she come or not
ham,Yup... From what i remb... I think should be can book... 
ham,"Japanese Proverb: If one Can do it, U too Can do it, If none Can do it,U must do it Indian version: If one Can do it, LET HIM DO it.. If none Can do it,LEAVE it!! And finally Kerala version: If one can do it, Stop him doing it.. If none can do it, Make a strike against it ..."
ham,"Living is very simple.. Loving is also simple.. Laughing is too simple.. Winning is tooo simple.. But, Being 'SIMPLE' is very difficult...;-) :-)"
ham,If you are not coughing then its nothing
ham,Did u fix the teeth?if not do it asap.ok take care.
ham,I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of  # Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. # lacs..thats my prob
ham,All done? All handed in? Celebrations in full swing yet?
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ham,Eek that's a lot of time especially since American Pie is like 8 minutes long. I can't stop singing it.
ham,Okie...
ham,Dear :-/ why you mood off. I cant drive so i brother to drive
ham,Dunno cos i was v late n when i reach they inside already... But we ate spageddies lor... It's e gals who r laughing at me lor...
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ham,Oh god..taken the teeth?is it paining
ham,"That's fine, I'll talk at you about it later then"
ham,The beauty of life is in next second.. which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur life...!! gud n8
ham,The word Checkmate in chess comes from the Persian phrase Shah Maat which means; the king is dead.. Goodmorning.. Have a good day..:)
ham,"There'll be a minor shindig at my place later tonight, you interested?"
ham,I'll be late...
ham,u give me some time to walk there.
ham,"(I should add that I don't really care and if you can't I can at least get this dude to go away but hey, your money if you want it)"
ham,"Hello, my boytoy! I made it home and my constant thought is of you, my love. I hope your having a nice visit but I can't wait till you come home to me ...*kiss*"
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ham,Hope you are having a good week. Just checking in
ham,Its posible dnt live in  # century cm frwd n thnk different
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ham,Hey gals...U all wanna meet 4 dinner at nìte? 
ham,Do you still have the grinder?
ham,Thanks. Fills me with complete calm and reassurance! 
ham,great princess! I love giving and receiving oral. Doggy style is my fave position. How about you? I enjoy making love  #  times per night :)
ham,Ok. Me watching tv too.
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ham,Jus finish my lunch on my way home lor... I tot u dun wan 2 stay in sch today...
ham,u v ma fan...
ham,"'Wnevr i wana fal in luv vth my books, My bed fals in luv vth me..!'' . Yen madodu, nav pretsorginta, nammanna pretsovru important alwa....!!:) Gud eveB-)."
ham,Dude im no longer a pisces. Im an aquarius now.
ham,"I sent you the prices and do you mean the  # g,"
ham,How much she payed. Suganya.
ham,U buy newspapers already?
ham,"Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Gud mrng"
ham,"Yep, the great loxahatchee xmas tree burning of  #  starts in an hour"
ham,K.then any other special?
ham,O shore are you takin the bus
ham,what is your account number?
ham,Oh yes I can speak txt 2 u no! Hmm. Did u get  email?
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ham,"Sir, good morning. Hope you had a good weekend. I called to let you know that i was able to raise  #  from my dad. He however said he would make the rest available by mid feb. This amount is still quite short and i was hoping you would help. Do have a good day. Abiola"
ham,I've got it down to a tea. not sure which flavour
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ham,Don know..he is watching film in computer..
ham,Hi darlin did youPhone me? Im atHome if youwanna chat.
ham,There's someone here that has a year  #  toyota camry like mr olayiwola's own. Mileage is  # k.its clean but i need to know how much will it sell for. If i can raise the dough for it how soon after landing will it sell. Holla back.
ham,Glad to see your reply.
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ham,(You didn't hear it from me)
ham,Yar lor... Keep raining non stop... Or u wan 2 go elsewhere?
ham,Should i buy him a blackberry bold 2 or torch. Should i buy him new or used. Let me know. Plus are you saying i should buy the  # g wifi ipad. And what are you saying about the about the  # g?
ham,i am going to bed now prin
ham,Who u talking about?
ham,Heart is empty without love.. Mind is empty without wisdom.. Eyes r empty without dreams & Life is empty without frnds.. So Alwys Be In Touch. Good night & sweet dreams
ham,What time is ur flight tmr?
ham,What your plan for pongal?
ham,Ummmmmaah Many many happy returns of d day my dear sweet heart.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear
ham,Yes see ya not on the dot
ham,Hey so this sat are we going for the intro pilates only? Or the kickboxing too? 
ham,"The fact that you're cleaning shows you know why i'm upset. Your priority is constantly what i want to do, not what i need to do."
ham,I like to think there's always the possibility of being in a pub later.
ham,No. I dont want to hear anything
ham,Goodo! Yes we must speak friday - egg-potato ratio for tortilla needed! 
ham,We walked from my moms. Right on stagwood pass right on winterstone left on victors hill. Address is #
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ham,"Nah man, my car is meant to be crammed full of people"
ham,"Madam,regret disturbance.might receive a reference check from DLF Premarica.kindly be informed.Rgds,Rakhesh,Kerala."
ham,Your gonna have to pick up a $1 burger for yourself on your way home. I can't even move. Pain is killing me.
ham,"yeah, that's what I was thinking"
ham,"Wait, do you know if wesleys in town? I bet she does hella drugs!"
ham,"Aiyo... U always c our ex one... I dunno abt mei, she haven reply... First time u reply so fast... Y so lucky not workin huh, got bao by ur sugardad ah...gee.. "
ham,I can make lasagna for you... vodka...
ham,When should I come over?
ham,No it's waiting in e car dat's bored wat. Cos wait outside got nothing 2 do. At home can do my stuff or watch tv wat.
ham,Hey tmr meet at bugis 930 ?
ham,Where are you ? You said you would be here when I woke ... :-(
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ham,G.W.R
ham,K:)all the best:)congrats...
ham,Gokila is talking with you aha:)
ham,Thx. All will be well in a few months
ham,My superior telling that friday is leave for all other department except ours:)so it will be leave for you:)any way call waheed fathima hr and conform it:)
ham,"Wa, ur openin sentence very formal... Anyway, i'm fine too, juz tt i'm eatin too much n puttin on weight...Haha... So anythin special happened?"
ham,"Whenevr ur sad, Whenevr ur gray, Remembr im here 2 listn 2 watevr u wanna say, Jus walk wid me a little while,& I promise I'll bring back ur smile.:-)"
ham,* Am on my way
ham,Still in customer place
ham,"Sir Goodmorning, Once free call me."
ham,"Hello. No news on job, they are making me wait a fifth week! Yeah im up for some woozles and weasels... In exeter still, but be home about 3. "
ham,Why don't you go tell your friend you're not sure you want to live with him because he smokes too much then spend hours begging him to come smoke
ham,He like not v shock leh. Cos telling shuhui is like telling leona also. Like dat almost all know liao. He got ask me abt ur reaction lor.
ham,That was random saw my old roomate on campus. He graduated
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ham,But really quite funny lor wat... Then u shd haf run shorter distance wat...
ham,Olol i printed out a forum post by a guy with the exact same  prob which was fixed with a gpu replacement. Hopefully they dont ignore that.
ham,I think steyn surely get one wicket:)
ham,Friendship poem: Dear O Dear U R Not Near But I Can Hear Dont Get Fear Live With Cheer No More Tear U R Always my Dear. Gud ni8
ham,If anyone calls for a treadmill say you'll buy it. Make sure its working. I found an ad on Craigslist selling for $ # .
ham,I keep ten rs in my shelf:) buy two egg.
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ham,"Tunde, how are you doing. This is just wishing you a great day. Abiola."
ham,HEY GIRL. HOW R U? HOPE U R WELL ME AN DEL R BAK! AGAIN LONG TIME NO C! GIVE ME A CALL SUM TIME FROM LUCYxx
ham,She left it very vague. She just said she would inform the person in accounting about the delayed rent and that i should discuss with the housing agency about my renting another place. But checking online now and all places around usc are  #  and up
ham,Hahaha..use your brain dear
ham,"Honeybee Said: *I'm d Sweetest in d World* God Laughed & Said: *Wait,U Havnt Met d Person Reading This Msg* MORAL: Even GOD Can Crack Jokes! GM+GN+GE+GN:)"
ham,Today i'm not workin but not free oso... Gee... Thgt u workin at ur fren's shop ? 
ham,"Are you being good, baby? :)"
ham,Babe? You said 2 hours and it's been almost 4 ... Is your internet down ?
ham,Excellent! Wish we were together right now!
ham,"She is our sister.. She belongs 2 our family.. She is d hope of tomorrow.. Pray 4 her,who was fated 4 d Shoranur train incident. Lets hold our hands together & fuelled by love & concern prior 2 her grief & pain. Pls join in dis chain & pass it. STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN."
ham,Better. Made up for Friday and stuffed myself like a pig yesterday. Now I feel bleh. But at least its not writhing pain kind of bleh.
ham,Hurry home. Soup is DONE!
ham,"I'll see, but prolly yeah"
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ham,My battery is low babe
ham,Any pain on urination any thing else?
ham,"Dear, take care. I am just reaching home.love u a lot."
ham,"The house is on the water with a dock, a boat rolled up with a newscaster who dabbles in jazz flute behind the wheel"
ham,Kothi print out marandratha.
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ham,"Yeah I think my usual guy's still passed out from last night, if you get ahold of anybody let me know and I'll throw down"
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ham,Jus finish blowing my hair. U finish dinner already?
ham,"Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind, as the mind easily forgets but the heart will always remember. Wish you Happy Valentines Day!"
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ham,Ok.
ham,And by when you're done I mean now
ham,I just saw ron burgundy captaining a party boat so yeah
ham,"sorry, no, have got few things to do. may be in pub later."
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ham,Yeah. I got a list with only u and Joanna if I'm feeling really anti social
ham,Can help u swoop by picking u up from wherever ur other birds r meeting if u want.
ham,U wan 2 haf lunch i'm in da canteen now.
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ham,Er mw im filled tuth is aight
ham,"I've not called you in a while. This is hoping it was l8r malaria and that you know that we miss you guys. I miss Bani big, so pls give her my love especially. Have a great day."
ham,Like a personal sized or what
ham,"Hi, can i please get a  #  dollar loan from you. I.ll pay you back by mid february. Pls."
ham,Okie...
ham,Its on in engalnd! But telly has decided it won't let me watch it and mia and elliot were kissing! Damn it!
ham,Wat makes u thk i'll fall down. But actually i thk i'm quite prone 2 falls. Lucky my dad at home i ask him come n fetch me already.
ham,Why you Dint come with us.
ham,Havent shopping now lor i juz arrive only
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ham,"Awesome, that gonna be soon or later tonight?"
ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,Not to worry. I'm sure you'll get it.
ham,Got but got 2 colours lor. One colour is quite light n e other is darker lor. Actually i'm done she's styling my hair now.
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ham,Dip's cell dead. So i m coming with him. U better respond else we shall come back.
ham,Guess which pub im in? Im as happy as a pig in clover or whatever the saying is! 
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ham,We can go 4 e normal pilates after our intro...  
ham,K..k..i'm also fine:)when will you complete the course?
ham,My tuition is at 330. Hm we go for the 1120 to 1205 one? Do you mind?
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ham,They did't play one day last year know even though they have very good team.. Like india.
ham,IM GONNA MISS U SO MUCH
ham,Orh i tot u say she now still dun believe.
ham,That seems unnecessarily hostile
ham,It's ok i wun b angry. Msg u aft i come home tonight.
ham,"Wow ... I love you sooo much, you know ? I can barely stand it ! I wonder how your day goes and if you are well, my love ... I think of you and miss you"
ham,X2  # . Are you going to get that
ham,One small prestige problem now.
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ham,i felt so...not any conveying reason.. Ese he... What about me?
ham,Actually I decided I was too hungry so I haven't left yet :V
ham,"sir, you will receive the account no another 1hr time. Sorry for the delay."
ham,Hello madam how are you ?
ham,if you aren't here in the next  #  hours imma flip my lid
ham,"K, wait chikku..il send aftr  # mins"
ham,Mathews or tait or edwards or anderson
ham,"Princess, i like to make love  #  times per night. Hope thats not a problem!"
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ham,Huh means computational science... Y they like dat one push here n there...
ham,"Good good, billy mates all gone. Just been jogging, again! Did enjoy concert?"
ham,Cramps stopped. Going back to sleep
ham,But we havent got da topic yet rite?
ham,Was just about to ask. Will keep this one. Maybe that's why you didn't get all the messages we sent you on glo
ham,Haha... They cant what... At the most tmr forfeit... haha so how?
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ham,"Haha, my friend tyler literally just asked if you could get him a dubsack"
ham,"Damn, can you make it tonight or do you want to just wait til tomorrow"
ham,Well I wasn't available as I washob nobbing with last night so they had to ask Nickey Platt instead of me!;
ham,I got a call from a landline number. . . I am asked to come to anna nagar . . . I will go in the afternoon
ham,"My friend, she's studying at warwick, we've planned to go shopping and to concert tmw, but it may be canceled, havn't seen  for ages, yeah we should get together sometime!"
ham,Ok then no need to tell me anything i am going to sleep good night
ham,So i asked how's anthony. Dad. And your bf
ham,"Mmmmm ... It was sooooo good to wake to your words this morning, my Love!! Mmmm... I love you too, my Lion ... *devouring kiss from across the sea*"
ham,Friendship poem: Dear O Dear U R Not Near But I Can Hear Dont Get Fear Live With Cheer No More Tear U R Always my Dear. Gud ni8
ham,No. I meant the calculation is the same. That  # units at  # . This school is really expensive. Have you started practicing your accent. Because its important. And have you decided if you are doing 4years of dental school or if you'll just do the nmde exam.
ham,Its a big difference.  #  versus  #  every  # hrs
ham,Yeah I imagine he would be really gentle. Unlike the other docs who treat their patients like turkeys.
ham,Oic... Then better quickly go bathe n settle down...
ham,She's fine. Sends her greetings
ham,When you came to hostel.
ham,"Save yourself the stress. If the person has a dorm account, just send your account details and the money will be sent to you."
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ham,"Yup, leaving right now, be back soon"
ham,Okay lor... Will they still let us go a not ah? Coz they will not know until later. We drop our cards into the box right?
ham,Two teams waiting for some players
ham,Some of them told accenture is not confirm. Is it true.
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ham,Great comedy..cant stop laughing da:)
ham,Go fool dont cheat others ok
ham,Please tell me you have some of that special stock you were talking about
ham,Check with nuerologist.
ham,"Solve d Case : A Man Was Found Murdered On  DECIMAL . #  AfterNoon. 1,His wife called Police. 2,Police questioned everyone. 3,Wife: Sir,I was sleeping, when the murder took place. 4.Cook: I was cooking. 5.Gardener: I was picking vegetables. 6.House-Maid: I went 2 d post office. 7.Children: We went 2 play. 8.Neighbour: We went 2 a marriage. Police arrested d murderer Immediately. Who's It? Reply With Reason, If U r Brilliant."
ham,Ha... U jus ate honey ar? So sweet...
ham,Otherwise had part time job na-tuition..
ham,You still around? I could use a half-8th
ham,Y u wan to go there? C doctor?
ham,Good night my dear.. Sleepwell&Take care
ham,As per your request 'Melle Melle (Oru Minnaminunginte Nurungu Vettam)' has been set as your callertune for all Callers. Press *9 to copy your friends Callertune
ham,"Pity, * was in mood for that. So...any other suggestions?"
ham,Joy's father is John. Then John is the NAME of Joy's father. Mandan
ham,I've sent my wife your text. After we buy them she'll tell you what to do. So just relax. We should go get them this wkend.
ham,Is there coming friday is leave for pongal?do you get any news from your work place.
ham,I have a rather prominent bite mark on my right cheek
ham,Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish.
ham,Ok no prob. Take ur time.
ham,"Especially since i talk about boston all up in my personal statement, lol! I woulda changed that if i had realized it said nyc! It says boston now."
ham,Tessy..pls do me a favor. Pls convey my birthday wishes to Nimya..pls dnt forget it. Today is her birthday Shijas
ham,Did you get any gift? This year i didnt get anything. So bad
ham,"Carlos took a while (again), we leave in a minute"
ham,I'm also came to room.
ham,Anytime lor...
ham,Thanx a lot...
ham,You know my old Dom I told you about yesterday ? His name is Roger? He got in touch with me last night and wants me to meet him today at 2 pm
ham,WOT U WANNA DO THEN MISSY?
ham,"Watching cartoon, listening music & at eve had to go temple & church.. What about u?"
ham," said kiss, kiss, i can't do the sound effects! He is a gorgeous man isn't he! Kind of person who needs a smile to brighten his day! "
ham,Mm yes dear look how i am hugging you both. :-P
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ham,"* Was a nice day and, impressively, i was sensible, went home early and now feel fine. Or am i just boring?! When's yours, i can't remember."
ham,"Okies... I'll go yan jiu too... We can skip ard oso, go cine den go mrt one, blah blah blah... "
ham,I'm watching lotr w my sis dis aft. So u wan 2 meet me 4 dinner at nite a not?
ham,Were trying to find a Chinese food place around here
ham,Went fast asleep dear.take care.
ham,I didn't get the second half of that message
ham,Ok. I asked for money how far
ham,"I'm back, lemme know when you're ready"
ham,"Lol ... Oh no babe, I wont be sliding into your place after midnight, but thanks for the invite"
ham,Been running but only managed 5 minutes and then needed oxygen! Might have to resort to the roller option!
ham,YO YO YO BYATCH WHASSUP?
ham,"Tunji, how's the queen? how are you doing. This is just wishing you a great day. Abiola."
ham,I am late. I will be there at
ham,Dunno y u ask me.
ham,So that takes away some money worries
ham,Really do hope the work doesnt get stressful. Have a gr8 day.
ham,Miles and smiles r made frm same letters but do u know d difference..? smile on ur face keeps me happy even though I am miles away from u.. :-)keep smiling.. Good nyt
ham,No let me do the math. Your not good at it.
ham,"Sorry im getting up now, feel really bad- totally rejected that kinda me thing."
ham,Please tell me not all of my car keys are in your purse
ham,Also where's the piece
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ham,Its good to hear from you
ham,"K, fyi I'm back in my parents' place in south tampa so I might need to do the deal somewhere else"
ham,Think I could stop by in like an hour or so? My roommate's looking to stock up for a trip
ham,Not thought bout it... || Drink in tap & spile at seven. || Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. || Ok?
ham,Oh ho. Is this the first time u use these type of words
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ham,Anyway i'm going shopping on my own now. Cos my sis not done yet. Dun disturb u liao.
ham,Is there any training tomorrow?
ham,I meant as an apology from me for texting you to get me drugs at  # at night
ham,K fyi x has a ride early tomorrow morning but he's crashing at our place tonight
ham,"Hey sexy buns ! Have I told you ? I adore you, loverboy. I hope you remember to thank your sister in law for those meatballs *grins* ... i love you, babe"
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ham,Your bill at 3 is £33.65 so thats not bad!
ham,No no:)this is kallis home ground.amla home town is durban:)
ham,Rofl betta invest in some  anti aging products
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ham,u come lt 25 n pass to me lar
ham,I'm wif him now buying tix lar...
ham,Yup he msg me: is tat yijue? Then i tot it's my group mate cos we meeting today mah... I'm askin if u leaving earlier or wat mah cos mayb u haf to walk v far...
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ham,Yup. Thk of u oso boring wat.
ham,In da car park 
ham,"Its ok, if anybody asks abt me, u tel them..:-P"
ham,Eh ur laptop got no stock lei... He say mon muz come again to take a look c got a not...
ham,No calls..messages..missed calls
ham,I dont understand your message.
ham,Huh but i got lesson at 4 lei n i was thinkin of going to sch earlier n i tot of parkin at kent vale...  
ham,I tot u reach liao. He said t-shirt.
ham,Well i know Z will take care of me. So no worries.
ham,Then u go back urself lor...
ham,Are you planning to come chennai?
ham,"Hey sweet, I was wondering when you had a moment if you might come to me ? I want to send a file to someone but it won't go over yahoo for them because their connection sucks, remember when you set up that page for me to go to and download the format disc ? Could you tell me how to do that ? Or do you know some other way to download big files ? Because they can download stuff directly from the internet. Any help would be great, my prey ... *teasing kiss*"
ham,"Ooh, 4got, i'm gonna start belly dancing in moseley weds 6.30 if u want 2 join me, they have a cafe too. "
ham,Hmmm.but you should give it on one day..
ham,Good morning princess! How are you?
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ham,"Don't worry, * is easy once have ingredients!"
ham,Can you call me plz. Your number shows out of coveragd area. I have urgnt call in vasai & have to reach before 4'o clock so call me plz
ham,Dear how you. Are you ok?
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ham,Gam gone after outstanding innings.
ham,"Hello baby, did you get back to your mom's ? Are you setting up the computer now ? Filling your belly ? How goes it loverboy ? I miss you already ... *sighs*"
ham,Haha... can... But i'm having dinner with my cousin...
ham,Sorry * was at the grocers.
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ham,You are not bothering me but you have to trust my answers. Pls.
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ham,"Sorry, I can't help you on this."
ham,"So anyways, you can just go to your gym or whatever, my love *smiles* I hope your ok and having a good day babe ... I miss you so much already"
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ham,U guys never invite me anywhere :(
ham,Ok. There may be a free gym about.
ham,"Hmmm.... Mayb can try e shoppin area one, but forgot e name of hotel..."
ham,Go where n buy? Juz buy when we get there lar.
ham,"Hi this is yijue, can i meet u at 11 tmr?"
ham,Pls i wont belive god.not only jesus.
ham,Then anything special?
ham,Hey... Why dont we just go watch x men and have lunch... Haha 
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ham,"Alright omw, gotta change my order to a half8th"
ham,I tot u outside cos darren say u come shopping. Of course we nice wat. We jus went sim lim look at mp3 player.
ham,Uhhhhrmm isnt having tb test bad when youre sick
ham,Oh... Lk tt den we take e one tt ends at cine lor... Dun wan yogasana oso can... 
ham,Sorry i've not gone to that place. I.ll do so tomorrow. Really sorry.
ham,my ex-wife was not able to have kids. Do you want kids one day?
ham,Dhoni have luck to win some big title.so we will win:)
ham,"Okey doke. I'm at home, but not dressed cos laying around ill! Speak to you later bout times and stuff. "
ham,"Yo, I'm at my parents' gettin cash. Good news: we picked up a downstem"
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ham,"Japanese Proverb: If one Can do it, U too Can do it, If none Can do it,U must do it Indian version: If one Can do it, LET HIM DO it.. If none Can do it,LEAVE it!! And finally Kerala version: If one can do it, Stop him doing it.. If none can do it, Make a strike against it ..."
ham,Die... Now i have e toot fringe again...
ham,"Short But Cute: Be a good person, but dont try to prove it.. .Gud noon...."
ham,Please sen :)my kind advice :-)please come here and try:-)
ham,Okay. I've seen it. So i should pick it on friday?
ham,"Not sure yet, still trying to get a hold of him"
ham,Thanks for loving me so. You rock
ham,Yep then is fine 7.30 or 8.30 for ice age.
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ham,Its sarcasm.. .nt scarcasim
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ham,What was she looking for?
ham,HOW ARE U? I HAVE MISSED U! I HAVENT BEEN UP 2 MUCH A BIT BORED WITH THE HOLIDAY WANT 2 GO BAK 2 COLLEGE! SAD ISNT IT?xx
ham,Oh ok.. Wat's ur email?
ham,"Wow that is really shocking and scary, cant imagine for a second. Def up for night out. Do u think there is somewhere i could crash for night, save on taxi?"
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ham,Stupid.its not possible
ham,says the  #  year old with a man and money. I'm down to my last  # . Still waiting for that check.
ham,I also thk too fast... Xy suggest one not me. U dun wan it's ok. Going 2 rain leh where got gd.
ham,I miss you so much I'm so desparate I have recorded the message you left for me the other day and listen to it just to hear the sound of your voice. I love you
ham,A bloo bloo bloo I'll miss the first bowl
ham,Wot about on wed nite I am 3 then but only til 9!
ham,"Not yet chikku..k, then wat abt tht guy did he stopped irritating or msging to u.."
ham,I need you to be in my strong arms...
ham,Your body is perfect!
ham,U GOIN OUT 2NITE?
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ham,", how's things? Just a quick question."
ham,I guess it is useless calling u 4 something important.
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ham,Ok..
ham,That's necessarily respectful
ham,Nt yet chikku..simple habba..hw abt u?
ham,I enjoy watching and playing football and basketball. Anything outdoors. And you?
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ham,How abt making some of the pics bigger?
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ham,Ok . . now i am in bus. . If i come soon i will come otherwise tomorrow
ham,"Come to mu, we're sorting out our narcotics situation"
ham,Horrible bf... I now v hungry...
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ham,Understand. his loss is my gain :) so do you work? School?
ham,Ok... C ya...
ham,"Keep ur problems in ur heart, b'coz nobody will fight for u. Only u & u have to fight for ur self & win the battle. -VIVEKANAND- G 9t.. SD.."
ham,"Good stuff, will do."
ham,"Ugh y can't u just apologize, admit u were wrong and ask me to take u back?"
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later in meeting"
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ham,Guessin you ain't gonna be here before 9?
ham,You'll never believe this but i have actually got off at taunton. Wow
ham,"Geeeee ... Your internet is really bad today, eh ?"
ham,Lol yes. Our friendship is hanging on a thread cause u won't buy stuff.
ham,Great! How is the office today?
ham,For my family happiness..
ham,Have you bookedthe hut? And also your time off? How are you by the way?
ham,Yes..he is really great..bhaji told kallis best cricketer after sachin in world:).very tough to get out.
ham,If you were/are free i can give. Otherwise nalla adi entey nattil kittum
ham,Thanks for picking up the trash.
ham,"No, but I wasn't that surprised, so I went and spent the evening with that french guy I met in town here and we fooled around a bit but I didn't let him sleep with me"
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ham,yay! finally lol. i missed our cinema trip last week :-(
ham,If I die I want u to have all my stuffs.
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ham,Anyway holla at me whenever you're around because I need an excuse to go creep on people in sarasota
ham,Lol or I could just starve and lose a pound by the end of the day.
ham,You got called a tool?
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ham,Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..
ham,What you doing?how are you?
ham,I forgot 2 ask u all smth.. There's a card on da present lei... How? u all want 2 write smth or sign on it?
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ham,Did u got that persons story
ham,Thank god they are in bed!
ham,"Sorry to trouble u again. Can buy 4d for my dad again? 1405, 1680, 1843. All 2 big 1 small, sat n sun. Thanx."
ham,A guy who gets used but is too dumb to realize it.
ham,HI BABE U R MOST LIKELY TO BE IN BED BUT IM SO SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT! I REALLY WANNA SEE U TOMORROW SO CALL ME AT 9. LOVE ME XXX
ham,Do u noe if ben is going?
ham,Awww dat is sweet! We can think of something to do he he! Have a nice time tonight ill probably txt u later cos im lonely :( xxx.
ham,"OH RITE. WELL IM WITH MY BEST MATE PETE, WHO I WENT OUT WITH 4 A WEEK+ NOW WERE 2GEVA AGAIN. ITS BEEN LONGER THAN A WEEK."
ham,Where in abj are you serving. Are you staying with dad or alone.
ham,Yun ah.now u wkg where?btw if u go nus sc. u wana specialise in wad?
ham,"I'm eatin now lor, but goin back to work soon... E mountain deer show huh... I watch b4 liao, very nice..."
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ham,Yeah he got in at 2 and was v apologetic. n had fallen out and she was actin like spoilt child and he got caught up in that. Till 2! But we won't go there! Not doing too badly cheers. You? 
ham,Good sleep is about rhythm. The person has to establish a rhythm that the body will learn and use. If you want to know more :-)
ham,Sorry da..today i wont come to play..i have driving clas..
ham,I'm reaching home in 5 min.
ham,How long does applebees take
ham,How do you plan to manage that
ham,"Yo, any way we could pick something up tonight?"
ham,No he didn't. Spring is coming early yay!
ham,Gud mrng dear hav a nice day
ham,I want to sent  # mesages today. Thats y. Sorry if i hurts
ham,Oi. Ami parchi na re. Kicchu kaaj korte iccha korche na. Phone ta tul na. Plz. Plz.
ham,", ,  and  picking them up from various points | going 2 yeovil | and they will do the motor project 4 3 hours | and then u take them home. || 12 2 5.30 max. || Very easy"
ham,Yeah if we do have to get a random dude we need to change our info sheets to PARTY  # /7 NEVER STUDY just to be safe
ham,Do you always celebrate NY's with your family ?
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ham,"Hello, yeah i've just got out of the bath and need to do my hair so i'll come up when i'm done, yeah?"
ham,Yup u not comin :-(
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ham,Misplaced your number and was sending texts to your old number. Wondering why i've not heard from you this year. All the best in your mcat. Got this number from my atlanta friends
ham,they released another Italian one today and it has a cosign option
ham,Just sing HU. I think its also important to find someone female that know the place well preferably a citizen that is also smart to help you navigate through. Even things like choosing a phone plan require guidance. When in doubt ask especially girls.
ham,Nope. Meanwhile she talk say make i greet you.
ham,So how many days since then?
ham,What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..
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ham,That's one of the issues but california is okay. No snow so its manageable
ham,"Yeah that's what I thought, lemme know if anything's goin on later"
ham,That's y we haf to combine n c how lor...
ham,I meant middle left or right?
ham,"Yeah, where's your class at?"
ham,"I€˜ll leave around four, ok?"
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ham,"That means you got an A in epi, she.s fine. She.s here now."
ham,Idk. I'm sitting here in a stop and shop parking lot right now bawling my eyes out because i feel like i'm a failure in everything. Nobody wants me and now i feel like i'm failing you.
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ham,I am going to sao mu today. Will be done only at 12 
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ham,"Me, i dont know again oh"
ham,1's finish meeting call me.
ham,"And that's fine, I got enough bud to last most of the night at least"
ham,Once free call me sir. I am waiting for you.
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ham,S.i'm watching it in live..
ham,I am in tirupur.  call you da.
ham,Whats the staff name who is taking class for us?
ham,Aaooooright are you at work?
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ham,Hey!!! I almost forgot ... Happy B-day babe ! I love ya!!
ham,Ok i go change also...
ham,Aiyar u so poor thing... I give u my support k... Jia you! I'll think of u...
ham,Mark works tomorrow. He gets out at 5. His work is by your house so he can meet u afterwards.
ham,Hey next sun 1030 there's a basic yoga course... at bugis... We can go for that... Pilates intro next sat.... Tell me what time you r free
ham,:-( that's not v romantic!
ham,Aiyar hard 2 type. U later free then tell me then i call n scold n tell u.
ham,Sindu got job in birla soft ..
ham,Not yet chikku..wat abt u?
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ham,"Customer place, i wil cal u sir."
ham,How come u got nothing to do?
ham,Oh yah... We never cancel leh... Haha 
ham,Oh you got many responsibilities.
ham,Are you ok. What happen to behave like this
ham,"Hey chief, can you give me a bell when you get this. Need to talk to you about this royal visit on the 1st june. "
ham,"Hello, hello, hi lou sorry it took so long 2 reply- I left mobile at friends in Lancaster, just got it bak Neway im sorry I couldn’t make ur b’day 2 hun!"
ham,I like you peoples very much:) but am very shy pa.
ham,"Well, i'm glad you didn't find it totally disagreeable ... Lol"
ham,Yup i thk so until e shop closes lor.
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
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ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,Ok... But bag again..
ham,U meet other fren dun wan meet me ah... Muz b a guy rite...
ham,What does the dance river do?
ham,"We are at grandmas. Oh dear, u still ill? I felt terrible this morning but i think i am just hungover! Another night then. We leave on sat."
ham,Erutupalam thandiyachu
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ham,Asking do u knw them or nt? May be ur frnds or classmates?
ham,I'm not sure if its still available though
ham,No de.am seeing in online shop so that i asked.
ham,Why did I wake up on my own :(
ham,Hey... Very inconvenient for your sis a not huh?
ham,"Cool, want me to go to kappa or should I meet you outside mu"
ham,Love you aathi..love u lot..
ham,Waiting 4 my tv show 2 start lor... U leh still busy doing ur report?
ham,Really dun bluff me leh... U sleep early too. Nite...
ham,Going to take your babe out ?
ham,Ok...
ham,True lov n care wil nevr go unrecognized. though somone often makes mistakes when valuing it. but they will definitly undrstnd once when they start missing it.
ham,"Just sent you an email €“ to an address with incomm in it, is that right?"
ham,"Sorry that took so long, omw now"
ham,Aah bless! How's your arm?
ham,1 in cbe. 2 in chennai.
ham,Wah lucky man... Then can save money... Hee...
ham,Ok... Thanx... Gd nite 2 u too...
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ham,Were somewhere on Fredericksburg
ham,The Xmas story is peace.. The Xmas msg is love.. The Xmas miracle is jesus.. Hav a blessed month ahead & wish U Merry Xmas...
ham,I walked an hour 2 c u! doesn’t that show I care y wont u believe im serious?
ham,Shall i get my pouch?
ham,"Sir, I need AXIS BANK account no and bank address."
ham,This is wishing you a great day. Moji told me about your offer and as always i was speechless. You offer so easily to go to great lengths on my behalf and its stunning. My exam is next friday. After that i will keep in touch more. Sorry.
ham,Ugh I don't wanna get out of bed. It's so warm.
ham,"True. It is passable. And if you get a high score and apply for phd, you get 5years of salary. So it makes life easier."
ham,Oh great. I.ll disturb him more so that we can talk.
ham,Don€˜t give a flying monkeys wot they think and I certainly don€˜t mind. Any friend of mine and all that!
ham,Wat so late still early mah. Or we juz go 4 dinner lor. Aiya i dunno...
ham,The world's most happiest frnds never have the same characters... Dey just have the best understanding of their differences...
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ham,Hey what how about your project. Started aha da.
ham,Been up to ne thing interesting. Did you have a good birthday? When are u wrking nxt? I started uni today.
ham,I keep seeing weird stuff and bein all woah then realising it's actually reasonable and I'm all oh
ham,I thk 530 lor. But dunno can get tickets a not. Wat u doing now?
ham,Yep. I do like the pink furniture tho.
ham,Buy one egg for me da..please:)
ham,Ok enjoy . R u there in home.
ham,"Sorry man, accidentally left my phone on silent last night and didn't check it til I got up"
ham,Great. I was getting worried about you. Just know that a wonderful and caring person like you will have only the best in life. Know that u r wonderful and God's love is yours.
ham,"wow. You're right! I didn't mean to do that. I guess once i gave up on boston men and changed my search location to nyc, something changed. Cuz on my signin page it still says boston."
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ham,Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..
ham,They r giving a second chance to rahul dengra.
ham,"Can meh? Thgt some will clash... Really ah, i dun mind... I dun seen to have lost any weight... Gee..."
ham,Any chance you might have had with me evaporated as soon as you violated my privacy by stealing my phone number from your employer's paperwork. Not cool at all. Please do not contact me again or I will report you to your supervisor.
ham,R u meeting da ge at nite tmr?
ham,"Yeah, give me a call if you've got a minute"
ham,Just buy a pizza. Meat lovers or supreme. U get to pick.
ham,"She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,"
ham,Call me when you get the chance plz 3
ham,Update your face book status frequently :)
ham,Hey loverboy! I love you !! I had to tell ... I look at your picture and ache to feel you between my legs ... I want you ... I need you ... I crave you .
ham,"Haha figures, well I found the piece and priscilla's bowl"
ham,Joy's father is John. Then John is the ____ of Joy's father. If u ans ths you hav  #  IQ. Tis s IAS question try to answer.
ham,If u dun drive then how i go 2 sch.
ham,Lmao!nice 1
ham,May b approve panalam...but it should have more posts..
ham,"Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical"
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ham,"Tell you what, if you make a little spreadsheet and track whose idea it was to smoke to determine who smokes too much for the entire month of february, I'll come up"
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ham,The message sent is askin for  # dollars. Shoul i pay  #  or  # ?
ham,Ok u can take me shopping when u get paid =D
ham,"I hope your alright babe? I worry that you might have felt a bit desparate when you learned the job was a fake ? I am here waiting when you come back, my love"
ham,Ok. No wahala. Just remember that a friend in need ...
ham,She just broke down a list of reasons why nobody's in town and I can't tell if she's being sarcastic or just faggy
ham,"Nothing much, chillin at home. Any super bowl plan?"
ham,I've reached already.
ham,O i played smash bros  #  religiously.
ham,Ee msg na poortiyagi odalebeku: Hanumanji 7 name 1-Hanuman 2-Bajarangabali 3-Maruti 4-Pavanaputra 5-Sankatmochan 6-Ramaduth 7-Mahaveer ee 7 name  #  janarige ivatte kalisidare next saturday olage ondu good news keluviri...! Maretare inde 1 dodda problum nalli siguviri idu matra  # % true.. Don't neglet.
ham,"Yo, you at jp and hungry like a mofo?"
ham,What r u cooking me for dinner?
ham,New car and house for my parents.:)i have only new job in hand:)
ham,Hope you are not scared!
ham,Gud ni8.swt drms.take care
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ham,"Usf I guess, might as well take 1 car"
ham,I probably won't eat at all today. I think I'm gonna pop. How was your weekend? Did u miss me?
ham,We have all rounder:)so not required:)
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ham,I dont want to hear philosophy. Just say what happen
ham,Would me smoking you out help us work through this difficult time
ham,You still at grand prix?
ham,Hi Princess! Thank you for the pics. You are very pretty. How are you?
ham,NOT ENUFCREDEIT TOCALL.SHALL ILEAVE UNI AT 6 +GET A BUS TO YOR HOUSE?
ham,Love that holiday Monday feeling even if I have to go to the dentists in an hour
ham,The evo. I just had to download flash. Jealous?
ham,How much did ur hdd casing cost.
ham,PISS IS TALKING IS SOMEONE THAT REALISE U THAT POINT THIS AT IS IT.(NOW READ IT BACKWARDS)
ham,"Okey dokey, i€˜ll be over in a bit just sorting some stuff out."
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ham,K..k.:)congratulation ..
ham,What you need. You have a person to give na.
ham,Yes i will be there. Glad you made it.
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ham,"Well imma definitely need to restock before thanksgiving, I'll let you know when I'm out"
ham,Alrite jod hows the revision goin? Keris bin doin a smidgin. N e way u wanna cum over after college?xx
ham,Goodmorning today i am late for  DECIMAL min.
ham,Those idiots. If it makes you feel better ipads are worthless garbage novelty items and you should feel bad for even wanting one
ham,Convey my regards to him
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ham,Left dessert. U wan me 2 go suntec look 4 u?
ham,I did. One slice and one breadstick. Lol
ham,"Its Ur luck to Love someone. Its Ur fortune to Love the one who Loves U. But, its a miracle to Love a person who can't Love anyone except U... Gud nyt..."
ham,Pick you up bout 7.30ish? What time are  and that going?
ham,Not directly behind... Abt 4 rows behind u...
ham,University of southern california.
ham,I will vote for wherever my heart guides me
ham,Pls speak with me. I wont ask anything other then you friendship.
ham,I got to video tape pple type in message lor. U so free wan 2 help me? Hee... Cos i noe u wan 2 watch infernal affairs so ask u along. Asking shuhui oso.
ham,I actually did for the first time in a while. I went to bed not too long after i spoke with you. Woke up at 7. How was your night?
ham,"Can you tell Shola to please go to college of medicine and visit the academic department, tell the academic secretary what the current situation is and ask if she can transfer there. She should ask someone to check Sagamu for the same thing and lautech. Its vital she completes her medical education in Nigeria. Its less expensive much less expensive. Unless she will be getting citizen rates in new zealand."
ham,Hey mr  and I are going to the sea view and having a couple of gays I mean games! Give me a bell when ya finish 
ham,"Aight, let me know when you're gonna be around usf"
ham,Omg it could snow here tonite!
ham,Okie but i scared u say i fat... Then u dun wan me already...
ham,I wanted to wish you a Happy New Year and I wanted to talk to you about some legal advice to do with when Gary and I split but in person. I'll make a trip to Ptbo for that. I hope everything is good with you babe and I love ya :)
ham,I wish! I don't think its gonna snow that much. But it will be more than those flurries we usually get that melt before they hit the ground. Eek! We haven't had snow since # before I was even born!
ham,u comin to fetch us oredi...
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,Hey.. Something came up last min.. Think i wun be signing up tmr.. Hee
ham,I am great princess! What are you thinking about me? :)
ham,HI DARLIN IVE JUST GOT BACK AND I HAD A REALLY NICE NIGHT AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LIFT SEE U TOMORROW XXX
ham,Good night. Am going to sleep.
ham,"TODAY is Sorry day.! If ever i was angry with you, if ever i misbehaved or hurt you? plz plz JUST SLAP URSELF Bcoz, Its ur fault, I'm basically GOOD"
ham,Wat time u finish ur lect today?
ham,Yup but it's not giving me problems now so mayb i'll jus leave it...
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ham,"Hey, can you tell me blake's address? Carlos wanted me to meet him there but I got lost and he's not answering his phone"
ham,I'm thinking that chennai forgot to come for auction..
ham,God's love has no limit. God's grace has no measure. God's power has no boundaries. May u have God's endless blessings always in ur life...!! Gud ni8
ham,Have you not finished work yet or something?
ham,U sleeping now.. Or you going to take? Haha.. I got spys wat.. Me online checking n replying mails lor..
ham,First has she gained more than  # kg since she took in. Second has she done the blood sugar tests. If she has and its ok and her blood pressure is within normal limits then no worries
ham,Its not that time of the month nor mid of the time?
ham,Then. You are eldest know.
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ham,No but the bluray player can
ham,Eh den sat u book e kb liao huh...
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ham,Oh k. . I will come tomorrow
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ham,"HEY THERE BABE, HOW U DOIN? WOT U UP 2 2NITE LOVE ANNIE X."
ham,I have no money 4 steve mate! !
ham,Want to finally have lunch today?
ham,I'll reach in ard 20 mins ok...
ham,Howz that persons story
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ham,Hello. They are going to the village pub at 8 so either come here or there accordingly. Ok?
ham,Am going to take bath ill place the key in window:-)
ham,Good morning pookie pie! Lol hope I didn't wake u up
ham,I want to sent  # mesages today. Thats y. Sorry if i hurts
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ham,That's y i said it's bad dat all e gals know u... Wat u doing now?
ham,Still work going on:)it is very small house.
ham,Nope i'll come online now..
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ham,Tell them u have a headache and just want to use 1 hour of sick time.
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ham,Tmr timin still da same wat cos i got lesson until 6...
ham,Yar else i'll thk of all sorts of funny things.
ham,From here after The performance award is calculated every two month.not for current one month period..
ham,Yes:)here tv is always available in work place..
ham,Umma my life and vava umma love you lot dear
ham,"You aren't coming home between class, right? I need to work out and shower!"
ham,Ok i also wan 2 watch e 9 pm show...
ham,Check audrey's status right now
ham,No i am not having not any movies in my laptop
ham,Argh why is nobody in town ;_;
ham,Dunno lei u all decide lor. How abt leona? Oops i tot ben is going n i msg him.
ham,"I know where the  #  is, I'll be there around 5"
ham,I will see in half an hour
ham,Dear i have reache room
ham,Den wat will e schedule b lk on sun?
ham,Sounds better than my evening im just doing my costume. Im not sure what time i finish tomorrow but i will txt you at the end.
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ham,Msg me when rajini comes.
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ham,Hi. I'm sorry i missed your call. Can you pls call back.
ham,Hmm...Bad news...Hype park plaza $700 studio taken...Only left 2 bedrm-$900...
ham,"He has lots of used ones babe, but the model doesn't help. Youi have to bring it over and he'll match it up"
ham,"Pete,is this your phone still? Its Jenny from college and Leanne.what are you up to now?:)"
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ham,I'm home...
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ham,I dunno lei... Like dun haf...
ham,"You might want to pull out more just in case and just plan on not spending it if you can, I don't have much confidence in derek and taylor's money management"
ham,"Come to me right now, Ahmad"
ham,Have a nice day my dear.
ham,"K, my roommate also wants a dubsack and another friend may also want some so plan on bringing extra, I'll tell you when they know for sure"
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ham,I gotta collect da car at 6 lei.
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ham,"Hey ! I want you ! I crave you ! I miss you ! I need you ! I love you, Ahmad Saeed al Hallaq ..."
ham,Sorry da thangam.it's my mistake.
ham,"Den only weekdays got special price... Haiz... Cant eat liao... Cut nails oso muz wait until i finish drivin wat, lunch still muz eat wat... "
ham,Ma head dey swell oh. Thanks for making my day
ham,Just come home. I don't want u to be miserable
ham,True dear..i sat to pray evening and felt so.so i sms'd you in some time...
ham,Thats cool. How was your day?
ham,Mm i am on the way to railway
ham,Hi da:)how is the todays class?
ham,Amazing : If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning... Dormitory = Dirty room Astronomer = Moon starer The eyes = They see Election results = Lies lets recount Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Eleven plus two =Twelve plus one Its Amazing... !:-)
ham,If You mean the website. Yes.
ham,I'm at home. Please call
ham,Just seeing your missed call my dear brother. Do have a gr8 day.
ham,Hmmm.still we dont have opener?
ham,"Oops I did have it,  # ?"
ham,"Actually nvm, got hella cash, we still on for  # ish?"
ham,Try neva mate!!
ham,We can make a baby in yo tho
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ham,", im .. On the snowboarding trip. I was wondering if your planning to get everyone together befor we go..a meet and greet kind of affair? Cheers, "
ham,I jus reached home. I go bathe first. But my sis using net tell u when she finishes k...
ham,"Good afternoon, my love ! Any job prospects ? Are you missing me ? What do you do ? Are you being lazy and bleak, hmmm ? Or happy and filled with my love ?"
ham,It certainly puts things into perspective when something like this happens
ham,Wat time u finish?
ham,"They said if its gonna snow, it will start around 8 or 9 pm tonite! They are predicting an inch of accumulation."
ham,U attend ur driving lesson how many times a wk n which day?
ham,Ok lor. Msg me b4 u call.
ham,HI ITS KATE CAN U GIVE ME A RING ASAP XXX
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ham,If you ask her or she say any please message.
ham,She told to hr that he want posting in chennai:)because i'm working here:)
ham,Sorry . I will be able to get to you. See you in the morning.
ham,But i juz remembered i gotta bathe my dog today..
ham,If I was I wasn't paying attention
ham,Great. So should i send you my account number.
ham,I anything lor.
ham,I'm coming back on Thursday. Yay. Is it gonna be ok to get the money. Cheers. Oh yeah and how are you. Everything alright. Hows school. Or do you call it work now
ham,Prabha..i'm soryda..realy..frm heart i'm sory
ham,I'm in inside office..still filling forms.don know when they leave me.
ham,O was not into fps then.
ham,I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us
ham,We got a divorce. Lol. She.s here
ham,He says hi and to get back to south tampa (preferably at a kegger)
ham,I've been barred from all B and Q stores for life!?This twat in orange dungerees came up to me and asked if I wanted decking? So I got the first punch in!!
ham,Ok... Then r we meeting later?
ham,Ok lor...
ham,Great. Never been better. Each day gives even more reasons to thank God
ham,I'm good. Have you registered to vote?
ham,Yeah confirmed for you staying at  that weekend
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ham,Genius what's up. How your brother. Pls send his number to my skype.
ham,"K will do, addie & I are doing some art so I'll be here when you get home"
ham,"I av a new number,  . Wil u only use this one,ta."
ham,Ranjith cal drpd Deeraj and deepak 5min hold
ham,Okay... We wait ah
ham,So lets make it saturday or monday as per convenience.
ham,Kallis wont bat in 2nd innings.
ham,It's ok i noe u're busy but i'm really too bored so i msg u. I oso dunno wat colour she choose 4 me one.
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ham,You've always been the brainy one.
ham,Ok both our days. So what are you making for dinner tonite? Am I invited?
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ham,If he started searching he will get job in few days.he have great potential and talent.
ham,Honey boo I'm missing u.
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ham,No need to say anything to me. I know i am an outsider
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ham,Cold. Dont be sad dear
ham,Ok no problem... Yup i'm going to sch at 4 if i rem correctly...
ham,No..he joined today itself.
ham,"The table's occupied, I'm waiting by the tree"
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ham,Aiyar dun disturb u liao... Thk u have lots 2 do aft ur cupboard come...
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ham,If you're not in my car in an hour and a half I'm going crazy
ham,Mm umma ask vava also to come tell him can play later together
ham,There generally isn't one. It's an uncountable noun - u in the dictionary. pieces of research?
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ham,I not at home now lei...
ham,So how's scotland. Hope you are not over showing your JJC tendencies. Take care. Live the dream
ham,Yo you around? A friend of mine's lookin to pick up later tonight
ham,I'm aight. Wat's happening on your side.
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ham,"I'm taking derek & taylor to walmart, if I'm not back by the time you're done just leave the mouse on my desk and I'll text you when priscilla's ready"
ham,Okay name ur price as long as its legal! Wen can I pick them up? Y u ave x ams xx
ham,Kallis is ready for bat in 2nd innings
ham,"I'll get there at 3, unless you guys want me to come some time sooner"
ham,Shall i come to get pickle
ham,Carry on not disturbing both of you
ham,Hi dis is yijue i would be happy to work wif u all for gek1510...
ham,I need... Coz i never go before 
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ham,Was gr8 to see that message. So when r u leaving? Congrats dear. What school and wat r ur plans.
ham,I have no idea where you are
ham,Hello which the site to download songs its urgent pls
ham,U studying in sch or going home? Anyway i'll b going 2 sch later.
ham,Thank you. I like you as well...
ham,K..then come wenever u lik to come and also tel vikky to come by getting free time..:-)
ham,Hey are we going for the lo lesson or gym? 
ham,How much i gave to you. Morning.
ham,"Fun fact: although you would think armand would eventually build up a tolerance or something considering how much he smokes, he gets messed up in like 2 hits"
ham,No. I.ll meet you in the library
ham,Ok i juz receive..
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ham,Oh ok..
ham,Dont flatter yourself... Tell that man of mine two pints of carlin in ten minutes please.... 
ham,cool. We will have fun practicing making babies!
ham,Lol they don't know about my awesome phone. I could click delete right now if I want.
ham,Also are you bringing galileo or dobby
ham,And miss vday the parachute and double coins??? U must not know me very well...
ham,Just chill for another 6hrs. If you could sleep the pain is not a surgical emergency so see how it unfolds. Okay
ham,Lol I would but my mom would have a fit and tell the whole family how crazy and terrible I am
ham,Prepare to be pleasured :)
ham,Ok... Ur typical reply...
ham,Haf u found him? I feel so stupid da v cam was working.
ham,As in i want custom officer discount oh.
ham,You know there is. I shall speak to you in  #  minutes then
ham,"Babe, I need your advice"
ham,Wat uniform? In where get?
ham,Check wid corect speling i.e. Sarcasm
ham,"Yeah, that's fine! It's £6 to get in, is that ok? "
ham,My uncles in Atlanta. Wish you guys a great semester.
ham,We'll you pay over like  # yrs so its not too difficult
ham,Dont put your phone on silent mode ok
ham,"Cool, I'll text you when I'm on the way"
ham,Nothing but we jus tot u would ask cos u ba gua... But we went mt faber yest... Yest jus went out already mah so today not going out... Jus call lor...
ham,S s..first time..dhoni rocks...
ham,Send me your resume:-)
ham,How are you doing? Hope you've settled in for the new school year. Just wishin you a gr8 day
ham,Hi mom we might be back later than  # 
ham,Ok thanx... Take care then...
ham,"Just wondering, the others just took off"
ham,Near kalainar tv office.thenampet
ham,I would but I'm still cozy. And exhausted from last night.nobody went to school or work. Everything is closed.
ham,Do 1 thing! Change that sentence into: Because i want 2 concentrate in my educational career im leaving here..
ham,Oh god. I'm gonna Google nearby cliffs now.
ham,"Well, i'm gonna finish my bath now. Have a good...fine night."
ham,I can’t wait for cornwall. Hope tonight isn’t too bad as well but it’s rock night. Anyway i’m going for a kip now have a good night. Speak to you soon.
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ham,Pls what's the full name of joke's school cos fees in university of florida seem to actually be  # k. Pls holla back
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ham,I just made some payments so dont have that much. Sorry. Would you want it fedex or the other way.
ham,"Honey ? Sweetheart ? Darling ? Sexy buns ? Sugar plum ? Loverboy ? I miss you, boytoy ... *smacks you* Did you go to the gym too ?"
ham,You still coming tonight?
ham,Oh ho. Is this the first time u use these type of words
ham,But pls dont play in others life.
ham,"I'm an actor. When i work, i work in the evening and sleep late. Since i'm unemployed at the moment, i ALWAYS sleep late. When you're unemployed, every day is saturday."
ham,Its worse if if uses half way then stops. Its better for him to complete it.
ham,Rofl. Its true to its name
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ham,K tell me anything about you.
ham,Just checking in on you. Really do miss seeing Jeremiah. Do have a great month
ham,"Thanks, I'll keep that in mind"
ham,Not yet had..ya sapna aunty manege y'day hogidhe..chinnu full weak and swalpa black agidhane..
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,This is hoping you enjoyed your game yesterday. Sorry i've not been in touch but pls know that you are fondly bein thot off. Have a great week. Abiola
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ham,Dai  #  naal eruku.
ham,"Thanx. Yup we coming back on sun. Finish dinner going back 2 hotel now. Time flies, we're tog 4 exactly a mth today. Hope we'll haf many more mths to come..."
ham,You know what hook up means right?
ham,I was wondering if it would be okay for you to call uncle john and let him know that things are not the same in nigeria as they r here. That  #  dollars is 2years sent and that you know its a strain but i plan to pay back every dime he gives. Every dime so for me to expect anything from you is not practical. Something like that.
ham,"Urgh, coach hot, smells of chip fat! Thanks again, especially for the duvet (not a predictive text word)."
ham,Networking job is there.
ham,Do u hav any frnd by name ashwini in ur college?
ham,Call me when u're done...
ham,No problem. We will be spending a lot of quality time together...
ham,All sounds good. Fingers . Makes it difficult to type
ham,"Good morning, my Love ... I go to sleep now and wish you a great day full of feeling better and opportunity ... You are my last thought babe, I LOVE YOU *kiss*"
ham,Have your lunch and come quickly and open the door:)
ham,excellent. I spent  #  years in the Air Force. Iraq and afghanistan. I am stable and honest. do you like traveling?
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ham,I'll pick you up at about 5.15pm to go to taunton if you still want to come.
ham,The battery is for mr adewale my uncle. Aka Egbon
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ham,I know a few people I can hit up
ham,Yes princess! I want to please you every night. Your wish is my command...
ham,"Yo, you gonna still be in stock tomorrow/today? I'm trying to get a dubsack"
ham,By monday next week. Give me the full gist
ham,I'm in chennai velachery:)
ham,aathi..where are you dear..
ham,You getting back any time soon?
ham,u collecting ur laptop then going to configure da settings izzit?
ham,* Will have two more cartons off u and is very pleased with shelves
ham,Come to my home for one last time i wont do anything. Trust me.
ham,Heart is empty without love.. Mind is empty without wisdom.. Eyes r empty without dreams & Life is empty without frnds.. So Alwys Be In Touch. Good night & sweet dreams
ham,Are you angry with me. What happen dear
ham,Am in gobi arts college
ham,I'm still looking for a car to buy. And have not gone 4the driving test yet.
ham,"Doing nothing, then u not having dinner w us?"
ham,Am I the only one who doesn't stalk profiles?
ham,How's it feel? Mr. Your not my real Valentine just my yo Valentine even tho u hardly play!!
ham,"I shall book chez jules for half eight, if that's ok with you?"
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ham,Great to hear you are settling well. So what's happenin wit ola?
ham,K:)eng rocking in ashes:)
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ham,I have 2 docs appointments next week.:/ I'm tired of them shoving stuff up me. Ugh why couldn't I have had a normal body?
ham,S but not able to sleep.
ham,I am in hospital da. . I will return home in evening
ham,It's justbeen overa week since we broke up and already our brains are going to mush!
ham,"Gud gud..k, chikku tke care.. sleep well gud nyt"
ham,You're right I have now that I think about it
ham,How are you. Wish you a great semester
ham,"Piggy, r u awake? I bet u're still sleeping. I'm going 4 lunch now..."
ham,I doubt you could handle 5 times per night in any case...
ham,Lil fever:) now fine:)
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ham,"Text me when you get off, don't call, my phones having problems"
ham,Omg I want to scream. I weighed myself and I lost more weight! Woohoo!
ham,You give us back my id proof and  #  rs. We wont allow you to work. We will come to your home within days
ham,Can you do a mag meeting this avo at some point?
ham,I jokin oni lar.. u busy then i wun disturb u.
ham,Ok.
ham,No wonder... Cos i dun rem seeing a silver car... But i thk i saw a black one...
ham,"Dizzamn, aight I'll ask my suitemates when I get back"
ham,Huh but i cant go 2 ur house empty handed right?
ham,Sorry completely forgot * will pop em round this week if your still here?
ham,I'll text you when I drop x off
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ham,How much would it cost to hire a hitman
ham,"I love you !!! You know? Can you feel it? Does it make your belly warm? I wish it does, my love ... I shall meet you in your dreams, Ahmad ... *adoring kiss*"
ham,"Hey. What happened? U switch off ur cell d whole day. This isnt good. Now if u do care, give me a call tomorrow."
ham,"I know dat feelin had it with Pete! Wuld get with em , nuther place nuther time mayb?"
ham,Taka lor. Wat time u wan 2 come n look 4 us?
ham,When u love someone Dont make them to love u as much as u do. But Love them so much that they dont want to be loved by anyone except you... Gud nit.
ham,K...k...yesterday i was in cbe .
ham,If india win or level series means this is record:)
ham,"Evening * v good if somewhat event laden. Will fill you in, don't you worry ... Head * ok but throat * wrecked. See you at six then!"
ham,#  am I think? Should say on syllabus
ham,Hmm...my uncle just informed me that he's paying the school directly. So pls buy food.
ham,How much for an eighth?
ham,Wake me up at  #  am morning:)
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ham,We're done...
ham,Can come my room but cannot come my house cos my house still messy... Haha...
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ham,K then 2marrow are you coming to class.
ham,Sent me ur email id soon
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ham,I am late. I will be there at
ham,U know we watchin at lido?
ham,Bugis oso near wat... 
ham,"Night night, see you tomorrow"
ham,Sorry about that this is my mates phone and i didnt write it love Kate
ham,"Sorry light turned green, I meant another friend wanted  #  worth but he may not be around"
ham,I'm fine. Hope you are also
ham,If you r @ home then come down within 5 min
ham,No * am working on the ringing u thing but have whole houseful of screaming brats so * am pulling my hair out! Loving u
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ham,"not that I know of, most people up here are still out of town"
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ham,"K, I might come by tonight then if my class lets out early"
ham,Aiyah ok wat as long as got improve can already wat...
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ham,Oh god i am happy to see your message after 3 days
ham,Not course. Only maths one day one chapter with in one month we can finish.
ham,How. Its a little difficult but its a simple way to enter this place
ham,"Oh! no, I thought that was your trip! Loooooool ... That just makes SO much more sense now ... *grins* and the sofa reference was ... The sleep on a couch link you sent me ... Wasn't that how you went on your trip ? Oh ... And didn't your babe go with you for that celebration with your rents?"
ham,Ok c u then.
ham,"Sir, I need Velusamy sir's date of birth and company bank facilities details."
ham,"Okay, good, no problem, and thanx!"
ham,"Lemme know when I can swing by and pick up, I'm free basically any time after 1 all this semester"
ham,Really good:)dhanush rocks once again:)
ham,THANX4 TODAY CER IT WAS NICE 2 CATCH UP BUT WE AVE 2 FIND MORE TIME MORE OFTEN OH WELL TAKE CARE C U SOON.C
ham,"The LAY MAN! Just to let you know you are missed and thought off. Do have a great day. And if you can send me bimbo and ugo's numbers, ill appreciate. Safe"
ham,Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.
ham,"Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da."
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ham,U wake up already? Thanx 4 e tau sar piah it's quite nice.
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ham,I don know account details..i will ask my mom and send you.my mom is out of reach now.
ham,Y she dun believe leh? I tot i told her it's true already. I thk she muz c us tog then she believe.
ham,Yes I know the cheesy songs from frosty the snowman :)
ham,Nvm... I'm going to wear my sport shoes anyway... I'm going to be late leh.
ham,10 min later k...
ham,What i mean is do they come chase you out when its over or is it stated you can watch as many movies as you want.
ham,"THAT’S ALRITE GIRL, U KNOW GAIL IS NEVA WRONG!!TAKE CARE SWEET AND DON’T WORRY.C U L8TR HUN!LOVE Yaxxx"
ham,"Beautiful tomorrow never comes.. When it comes, it's already TODAY.. In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow don't waste your wonderful TODAY.. GOODMORNING:)"
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ham,Does she usually take fifteen minutes to respond to a yes or no question
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ham,Even my brother is not like to speak with me. They treat me like aids patent.
ham,"It's fine, imma get a drink or somethin. Want me to come find you?"
ham,"Watching cartoon, listening music & at eve had to go temple & church.. What about u?"
ham,Dai i downloaded but there is only exe file which i can only run that exe after installing.
ham,"Until 545 lor... Ya, can go 4 dinner together..."
ham,A lot of this sickness thing going round. Take it easy. Hope u feel better soon. Lol
ham,Happy birthday... May u find ur prince charming soon n dun work too hard...
ham,Fine i miss you very much.
ham,Do have a nice day today. I love you so dearly.
ham,I'll meet you in the lobby
ham,"Probably gonna be here for a while, see you later tonight )"
ham,Haha okay... Today weekend leh... 
ham,Shuhui has bought ron's present it's a swatch watch...
ham,Thanks  and ! Or bomb and date as my phone wanted to say! 
ham,A boy was late 2 home. His father: POWER OF FRNDSHIP
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ham,His frens go then he in lor. Not alone wif my mum n sis lor.
ham,u dun need to pick ur gf?
ham,I taught that Ranjith sir called me. So only i sms like that. Becaus hes verifying about project. Prabu told today so only pa dont mistake me..
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ham,Macha dont feel upset.i can assume your mindset.believe me one evening with me and i have some wonderful plans for both of us.LET LIFE BEGIN AGAIN.call me anytime
ham,Oh all have to come ah?
ham,Is it your yahoo boys that bring in the perf? Or legal.
ham,Hey we can go jazz power yoga hip hop kb and yogasana 
ham,oh ya... Got hip hop open. Haha i was thinking can go for jazz then zoom to cine... Actually tonight i'm free leh... And there's a kb lesson tonight
ham,Anything...
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ham,It will stop on itself. I however suggest she stays with someone that will be able to give ors for every stool.
ham,Thanks honey but still haven't heard anything I will leave it a bit longer so not 2 crowd him and will try later - great advice thanks hope cardiff is still there!
ham,Am not interested to do like that.
ham,Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish.
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ham,Infact happy new year. How are you where are you when are we seeing
ham,Tessy..pls do me a favor. Pls convey my birthday wishes to Nimya..pls dnt forget it. Today is her birthday Shijas
ham,Remember to ask alex about his pizza
ham,"Just so that you know,yetunde hasn't sent money yet. I just sent her a text not to bother sending. So its over, you dont have to involve yourself in anything. I shouldn't have imposed anything on you in the first place so for that, i apologise."
ham,Why didn't u call on your lunch?
ham,Watching tv lor... Y she so funny we bluff her 4 wat. Izzit because she thk it's impossible between us?
ham,Oic cos me n my sis got no lunch today my dad went out... So dunno whether 2 eat in sch or wat...
ham,I told your number to gautham..
ham,Its too late:)but its k.wish you the same.
ham,Will u b going to esplanade fr home?
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ham,Good day to You too.Pray for me.Remove the teeth as its painful maintaining other stuff.
ham,"Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld & they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:if it is made by my students,this wont even start........ Datz confidence.."
ham,Ever green quote ever told by Jerry in cartoon A Person Who Irritates u Always Is the one Who Loves u Vry Much But Fails to Express It...!..!! :-) :-) gud nyt
ham,:( but your not here....
ham,So when you gonna get rimac access 
ham,Can not use foreign stamps in this country. Good lecture .
ham,Pls pls find out from aunt nike.
ham,Indians r poor but India is not a poor country. Says one of the swiss bank directors. He says that  #  lac crore of Indian money is deposited in swiss banks which can be used for 'taxless' budget for  #  yrs. Can give  #  crore jobs to all Indians. From any village to Delhi 4 lane roads. Forever free power suply to more than  #  social projects. Every citizen can get monthly  # /- for  #  yrs. No need of World Bank & IMF loan. Think how our money is blocked by rich politicians. We have full rights against corrupt politicians. Itna forward karo ki pura INDIA padhe.g.m.
ham,Ok. Very good. Its all about making that money.
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ham,Am on the uworld site. Am i buying the qbank only or am i buying it with the self assessment also?
ham,Hello- thanx for taking that call. I got a job! Starts on monday!
ham,Yup... Hey then one day on fri we can ask miwa and jiayin take leave go karaoke 
ham,Now press conference da:)
ham,No message..no responce..what happend?
ham,ALRITE
ham,Hi! This is Roger from CL. How are you?
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ham,Aiyah then i wait lor. Then u entertain me. Hee...
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ham,When/where do I pick you up
ham,"Hey... Thk we juz go accordin to wat we discussed yest lor, except no kb on sun... Cos there's nt much lesson to go if we attend kb on sat..."
ham,But you dint in touch with me.
ham,Lol ... I knew that .... I saw him in the dollar store
ham,"Ok omw now, you at castor?"
ham,Sir send to group mail check it.
ham,Doing my masters. When will you buy a bb cos i have for sale and how's bf
ham,Cool. So how come you havent been wined and dined before?
ham,No need to buy lunch for me.. I eat maggi mee..
ham,He is a womdarfull actor
ham,I see a cup of coffee animation
ham,You bad girl. I can still remember them
ham,Fine. Do you remember me.
ham,At WHAT TIME should i come tomorrow
ham,Where are you ? What are you doing ? Are yuou working on getting the pc to your mom's ? Did you find a spot that it would work ? I need you
ham,Lol grr my mom is taking forever with my prescription. Pharmacy is like 2 minutes away. Ugh.
ham,Joy's father is John. Then John is the NAME of Joy's father. Mandan
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ham,Hi its Kate how is your evening? I hope i can see you tomorrow for a bit but i have to bloody babyjontet! Txt back if u can. :) xxx
ham,I'll text now! All creepy like so he won't think that we forgot
ham,"Yar lor he wan 2 go c horse racing today mah, so eat earlier lor. I ate chicken rice. U?"
ham,Oh really?? Did you make it on air? What's your talent?
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ham,What is your record for one night? :)
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ham,Then any special there?
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ham,"As usual..iam fine, happy & doing well..:)"
ham,So what about you. What do you remember
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ham,"Hello, my love. What are you doing? Did you get to that interview today? Are you you happy? Are you being a good boy? Do you think of me?Are you missing me ?"
ham,Anything lor but toa payoh got place 2 walk meh...
ham,Can't take any major roles in community outreach. You rock mel
ham,Oh just getting even with u.... u?
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ham,Will it help if we propose going back again tomorrow
ham,I accidentally deleted the message. Resend please.
ham,Shall i send that exe to your mail id.
ham,Can u send me a copy of da report?
ham,How are you babes. Hope your doing ok. I had a bad nights sleep. I fell asleep at 5.I’m knackered and i’m dreading work tonight. What are thou upto tonight. X
ham,"How long before you get reply, just defer admission til next semester"
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ham,What's up. Do you want me to come online?
ham,Sorry i cant take your call right now. It so happens that there r 2waxsto do wat you want. She can come and ill get her medical insurance. And she'll be able to deliver and have basic care. I'm currently shopping for the right medical insurance for her. So just give me til friday morning. Thats when i.ll see the major person that can guide me to the right insurance.
ham,here is my new address -apples&pairs&all that malarky
ham,Yes.i'm in office da:)
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ham,Eh u remember how 2 spell his name... Yes i did. He v naughty make until i v wet.
ham,Cos i was out shopping wif darren jus now n i called him 2 ask wat present he wan lor. Then he started guessing who i was wif n he finally guessed darren lor.
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later  # mins"
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ham,"Sorry vikky, i'm Watching olave mandara movie kano in trishul theatre wit my frnds.."
ham,Yup
ham,"Goodmorning, today i am late for  DECIMAL min."
ham,Reverse is cheating. That is not mathematics.
ham,Hmm. Shall i bring a bottle of wine to keep us amused? Just joking! I'll still bring a bottle. Red or white? See you tomorrow
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ham,Life style garments account no please.
ham,These won't do. Have to move on to morphine
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
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ham,I'm on the bus. Love you
ham,"Sorry,in meeting I'll call later"
ham,I dont know oh. Hopefully this month.
ham,u bot notes oredi... Cos i juz rem i got...
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ham,I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer
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ham,Pls dont forget to study
ham,K k :-):-) then watch some films.
ham,Ok then i will come to ur home after half an hour
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ham,No dear i was sleeping :-P
ham,How are you holding up?
ham,I am not sure about night menu. . . I know only about noon menu
ham,Why de. You looking good only:-)..
ham,Ok lor... Or u wan me go look 4 u?
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ham,This pay is  DECIMAL  lakhs:)
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ham,"Goodmorning,my grandfather expired..so am on leave today."
ham,He also knows about lunch menu only da. . I know
ham,Babe ? I lost you ... :-(
ham,"Ok. Can be later showing around 8-8:30 if you want + cld have drink before. Wld prefer not to spend money on nosh if you don't mind, as doing that nxt wk."
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ham,Jos ask if u wana meet up?
ham,Will you be here for food
ham,Do you like Italian food?
ham,I might go 2 sch. Yar at e salon now v boring.
ham,"Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose."
ham,"I noe la... U wana pei bf oso rite... K lor, other days den..."
ham,o turns out i had stereo love on mi phone under the unknown album.
ham,No one interested. May be some business plan.
ham,Jus finish watching tv... U?
ham,Hi. Hope you had a good day. Have a better night.
ham,Your brother is a genius
ham,I'm fine. Hope you are good. Do take care.
ham,PICK UR FONE UP NOW U DUMB?
ham,Just hopeing that wasn€˜t too pissed up to remember and has gone off to his sisters or something!
ham,Okey dokey swashbuckling stuff what oh.
ham,Juz go google n search 4 qet...
ham,K..k..any special today?
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ham,"naughty little thought: 'its better to flirt, flirt n flirt, rather than loving someone n gettin hurt, hurt n hurt...:-) Gud nyt"
ham,Yes:)from last week itself i'm taking live call.
ham,E admin building there? I might b slightly earlier... I'll call u when i'm reaching...
ham,"1) Go to write msg 2) Put on Dictionary mode 3)Cover the screen with hand, 4)Press  # . 5)Gently remove Ur hand.. Its interesting..:)"
ham,Need a coffee run tomo?Can't believe it's that time of week already
ham,I've told him that i've returned it. That should i re order it.
ham,Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng
ham,Really... I tot ur paper ended long ago... But wat u copied jus now got use? U happy lar... I still haf 2 study :-(
ham,Good morning princess! How are you?
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ham,I'm gonna rip out my uterus.
ham,I'm really sorry i won't b able 2 do this friday.hope u can find an alternative.hope yr term's going ok:-)
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ham,:-( sad puppy noise
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ham,Does cinema plus drink appeal tomo? * Is a fr thriller by director i like on at mac at 8.30.
ham,R u sure they'll understand that! Wine * good idea just had a slurp!
ham,Yes I started to send requests to make it but pain came back so I'm back in bed. Double coins at the factory too. I gotta cash in all my nitros.
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ham,I attended but nothing is there.
ham,how tall are you princess?
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ham,"Same here, but I consider walls and bunkers and important just because I never play on peaceful but I guess your place is high enough that it don't matter"
ham,Good evening! How are you?
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ham,"Mum, i've sent you many many messages since i got here. I just want to know that you are actually getting them. Do enjoy the rest of your day."
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ham,Nope watching tv at home... Not going out. V bored...
ham,Ya:)going for restaurant..
ham,At home watching tv lor.
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ham,Ok...
ham,"No dice, art class 6 thru 9 :( thanks though. Any idea what time I should come tomorrow?"
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  • 代码:

    import org.apache.spark.ml.classification.NaiveBayes
import org.apache.spark.ml.evaluation.MulticlassClassificationEvaluator
import org.apache.spark.ml.feature.{CountVectorizer, CountVectorizerModel}
import org.apache.spark.rdd.RDD
import org.apache.spark.sql.types._
import org.apache.spark.sql.{DataFrame, Row, SparkSession}

/**
  * 贝叶斯算法
  */
object Naive_bayes {
    def main(args: Array[String]) {

        val spark = SparkSession
            .builder
            .master("local")
            .appName("NaiveBayesExample")
            .getOrCreate()

        val textFile: RDD[String] = spark.sparkContext.textFile("sms_spam.txt")

        val rdd: RDD[Row] = textFile.map(x=>{

            val values: Array[String] = x.split(",")

            //1.0为正常邮件 0.0为垃圾邮件
            val label: Double = if (values(0).equals("ham")) 1.0 else 0.0

            val features: Array[String] = values(1).split(" ").map(_.trim)
            Row(label,features)
        })

        val schema = StructType(List(
            StructField("label", DoubleType, nullable = false),
            StructField("words", ArrayType(StringType, true), nullable = false)
        ))

        val data: DataFrame = spark.createDataFrame(rdd,schema)

        //词表构造器..
        val countVectorizer = new CountVectorizer()
        //设置要进行构造词表的输入字段和构造后的输出字段
        countVectorizer.setInputCol("words").setOutputCol("features")

        //构建词汇表/词袋 【i hate you love dont 】
        val vectorizerModel: CountVectorizerModel = countVectorizer.fit(data)

        //查看词汇表
        vectorizerModel.vocabulary.take(100).foreach(println)

//        //文本向量化 CountVector (1,2,1) IdfVector  WordVertor
        val df: DataFrame = vectorizerModel.transform(data)
//
//        /**
//          *
//          * lable |                           words                                                               |           features
//          *
//          * 1.0   | [00, 00, 00, 00, 00, Hope, Hope, Hope, you, are, having, a, good, week., Just, checking, in]  |(13045,[1,3,6,20,79,82,231,327,705,997,1062],[1.0,1.0,1.0,1.0,1.0,1.0,3.0,1.0,1.0,1.0,5.0])
//          *
//          */

        df.show()
//
        val Array(trainingData, testData) = df.randomSplit(Array(0.8, 0.2), seed = 1234L)
//
        val nb: NaiveBayes = new NaiveBayes()
//        //训练模型...
//
        val model = nb.fit(trainingData)
//
//        //对训练后的模型进行测试,得到测试结果集。
        val predictions: DataFrame = model.transform(testData)
//        //打印测试结果集...
        predictions.show()
//
//        //多分类的评估器...
        val evaluator = new MulticlassClassificationEvaluator()
            //原始数据的结果值.label字段(y值)
            .setLabelCol("label")
            //预测字段名称..
            .setPredictionCol("prediction")
            //需要评估的指标名称，在这里我们要评估正确率，所以设置字段名为："accuracy"
            .setMetricName("accuracy")

////        //评估准确度...
        val accuracy: Double = evaluator.evaluate(predictions)

        println("准确率 = " + accuracy)

        spark.stop()

    }
}
posted @ 2019-11-29 19:06  wellDoneGaben  阅读(3030)  评论(0)  编辑  收藏  举报