在新闻频道看过这个咯，不过偶找到了英文原文和完整的简历。也算是为程序员朋友们找工作提供一个参考的简历模板了，当然，真想找工作可不能开价40万哈^^
Price
$400,000
(It's not negotiable.)
This is not a joke.
I truly love working at Yahoo!, and believe that my position here offers the best avenue to further my career. I was not laid off. I have no plans to leave. I am not worried about mergers or buy-outs. I know that some executive just quit, and clearly, I don't care even a little.
Yes, yes, you've recently gotten a million gillion dollars in venture capital, and you were founded by 2 brain surgeon rocket scientist Stanford PhD grads who invented a perpetual motion machine, blah blah blah.
I have actually heard it already, that line of yours. Probably very recently. So don't bother.
Please don't "reach out to me directly" unless you can actually afford me; it is demeaning and absurd to think that the sound of your voice would somehow change my opinion on this matter.
I have tried so very hard to put this in the strongest possible language, but some people just never get it.
If you have a new or exciting web application, and you'd like my feedback on it, feel free to contact me. If I feel like it, and have the time, I'll play with your beta and let you know what I think.
If you want more than my hobby time, I do product consultation on an ad hoc basis at $300 per hour.
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目前网上的翻译都是这个部分的，译文如下：
价格：
40万美金
一口价
我真的喜欢在雅虎工作，并且相信现在的职位为未来发展提供了最好的契机。我没有被辞退，也不打算辞职。我也不担心什么公司合并或者出售。我知道有些高管刚刚离职，但我一点也不在乎。
是的，是的，你们公司刚刚获得了巨额风险投资，你们公司是由两名斯坦福脑科博士创立，他们还发明了永动机等等等等。
这些话我都听腻了，所以，别来烦我了。
如果你出不起这个价钱，请不要直接与我联系。想用你们的声音来让我重新考虑这件事是很荒谬的，简直是对我的侮辱。
我已经想尽办法，用最强硬的语言来表达我的想法，但就是有人不明白。
如果你有一个新开发的，或者令人激动的网络应用，想听听我的意见，请与我联系。如果我喜欢这个应用，而且时间充裕，我会试试你们的测试版，然后反馈给你们。
如果你们想占用我的更多时间，我会按照每小时300美元收取产品咨询费。）
============= 以下继续简历正文 ================
Skills
Rockin Super Badass Skills
Semantic HTML/XHTML,XML,CSS,Javascript,JSON,AJAX,Object-oriented Javascript,Cross Browser Development/Browser Quirks,Object Oriented Design,Troubleshooting,Perceived/Actual Page Load Time Optimization,Regular Expressions,YUI Library,Bash Scripting Language,Accessibility
Lots of Experience
PHP 4 ,PHP 5, including Object Oriented Programming in PHP,Apache,FreeBSD,Macintosh OSX,Darwin,CVS,SVN,Service Oriented Architecture,Agile Scrum,Adobe Photoshop
Some Experience
XUL,MySQL,Windows 95-XP,IIS,ASP,Visual Basic 6,Microsoft SQL,Macromedia (Adobe) Flash,Actionscript 2,Flex/AS3,Localization/Internationalization,Perl,Java,C/C++,Awk,VB.NET
Full Time
* Yahoo! Inc. — YAP (Yahoo Application Platform)
Sunnyvale CA
Lead Web Developer/Front-End Engineer
March 2008 2008-03-15 - Present
http://apps.yahoo.com
o Front-end architect/technical lead on YAP, Yahoo!'s part in the OpenSocial initiative (see: intent agreement).
o Deeply involved in keeping many moving parts all moving together properly.
o Solving technical issues and helping to ensure that Yahoo!'s offering in this space meets the needs of many different types of developers.
o We're looking for creative javascript and PHP experts with a hacker bent, and have open reqs in other engineering areas as well. Talk to me if you want to change the web.
*Yahoo! Inc. — Buzz
Sunnyvale CA
Lead Web Developer/Front-End Engineer
July 2007 2007-07-15 - March 2008 2008-03-15
http://buzz.yahoo.com
o Made others more productive by building process to allow low-friction development as well as a deployment that carefully follows Yahoo!'s Exceptional Performance Guidelines.
o Nearly 100% feature support in both javascript and non-javascript cases.
o Wrote badge code to insert vote button on many third-party news sites and prevent gaming.
o Rapid iterative development responsive to user research and industry changes.
o Led front end development among a team of 6 webdevs.
*Yahoo! Inc. — Yahoo! Entertainment Module Team
Santa Monica CA, Sunnyvale CA
Technical Yahoo (Web Developer/Front-End Engineer)
April 2007 2007-04-01 - July 2007 2007-07-15
http://pirates.yahoo.com, http://harrypotter.yahoo.com, http://gta.yahoo.com, http://starwars.yahoo.com
Note: Sites have since been redesigned or removed
o Built reusable modular framework to support several Yahoo! Entertainment web sites.
o Recruited by engineering management due to excellent performance on Games team.
o Saw, made, and learned from several catastrophic mistakes in execution, architecture, and project management. Have managed to not repeat most of them since.
* Yahoo! Inc. — Yahoo! Games
Santa Monica CA
Technical Yahoo Intermediate (Web Developer/Front-End Engineer)
January 2006 2006-01-01 - March 2007 2007-03-31
http://games.yahoo.com
o Web developer on fast-paced development team
o Built DHTML widgets and modules which were subsequently used throughout the Yahoo! Media properties
o Wrote CSS, Javascript, and HTML for several redesigns
o Provided mentorship and guidance for other web developers in Santa Monica and throughout the company
o Also worked on http://food.yahoo.com
* Data Strategies, Inc.
San Diego CA, Poway CA
Knowledge Manager
October 2004 2004-10-15 - December 2005 2005-12-31
http://elligence.net, http://elligence.net/ellipedia
Note: Site has since been redesigned
o Responsible for nearly all internet-related company activities
o Implemented systems to smooth out "problem areas" of the Data Strategies knowledge flow, including web-based help system, ellipedia.
o Technical writing: system requirements and setup documentation, tutorials, troubleshooters, and general help file content
*
Data Strategies, Inc.
San Diego CA
Senior Technical Support Representative
December 2002 2002-12-01 - October 2004 2004-10-15
o Provided technical support to CompuMedic and elligence clients
o Kicked ass with advanced troubleshooting in business-critical situations
o Gathered client needs and delivered custom solutions
o Product development using Visual Basic, HTML, CSS, and SQL
*
Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven CT
University Assistant, Faculty Support
August 1999 1999-08-01 - June 2002 2002-06-30
o Hardware/Software installation and troubleshooting for Academic Faculty.
o Incredibly boring job that helped pay for an otherwise very interesting education.
*
Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven CT
University Assistant, Lab Assistant
August 1998 1998-08-01 - August 1999 1999-08-31
o Assisted students in University Computer Labs
o Even more boring than the other SCSU job, but I got to play a lot of chess and do homework while getting a paycheck.
Distractions
*Foo Hack
Blog about programming and web development
2007 - Present
http://foohack.com
o Discussion of life in the web development world.
o Personal testing ground for experimentation and sharing web development information with the internet community
*
Schlueterica
Personal Website and Blog
2002 - Present
http://isaacschlueter.com
o Mostly dead blog, kept alive for historical purposes.
o Tableless layout, using valid HTML and CSS
*
Web Reports
Independent Project for Lien on Me, Inc.
2004 - 2005
http://lomwc.com/value/
o Created system that allows the client's customers to securely access their data online
o Data can be uploaded in either TXT or ZIP format, and imported into a MySQL database
o Designed application to meet business needs, wrote all the code, and managing installation.
*b2evolution
b2evolution Blog Platform: Support, Hacks, and Testing
2003 - 2005
http://b2evolution.net
o Provided help on the support forums
o Created several "skins" for the application
o Helped to make sure that b2evolution worked in all target environments
*Other Bits
o I am a whiz with devil sticks.
o I played the viola for 7 years. I can play the guitar, albeit fairly badly.
o I use Twitter more often than my phone.
o I use my real name online.
o If not for the money, I might have gone into Linguistics or Philosophy instead of computers.
School
*Southern Connecticut State University
Bachelor of Science, Liberal Studies: Computer Science/Physics/Math
1997 1997-08-01 - 2002 2002-06-01
o The most important thing that I learned in school was how to learn new topics quickly.
o My thirst for intellectual stimulation drove me to get the most out of my time in college.
Awards
COMAP Math Contest in Modeling
Part of SCSU team which earned an Honorable Mention
National Science Olympiad
Best in Class: 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993
