摘要： 小笨狗死后，来到天堂门前。圣彼得问道：“死狗，你一生浑浑噩噩，但无大过，特准你进入天堂，那么，你想在天堂从事什么职业呢？”小笨狗想了想，答道：“如果可能，我还想做一个程序员，但希望我做的项目需求永远不会变更，进度永远不会延后，系统永远不会宕机，内存永远不会溢出，磁盘空间永远不会不足，网络永远不会拥塞，用户也永远不会输入错误的数据，也没有黑客对我的系统进行攻击，我... 阅读全文

摘要： It is the best of times, it is the worst of times; It is the age of .net, it is the age of Java; It is the epoch of open sourse, it is the epoch of monopoly; It is the season of great success, it is the season of totally failure; It is the spring of passion, it is the winter of depression; We have silver bullet before us, we have the tar pit before us; We are all going directly to Heaven, we are all going the other way. 阅读全文