程序员的战争

两个程序员用编程的方式对骂，太搞笑了

Doobie999: you|suck[]
Doobie999: That's me telling you that you suck in the LEDES format.
SuperNerd22: YOU
Doobie999: Dim nerd as New ThingThatSucks
Doobie999: nerd.Suckage = 100.00
SuperNerd22: that's me telling you that you suck in XML
Doobie999: nerd.Suck()
Doobie999: That's me saying that you suck as an object in VB.
SuperNerd22: $doobie = new SuckBoy;
SuperNerd22: $doobie->SuckLevel = 1000;
SuperNerd22: $doobie->Suck();
SuperNerd22: that's you sucking in PHP
SuperNerd22: at 1000, mind you
Doobie999: var u = New suckass; for ( var i = 0; i < suckass.totalsuck; i ++) { suckass.suck(); }
Doobie999: That's you sucking in JavaScript. At a range of suck values.
SuperNerd22: Function doobieSucks() {
SuperNerd22: foo = doobieSucks();
SuperNerd22: }
SuperNerd22: that's you sucking RECURSIVELY
SuperNerd22: not sure what language, though... anything with a C-like syntax will do
Doobie999: 10 FOR A = 100 TO 0 STEP - 1
SuperNerd22: NO
SuperNerd22: NOT GBASIC
SuperNerd22: sigh. You win.
Doobie999: 20 SUCKQUOTIENT = 100 / A
Doobie999: 30 PRINT "SUCKQUOTIENT IS " & SUCKQUOTIENT
Doobie999: 40 NEXT A
Doobie999: 50 END
Doobie999: RUN
SuperNerd22: although you should have just done 10 ? "nerd sucks" 20 GOTO 10
Doobie999: That program will generate a run-time error. Can you see what it is?
SuperNerd22: Divide by zero. LOSER.
Doobie999: Nope: Too much sucking.
Doobie999: catastrophic failure.
SuperNerd22: Division by zero produces infinite sucking!
Doobie999: Your Apple ][e will go berserk at that point.
SuperNerd22: a sucking singularity!
Doobie999: Aha! I win! With BASIC.
SuperNerd22: Apple BASIC
SuperNerd22: or GBASIC
SuperNerd22: either one, I am defeated
Doobie999: I was thinking QBASIC. But it's the same either way, I guess.
Doobie999: The outcome does not change.
Doobie999: Post THAT on your blog.
SuperNerd22: sigh. I'm gonna go play GORILLA.BAS