Programmer's Jokes

1.   一天， 下着小雨， 和同事们一起去上班，一位同事差点滑倒，另一位同事笑话说：如果人走路用爬的就不会摔倒了!   遂反问他：能用两行代码搞定的事情为什么要用4行呢？ 

 

2.  有趣的公式( From here )

Software Produced = Number of Workers x Hours Worked.

Cost of Software = Number of Workers x Hours Worked x Hourly Cost Per Worker.

 

3. Dialog between me and a project manager last month

Me:  Why do you ask R&D to build a KPI tool to check our progress? 

Project manager:  If I do not act this way, I doubt your team will not work hard! 

 

4. Dialog with one project manager

Me: Why shall we duplicate the use case diagram and use case text description?

Project manager:  Otherwise there will be much less content in the Requirement Specification, and my manager will think that I'm not doing my work well...

 

5. Funny words:

"Low level design document is not required before development,  because we think that outsourcing vendor's developers aren't competent to write it and will delay our project! "