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I've come to install the phone

摘要： A young businessman had just started his own firm and rented a fine office. One day, he saw man come into the reception area. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-21 16:46 瑞德阅读(198) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

I thought you were out.

摘要： Mum: Horace, why are you crying? Horace: I've hurt my finger, Mum. Mum: When did you do that? Horace: Half an hour ago. Mum: I didn't hear you crying then. Horace: No, I thought you were out. 妈妈：霍勒斯，你... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-17 16:11 瑞德阅读(157) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

What did people do before it was discovered?

摘要： The teacher was explaining to the class, "Oxygen is necessary to all life. Without it there'd be no life at all. Now just think - it was only discovered about 100 years ago." Jenny raised her hand and... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-17 16:01 瑞德阅读(182) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

XML相关语法

摘要：在 XML 中，有 5 个预定义的实体引用： < 大于 & & 和号 ' ' ... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-15 12:42 瑞德阅读(153) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

What do you need at home?

摘要： "Now madam," said the salesman after showing his company's products, "What do you need at home?" "Money." She said. 推销员介绍完公司的产品后问道：“好了，太太，你家里需要什么？” “钱。”，她说。阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-14 17:49 瑞德阅读(179) 评论(1) 推荐(0) 编辑

You were flying too low.

摘要： A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police. "Sorry, officer, " said the driver, "was I driving too fast?" "No, Sir. You were flying too low." 有个人在公路上，以每小时130英里的速度行... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-14 10:07 瑞德阅读(125) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

It is not my fault.

摘要： Father: Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Victor? You're the worst pupil in your class. Victor: What's that got to do with me? Is that my fault that the worst one was yesterday transferred to another sc... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-14 09:54 瑞德阅读(317) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

学习ASP.NET的流程

摘要：如果你已经有较多的面向对象开发经验，跳过以下这两步：第一步　掌握一门.NET面向对象语言，C#或VB.NET 我强烈反对在没系统学过一门面向对象(OO)语言的前提下去学ASP.NET。 ASP.NET是一个全面向对象的技术，不懂OO，那绝对学不下去! 第二步　对.NET Framework类库有一定的了解可以通过开发Windows Form应用程序来学习.NET Framewor... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-08 16:23 瑞德阅读(148) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

Son ask for money to his daddy

摘要： Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。爸爸：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该总要一角又... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-03 15:51 瑞德阅读(208) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑

Daddy told child to give up seat to a lady

摘要： Little Johnny: Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mommy: Well, you've done the right thing. Little Johnny: But, Mommy, I was sitting on daddy'... 阅读全文

posted @ 2008-10-03 15:43 瑞德阅读(147) 评论(0) 推荐(0) 编辑