幽默英语片段

1、 A:Are you alone?

　　B:All… All the time.

　　A:Oh,I'm sorry to hear that Stu.

　　B:Can... Can I to be your friend?

　　A:I've got enough.

2、 A:But you've got to know this one.

　　(Jackson+music)

　　B:I know my music. 

　　A:Of course.

　　B:I'm a music aficionado.

　　A:Everyone loves music.

　　B:I love music more than most.

　　A:Yes!

　　B:Diana Ross!

　　……

　　A:For god's sake  Stu.Let's just move to the next story.

3、 M: 结账吧。

　　W: Let me ring that up.

　　M: No,no,Let me.

　　W: Let me.

　　M: OK...

4、 A:You are too Gou ! Are you participating in the “Bi Gou Da Sai”？

　　A:OK, you win!

 

 

To be continued……