S:All right, everybody. That is our show. Here it is, your Moment of Zen.
N: Officials in India want to set records straight,
R: Stewart. Hey, Stewart, look, I've heard every single thing that you've been saying about me.
I hope, my friend, that you are prepared for a world of hurt.
S: WWE superstart and poster boy from authority, Seths Rollins.
How did you interrupt my Moment of Zen! How!
R: Oh please, please, Stewart.
You know me better than that. I can do anything I want. I am all powerful.
S: Settle down. Obi-Wan! You are not all powerful. Mind your manners.
You know, I've got a little wrestling in my background as well.
I've got a little wrestling. I'll put you in half-nelson maybe a little jibby jab; a jibby jab with the thing. Maybe a little flip flap. A little flip flap. Behind the he's right behind me, isn't he?
is he right behind me?
R: Real real tough talk, Stewart. Why don't you shut your mouth and bring it, pal, huh!
S: Let me just say this a little beard conditioner would go a long way towards me and let me tell you this, Rollins, I will bring it! Although, unfortunately, I don't have it with me right now. So I will, perhaps, lkkor for it and meet you somewhere at a later date, like a gentleman.
R: Well, you know, what? It's funny you would mention that. Because I actually came here to give you an invitation.
S: Really.
R: Yes.
How about you show up this Monday night on "Monday Night Raw" at the prudential center. Have you got the guts, Stewart?
S: I have more than the god.. oh Jesus, I think I just pulled something when I turned on there. But I do have the guts, and I...oh, you're taller than I thought. On the television it looks like he's ... Alright Seth Rollins everybody, we'll back next week, unless I get crushed!
