Light Bulb Jokes
How many Queen's students does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, but it never really gets done. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to
revolve around him.
How many Ryerson students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question. Ryerson isn't a real university.
How many Lakehead students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity.
How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many Algonquin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 1. But he gets 6 credits for it.
How many Laurentian students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Sudbury looks better in the dark.
How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
5. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out
How to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuclear-lightbulb, two to install it,
and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.
How many Western students does it to change a lightbulb?
5. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect JCREW outfit to wear for
the occasion.
How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly How he did it as well as any
Queen's student.
How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. One to change the bulb and one to complain about How, if they were at a better
school, the lightbulb wouldn't go out
How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
1. But SHE can't do it on Friday night.
How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb?
7. One to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside
down this time.
How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb?
7. One to screw it in and 6 to figure out How to power it on manure.
How many Mt.Allison students does it take to change a lightbulb?
5. One to do it and 4 to be in the Macleans photo of it.
How many UVic students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Llava lamps don't burn out man!
How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
4. One to do it and three to translate the instructions.
How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them. They make it a campus affair.
How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a lightbulb?
There's a university in Manitoba?
How many York University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
3. One to take directions from the science student, the science student and one to
philosophise about life as a lightbulb.
How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1. She screws everything why not a light bulb?
