About the Chinglish

About Chinglish

Fine examples of Chinglish (Chinese-english).

中国式的英语`````只作娱乐，不能真的学喔`````



平时禁止入内 No entry on peacetime
民族公园 Racist Park
路滑注意安全 To Take Notice of Safe; The Slippery are Very Crafty
干果区 Fuck the Fruit Area
铁板牛肉 Corrugated iron beef
宫保鸡 Government abuse chicken
生鱼块 Chop the strange fish
咱俩谁跟谁啊？ we two who and who？
怎么是你，怎么老是你？how are you ? how old are you?
不鸟我，我也不鸟你。you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you.
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ Together up ！
有事起奏，无事退朝。hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
你给我站住！ You Give Me Stop!!
知之为知之，不知为不知... know is know noknow is noknow...
表妹! WATCH SISTER!
dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

American Chinese not enough.
　　美中不足。

one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die.
　　车祸现场描述。

heart flower angry open.
　　心花怒放。

go past no mistake past.
　　走过路过，不要错过。

小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

If you want money,I have no, if you want life,I have one!
　　要钱没有，要命一条。

I call Li old big. Toyear 25.
　　我叫李老大，今年25。

you have two down son。
　　你有两下子。

as far as you go to die!!!
　　有多远，死多远！！！

I give you face you don`t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face.
　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。

no three no four!
　　不三不四！

seven up eight down!
　　七上八下！

“How are  you?”－－“怎么是你？”

“How old are you?”－－“怎么老是你？”

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