尼采已死

Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today ! ---God---
上街记得带雨伞，今天我也许要灌溉树木。---神---

If you miss the sunrise I made for you today , never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.---God---
假如你错过了今天我为你准备的日出，不要紧，明天我再为你准备。---神---

How can you possibly be a self-made man ? I specifically recall creating you . ---God--
你怎会是自我创造的人呢？ 我记得特别清楚是怎么创造你的呀！---神---

Of course I have a sense of humor . I gave you the platypus , didn't it ? ---God---
我当然有幽默感，我不是为你们创造了鸭嘴兽了吗？ ---神---

It's not the end of the world . Not until I say so ,anyway. ---God---
世界末日还没到，除非是由我亲口说的才算。 ---神---

I hate rules , That's why I only made ten of them . ---God---
我讨厌戒条，所以我只定了十条而已！ ---神---

If you think Mona Lisa is stunnig , you should look at my masterpiece , In the mirror . ---God---
如果你认为“蒙娜丽莎的微笑”美丽绝伦，那么你应该看看我最重要的作品——在镜子里！ ---神---

If I gave yuo everthing you ask for , Where would you put it ??? ---God---
要是你所祈求的我全数应许给你，你哪有那么多地方摆放？ ---神---

What do I have to do to get your attention ??? Take out an ad in the paper ? ---God-
怎样才能让你注意到我？？？抽掉所有报纸的广告？ ---神---

Nietzche is dead . ---God---
尼采已死。 ---神---
(最绝的一句，因为尼采曾说过：神已死)