英语口语学习-20220705- embarrassing chat-59
英语口语学习-20220705-国际尬聊59
DIALOGUE1
Alan:Hey what's up? 嘿,你好啊
Gril: Hey,the light here is so bad.
Alan:Yours?Yours is good.
Gril:No I mean here.
Alan:It's not bad at all.Yo you do remind me of someone from Hollywood.You know who I'm talking about.
Gril:I don't konw who you're talking about.
Alan:Scarlett Johansson
Gril:What?
Alan:The black widow.
Gril:What?No no way.
Alan:Yes,Okay in the angle maybe not that much.But when you were like doing this,you look exactly like her.
Alan:Okay yeah there we go.Scarlett Johansson,Yo you cannot tell me don'e like her yo.And like your facial expression.
Your lips,the ginger hair.
Gril:I don't have ginger hair.
Alan:But you really do be looking like her.So where are you from?
Gril:I'm from Brazil.
Alan:Brazil?Yo you look hella white.I thought Brazilian people are Hispanic?Latinas?
Gril:Yeah but I'm white.Brazilians are like every single color.
Alan:Oh like diversed
Gril:White,black,light-skin and stuff.
白人、黑人、浅黑色的都有
Alan:Asian?Maybe not that many Asians.
Gril:Most part of people who live in Saint Paulo look like Japanese.
Alan:Okay,See? You learn something every day,cause before I didn't know that.
Cause I thought it's just like a south American country.Where is the home of the Hispanic.
Gril:No no no.Here we have every kind of people actually.
Alan:Ok
Alan:When it comes to Brazil I know Rio.
Alan:I also heard a lot of crimes going on there right?
Gril:Yeah we have a lot of crimes here.
Alan:what's up there?
Gril:I mean we have crimes everywhere in the world of course . but in Rio and Saint Paulo there's a lot of crime.
Gril:People killing each other and police killing people.
Alan:And drug dealers kiiling police.
Gril:Yeah,Crazy,just Crazy crazy people.I don't live in Saint Paulo,I don't live in Rio.
Gril:I live in Goias,It's another state from Brazil.
Alan:Is it a little better?
Gril:They also have a lot of crime here,but it's not that much.This week has been a little bit weird.
Gril:We are having like some alert in school, because most part of the school we have Nazi people.
Alan:Nazi
Gril:yeah
Alan:You guys have Nazis in school?
Gril:Yeah Neo-Nazis.
Gril:And they were like oh I'm gonna shoot everybody here.So don't come to school that day.
Gril:Actually that day was yesterday.No was today.And then a lot of students they were kicked out from school.
Gril:And their parents were like kind of in jail because of that.
Gril:We were pretty much afraid.We had exams tomorrow but we couldn't go.
Alan:Yo if there's like a one percent chance of that happening.I would not be anywhere near that school.
Gril:Bro I mean it's happening like everywhere in Saint Paulo and in Rio.
Gril:And we don't konw what's going on.
Gril:Why there's so much people who want to do something like homocide?
Alan:That's crazy,why there's so much crime going on?
Gril:We don't konw I think the world is ending.
Alan:Damn,How easy is it for bad people to get their hands on weapons?
Gril:We have some laws that you can have guns,But it's not that easy as how people say.
Gril:You know we've got to go to classes to have guns and stuff.
Alan:But some people have weapons
Gril:Some people have guns in every single place in the world.But I mean kids twelve years old.
Gril:And they're sayign they're gonna shoot everybody.What's going on with those kids?
Alan:That is crazy.I though that's only like American Problem.But apparently that's happening in Brazil as well.
Gril:I was so afraid I was like,Damn I dont't want to die in school.
Alan:Yeah I would not go anywhere near that school yo.Stay safe you know stay safe.Yeah,best of luck to you.
Alan:You know when you mention Brazil.The first thing that comes to my mind:crime.
Alan:Which obviously isn't like a good impression.
Alan:But Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
Other:Ah Jiu Jitsu
Alan:Is it like really common for people to take that though?
Gril:Yeah, most part of our kids I mean when they're five to seven, They would be like oh I want to play stuff.
Gril:And then they grow up and they keep doing that like art.Or then they go to the competitions and stuff
Gril:They really like that here.
Alan:That makes me wonder you konw how in school,kids fight a lot.So if this like two kids they are both very well trained in Jiu Jitsu.
Alan:Would it just turn into like a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu match?
Gril:No no.Actually the kids in school they be like.Oh I don't like you,Oh I'm gonna tell my mom.
Alan:So not really that violent
Gril:No they don't fight.Just the violent ones.
Alan:I guess that's like how it is all around the world.
Gril:Yeah me too.
Alan:That'd be so funny though.Two kids just like on the ground just tangled up and just like
Gril:Yeah,and they will be like "damn what are you guys doing?"
Alan:That'd be funny yo.You got a boyfriend?
Gril:No actually I just broke up.
Alan: You broke up with him?
Gril:Yeah,
Alan:What happened there,what's up?
Gril:He had depression I couldn't deal with him.
Alan:Oh he had depression.
Gril:Yeah,because he put all of his feelings over me and I couldn't deal with his feelings.
Gril:Cause I was going through stuff too.
Gril:My parents and my anxiety and stuff.And then I said okay it's not great for us.
Gril:So i broke up with him.
Alan:Yeah that makes sense.Unless you are like in a really good healthy state of mind, Then having the other one to be in constant negativity.just not very healthy for you.
Gril:It was not meant to be you know.Now he hates me because he was so dependent emotionally for me.
Gril:I mean he just needed me all the time and I was like,Damn i am not your mother.
Alan:make sense make sense,I mean it might sound a little cruel,but that's life you know.
Gril:Yeah I didn't ,What's your name?My name is Alan.
Gril:Hi Alan,
Alan:Yeah,I'm from China.
Gril:Oh that's great.I would love to go to China someday.
Alan:You think you're gonna ever consider come visit?
Gril:I have a dream to go to Asia.Cause I think is a pretty different culture.
Alan:Very different,Yeah it's pretty much unique.I was like obsessed with China and Japan and all those stuff.
Gril:I was like damn I wanna go there.Like i wanna spend all of my money going there.
Alan:It would just be such an eye-opening experience,Because you probably don't know that much about China.
Alan:So like if you do come to China,The way things work would just be so different from what you know of.
Gril:Yeah,it's pretty different from like.When you experience that in just movies and stuff.
Alan:Exactly.
Gril:People be like, Oh China,You're gonna go to China, I mean,Bich I want to go to China
Alan:Hell yeah.
Gril:Yeah i want to go to China.What's is to do with all of you people?They'd be like ,No China,Go to NY,go to LA.
Gril:I mean damn I don't want to go to LA.
Alan:You're the open-minded people you know,Cause LA is so basic.LA it's like everyone is just chasing fame and money.
Gril:LA is like oh I just bought an ice cream,The ice cream that I can buy the same in Brazil.And I'm gonna take a picture of it.
Gril:And I'm gonna post in location,Las Vegas.And I'd be like no.
Alan:Exactly,that's just boring you know,the same deal.
Gril:I want to go to Indonesia.i think it's so unique like so unique like.
Alan:What do you know about Indonesia?
Gril:Those people who wear those stuff for face those girls.
Alan:Yeah I know what you're talking about.The middle eastern style.
Gril:Yeah,the sea is amazing.
Alan:It's beautiful.
Gril:it's like a paradise.I wanted to go to Australia but I'm a little bit afraid.Cause I'm not the kind of girl who's like
Gril:"Oh I love animals I want to hug all of them"
Alan:Oh yeah cause all the wild animals you konw.
Gril:Yeah I'm like damn they're gonna fucking kill me.
Alan:Yo kangaroos in Australia are crazy.The legit be boxing people.
Gril:Yeah they will literally fight with people
Alan:They're like strong they got muscles.
Gril:I did not have muscles?
Alan:Did you see that video of an adult protecting his dog and boxing the kangaroo?
Gril:Yeah I saw that.i love those weird places. weird
Alan:Interesting though
Gril:Interesting,No unique.I mean I wanted to go to Africa.And know like all of the countries in Africa.
Alan:You konw all of the countries in Africa?
Gril:No I want to.
Alan:because there's a lot of the countries in Africa.
Gril:Yeah, there's like I don't know 50?
Alan:The fact that you know Africa is not a country,You already beat 99 percent of Americans.
Gril:Yeah.People say oh I'm coming to America.I mean damn America.
Alan:Be specific,Are you talking about Mexico?You talking about Canada like.
Gril:I mean America is not USA,I feel a little bit disrespected ok? You konw you're gonna come to Ameriaca?
Gril:So you're coming to Brazil.
Alan:Like are you coming to my country or you're going to Canada?Like what are you talking about?That's funny.
Alan:You konw since Brazil is like very diverse so like,when it comes to dating do you got like a preference like racial preference?
Gril:If the guy has good talk,They're great I can spend a great time with them,i'd be like I don't care about those stuff.
Gril:i mean I'm kind of bisexual but
Alan:Okay okay.
Gril:I'm like okay let's love everybody.i don't care about anything.
Alan:So you're a very loving person.
Gril:Literally.
Alan:Wow the way you say literally.So American.Yo you got that Cali accent yo.
Gril:i mean I could DO that for hours.i wanted to talk in British accent.I mean I'm gonna talk like bitch I'm British.
Alan:ba a wa a.
Gril:Yeah.
Alan:So what do you look for in guys?Does hype height matter?
Gril:I don't wanna date.
Alan:Cause you just got out of a relationship?
Gril:Yeah.Right now I really don't wanna date.but if you wanna talk about marriage,My biggest dream is to be a wife.
Alan: So you wanna be a housewife?
Gril:No i just wanna get married.I wanna be a successful woman to do all of those medicine stuff.
Alan:So you say you wanted to be a doctor?
Alan:You got an Instagram?
Gril:I do.
Alan:Yeah yeah let me follow you.Just in case you konw if I ever come to America you know I'm saying.
Gril:If you ever come to America?
Alan:Yeah,Brazil,Yo,You legit look like a Hollywood star.Wow.Stunning
Gril:Thank you.
Alan:yeah it was so nice talking to you.Please stay safe.
Gril:Okay,
Alan:I got you followed on Instagram.Maybe we could catch up in the future.
Okay maybe.
Alan:For sure for sure.
Alan:You have a nice rest of the day.
Gril:you too I hope you're the best.
Alan:Bye Bye
Gril:Bye.
DIALOGUE2
Alan:What's up man.Yo Justin Bieber.
Boy:Nah
Alan:Bro you cannot deny the fact you look like Justin Bieber bro.You get that shit all the time bro ever day.
Boy:You're like the first person.
Alan:Shut up bro.Your style with that beanie bro.You cannot tell me don't get that bro.
Boy:No bro.i'm Mexican.
Alan:I'm Mexican.
Alan:You Mexican.
Boy:Yeah so like there's a difference you know.
Alan:Bro you could be the Mexican Justin Bieber bro.
Alan:You are in America?
Boy:Yeah.
Alan:Do you know any Justin Bieber song?Can you sing?
Boy:i'm not about to sing no Justin Bibber song.
Alan:Bro do this do this do this.Oh my baby baby baby.Do this let me hear...
Boy:Shall I play the song?
Alan:No no you you sing the song.
Boy:No,
Alan:Bro if you got slightly similar voice bro you can make it.bro.
Boy:Nah nah.
Alan:Bro come on man.