英语口语学习-20220705- embarrassing chat-59

英语口语学习-20220705-国际尬聊59

DIALOGUE1

Alan:Hey what's up? 嘿,你好啊

Gril: Hey,the light here is so bad.

Alan:Yours?Yours is good.

Gril:No I mean here.

Alan:It's not bad at all.Yo you do remind me of someone from Hollywood.You know who I'm talking about.

Gril:I don't konw who you're talking about.

Alan:Scarlett Johansson

Gril:What?

Alan:The black widow.

Gril:What?No no way.

Alan:Yes,Okay in the angle maybe not that much.But when you were like doing this,you look exactly like her.

Alan:Okay yeah there we go.Scarlett Johansson,Yo you cannot tell me don'e like her yo.And like your facial expression.

Your lips,the ginger hair.


Gril:I don't have ginger hair.

Alan:But you really do be looking like her.So where are you from?

Gril:I'm from Brazil.


Alan:Brazil?Yo you look hella white.I thought Brazilian people are Hispanic?Latinas?

Gril:Yeah but I'm white.Brazilians are like every single color.


Alan:Oh like diversed

Gril:White,black,light-skin and stuff.

白人、黑人、浅黑色的都有


Alan:Asian?Maybe not that many Asians.

Gril:Most part of people who live in Saint Paulo look like Japanese.

Alan:Okay,See? You learn something every day,cause before I didn't know that.

Cause I thought it's just like a south American country.Where is the home of the Hispanic.


Gril:No no no.Here we have every kind of people actually.

Alan:Ok


Alan:When it comes to Brazil I know Rio.


Alan:I also heard a lot of crimes going on there right?

Gril:Yeah we have a lot of crimes here.


Alan:what's up there?


Gril:I mean we have crimes everywhere in the world of course . but in Rio and Saint Paulo there's a lot of crime.

Gril:People killing each other and police killing people.


Alan:And drug dealers kiiling police.

Gril:Yeah,Crazy,just Crazy crazy people.I don't live in Saint Paulo,I don't live in Rio.

Gril:I live in Goias,It's another state from Brazil.


Alan:Is it a little better?

Gril:They also have a lot of crime here,but it's not that much.This week has been a little bit weird.

Gril:We are having like some alert in school, because most part of the school we have Nazi people.


Alan:Nazi

Gril:yeah

Alan:You guys have Nazis in school?

Gril:Yeah Neo-Nazis.
Gril:And they were like oh I'm gonna shoot everybody here.So don't come to school that day.
Gril:Actually that day was yesterday.No was today.And then a lot of students they were kicked out from school.
Gril:And their parents were like kind of in jail because of that.

Gril:We were pretty much afraid.We had exams tomorrow but we couldn't go.


Alan:Yo if there's like a one percent chance of that happening.I would not be anywhere near that school.


Gril:Bro I mean it's happening like everywhere in Saint Paulo and in Rio.
Gril:And we don't konw what's going on.

Gril:Why there's so much people who want to do something like homocide?

Alan:That's crazy,why there's so much crime going on?

Gril:We don't konw  I think the world is ending.


Alan:Damn,How easy is it for bad people to get their hands  on weapons?


Gril:We have some laws that you can have guns,But it's not that easy as how people say.

Gril:You know we've got to go to classes to have guns and stuff.

Alan:But some people have weapons

Gril:Some people have guns in every single place in the world.But I mean kids twelve years old.
Gril:And they're sayign they're gonna shoot everybody.What's going on with those kids?

Alan:That is crazy.I though that's only like American Problem.But apparently that's happening in Brazil as well.

Gril:I was so afraid I was like,Damn I dont't want to die in school.



Alan:Yeah I would not go anywhere near that school yo.Stay safe you know stay safe.Yeah,best of luck to you.

Alan:You know when you mention Brazil.The first thing that comes to my mind:crime.

Alan:Which obviously isn't like a good impression.

Alan:But Brazilian Jiu Jitsu


Other:Ah Jiu Jitsu 

Alan:Is it like really common for people to take that though?

Gril:Yeah, most part of our kids I mean when they're five to seven, They would be like oh I want to play stuff.

Gril:And then they grow up and they keep doing that like art.Or then they go to the competitions and stuff

Gril:They really like that here.


Alan:That makes me wonder you konw how in school,kids fight a lot.So if this like two kids they are both very well trained in Jiu Jitsu.

Alan:Would it just turn into like a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu match?

Gril:No no.Actually the kids in school they be like.Oh I don't like you,Oh I'm gonna tell my mom.

Alan:So not really that violent


Gril:No they don't fight.Just the violent ones.

Alan:I guess that's like how it is all around the world.

Gril:Yeah me too.


Alan:That'd be so funny though.Two kids just like on the ground just tangled up and just like 


Gril:Yeah,and they will be like "damn what are you guys doing?"


Alan:That'd be funny yo.You got a boyfriend?

Gril:No actually I just broke up.

Alan: You broke up with him?

Gril:Yeah,


Alan:What happened there,what's up?


Gril:He had depression I couldn't deal with him.


Alan:Oh he had depression.

Gril:Yeah,because he put all of his feelings over me and I couldn't deal with his feelings.

Gril:Cause I was going through stuff too.

Gril:My parents and my anxiety and stuff.And then I said okay it's not great for us.

Gril:So i broke up with him.

Alan:Yeah that makes sense.Unless you are like in a really good healthy state of mind, Then having the other one to be in constant negativity.just not very healthy for you.


Gril:It was not meant to be you know.Now he hates me because he was so dependent emotionally for me.

Gril:I mean he just needed me all the time and I was like,Damn i am not your mother.

Alan:make sense make sense,I mean it might sound a little cruel,but that's life you know.

Gril:Yeah I didn't ,What's your name?My name is Alan.

Gril:Hi Alan,

Alan:Yeah,I'm from China.


Gril:Oh that's great.I would love to go to China someday.

Alan:You think you're gonna ever consider come visit?


Gril:I have a dream to go to Asia.Cause I think is a pretty different culture.

Alan:Very different,Yeah it's pretty much unique.I was like obsessed with China and Japan and all those stuff.
Gril:I was like damn I wanna go there.Like i wanna spend all of my money going there.

Alan:It would just be such an eye-opening experience,Because you probably don't know that much about China.
Alan:So like if you do come to China,The way things work would just be so different from what you know of.


Gril:Yeah,it's pretty different from like.When you experience that in just movies and stuff.

Alan:Exactly.

Gril:People be like, Oh China,You're gonna go to China, I mean,Bich I want to go to China

Alan:Hell yeah.


Gril:Yeah i want to go to China.What's is to do with all of you people?They'd be like ,No China,Go to NY,go to LA.

Gril:I mean damn I don't want to go to LA.

Alan:You're the open-minded people you know,Cause LA is so basic.LA it's like everyone is just chasing fame and money.


Gril:LA is like oh I just bought an ice cream,The ice cream that I can buy the same in Brazil.And I'm gonna take a picture of it.

Gril:And I'm gonna post in location,Las Vegas.And I'd be like no.


Alan:Exactly,that's just boring you know,the same deal.


Gril:I want to go to Indonesia.i think it's so unique like so unique like.

Alan:What do you know about Indonesia?

Gril:Those people who wear those stuff for face those girls.

Alan:Yeah I know what you're talking about.The middle eastern style.

Gril:Yeah,the sea is amazing.


Alan:It's beautiful.

Gril:it's like a paradise.I wanted to go to Australia but I'm a little bit afraid.Cause I'm not the kind of girl who's like

Gril:"Oh I love animals I want to hug all of them"


Alan:Oh yeah cause all the wild animals you konw.

Gril:Yeah I'm like damn they're gonna fucking kill me.

Alan:Yo kangaroos in Australia are crazy.The legit be boxing people.
Gril:Yeah they will literally fight with people


Alan:They're like strong they got muscles.

Gril:I did not have muscles?

Alan:Did you see that video of an adult protecting his dog and boxing the kangaroo?

Gril:Yeah I saw that.i love those weird places. weird

Alan:Interesting though
Gril:Interesting,No unique.I mean I wanted to go to Africa.And know like all of the countries in Africa.


Alan:You konw all of the countries in Africa?

Gril:No I want to.


Alan:because there's a lot of the countries in Africa.

Gril:Yeah, there's like I don't know 50?

Alan:The fact that you know Africa is not a country,You already beat 99 percent of Americans.

Gril:Yeah.People say oh I'm coming to America.I mean damn America.

Alan:Be specific,Are you talking about Mexico?You talking about Canada like.


Gril:I mean America is not USA,I feel a little bit disrespected ok? You konw you're gonna come to Ameriaca?
Gril:So you're coming to Brazil.

Alan:Like are you coming to my country or you're going to Canada?Like what are you talking about?That's funny.

Alan:You konw since Brazil is like very diverse so like,when it comes to dating do you got like a preference like racial preference?


Gril:If the guy has good talk,They're great I can spend a great time with them,i'd be like I don't care about those stuff.
Gril:i mean I'm kind of bisexual but 


Alan:Okay okay.

Gril:I'm like okay let's love everybody.i don't care about anything.

Alan:So you're a very loving person.

Gril:Literally.

Alan:Wow the way you say literally.So American.Yo you got that Cali accent yo.

Gril:i mean I could DO that for hours.i wanted to talk in British accent.I mean I'm gonna talk like bitch I'm British.


Alan:ba a wa a.

Gril:Yeah.

Alan:So what do you look for in guys?Does hype height matter?

Gril:I don't wanna date.

Alan:Cause you just got out of a relationship?

Gril:Yeah.Right now I really don't wanna date.but if you wanna talk about marriage,My biggest dream is to be a wife.

Alan: So you wanna be a housewife?


Gril:No i just wanna get married.I wanna be a successful woman to do all of those medicine stuff.

Alan:So you say you wanted to be a doctor?

Alan:You got an Instagram?

Gril:I do.


Alan:Yeah yeah let me follow you.Just in case you konw if I ever come to America you know I'm saying.

Gril:If you ever come to America?


Alan:Yeah,Brazil,Yo,You legit look like a Hollywood star.Wow.Stunning

Gril:Thank you.


Alan:yeah it was so nice talking to you.Please stay safe.

Gril:Okay,

Alan:I got you followed on Instagram.Maybe we could catch up in the future.

Okay maybe.

Alan:For sure for sure.

Alan:You have a nice rest of the day.

Gril:you too I hope you're the best.

Alan:Bye Bye

Gril:Bye.

DIALOGUE2

Alan:What's up man.Yo Justin Bieber.

Boy:Nah

Alan:Bro you cannot deny the fact you look like Justin Bieber bro.You get that shit all the time bro ever day.


Boy:You're like the first person.


Alan:Shut up bro.Your style with that beanie bro.You cannot tell me don't get that bro.

Boy:No bro.i'm Mexican.

Alan:I'm Mexican.



Alan:You Mexican.

Boy:Yeah so like there's a difference you know.



Alan:Bro you could be the Mexican Justin Bieber bro.
Alan:You are in America?

Boy:Yeah.


Alan:Do you know any Justin Bieber song?Can you sing?

Boy:i'm not about to sing no Justin Bibber song.


Alan:Bro do this do this do this.Oh my baby baby baby.Do this let me hear...

Boy:Shall I play the song?

Alan:No no you you sing the song.

Boy:No,

Alan:Bro if you got slightly similar voice bro you can make it.bro.

Boy:Nah nah.

Alan:Bro come on man.
posted @ 2022-07-06 00:17  Eistert_Ai  阅读(195)  评论(0编辑  收藏  举报