前台小姐的8级英语
昨天又来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,
只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:“hello?”
老外:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?” (你有什么事?)
老外:“can you speak english?” (你会讲英语吗?)
前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”(如果我不会说,那我现在说的什么)
老外:“can anybody else speak english? ” (还有谁能讲英语吗)
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait, you wait, you
not wait, you go.” (你自己看看,所有人都在玩呢,都没空,你愿意等就等,不愿意就走)
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?” (我的上帝,这儿有谁会说英语吗)
前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?
(喊什么喊,安静点,你究竟有什么事)
老外:“i want to speak to your head.” (我想和你的领导谈谈)
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.” (头不在,你明天再来吧)