程序不工作时，你会怎么说？

今天在MSDN的Blog上看到一片文章《20 大名言統計... 真酷的資料》，列出程序员对
无法跑起来的程序怎么反应，不幸是自己说过不少

20. "That's weird..."   //不可思议
19. "It's never done that before." //之前绝不会这样的
18. "It worked yesterday." //昨天它还工作
17. "How is that possible?" //这怎么可能呢？
16. "It must be a hardware problem." //肯定是硬件问题
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data." //你的数据有问题
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"//这周我都没有碰过这模块
12. "You must have the wrong version." //你肯定拿错版本了
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence." //这不过是很特殊的条件
10. "I can't test everything!" //我不可能全部都测试到吧？
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT." //源代码不可能是那样的
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested." //它能工作的，只不过没有经过测试
7. "Somebody must have changed my code." //一定是有人动过我的代码
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"//是不是你的系统中毒了？
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?//即使它不工作了，那有什么感觉？
4. "You can't use that version on your system."//你不能在你电脑上用这个版本！
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"//你为什么要这样子弄？
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"//程序宕的时候你在哪里？
1. "It works on my machine" //在我的电脑上它工作啊！

程序不工作时，你会怎么说？