Only In It for the Money

　　There was a couple that was having an argument in their home over financial problems. And the wife finally got very mad, and exploded saying, "You should know that if it weren't for my money,this television set wouldn't be here. If it weren't for my money, that easy chair that you're sitting on wouldn't be here, either. And, if it weren't for my money, this house wouldn't even be here!"And then the husband said, "Are you kidding? If it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here,either!"