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\[\Large\boxed{今日运势}
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\[\Large\bold{\color{#8E44AD}Lovely\_Chtholly\ \color{black}的运势}
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\[\Huge\color{#E74C3C}\textbf{§} \bold{\ 吉你钛镁\ }\textbf{§}
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\[\scriptsize\text{你已经在洛谷连续打卡了 }\normalsize\infty\scriptsize\text{ 天}
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\[\begin{matrix}
&\normalsize\color{#E74C3C}\bold{宜:}\text{装逼} & & \normalsize\color{black}\bold{忌:}\text{装逼} \\
&\scriptsize\color{#7F7F7F}\text{获得万人信仰} & &\scriptsize\color{#7F7F7F}\text{会被揭穿} \\
&\normalsize\color{#E74C3C}\bold{宜:}\text{装蒻} & & \normalsize\color{black}\bold{忌:}\text{装蒻} \\
&\scriptsize\color{#7F7F7F}\text{谦虚最好了} & &\scriptsize\color{#7F7F7F}\text{本来就很蒻} \\
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\(\text{希望更丰富的展现?}\)\(\text{使用Markdown}\)
\(\Large\color{blue}\boxed{\color{Violet}\mathfrak{write\ my\ name\ in\ front\ of\ the\ mountain!}}\)
\(\color{blue}\colorbox{lightblue}{\Large\color{white} 你是baka嘛 - 来自⑨的灵魂拷问}\)
\(\colorbox{black}{\color{white}\Large\text{Bad apple !! - ⑩周年快乐!!}}\)
\(\small\texttt{本}\huge\texttt{人}_{\small\texttt{的}^{\large\texttt{萌新}\small\texttt{QAQ}}}^{\large\texttt{是}{\small\texttt{刚学}\large\texttt{OI}}}\huge\texttt{但是}^{\large\texttt{即}{\small\texttt{使}}}_{\normalsize\text{是这样}}\texttt{我也}^{\small\texttt{要}\normalsize\texttt{用}\texttt{蒟}_{\texttt{蒻}\large\texttt{的}}}_{\scriptsize\texttt{声音大声喊出}}\texttt{我谔谔}\)
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\color{black}我知道了,但是你出言不逊是!!\kern{125.6pt} \\
\color{black}洛谷将会臭名昭著!! \kern{131.6pt}
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\[\Large\boxed{\text{陈乙己}_{\scriptsize—鲁迅}}
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\[\begin{aligned}&\text{\qquad我从十二岁起,便在洛谷的蒟蒻餐厅里当伙计,kkk说,样子太傻,怕侍候不了专}\\ &\text{职开发,就在外面做点事罢。\!\!外面的翻译管理,虽然容易说话,但唠唠叨叨缠夹不清的}\\ &\text{也很不少。他们往往要亲眼看着一个字一个字审核过,看过到底是不是机翻,\!又亲看将}\\ &\text{确认翻译按下,然后放心:在这严重监督下,摸鱼也很为难。所以过了几天,kkk又说}\\ &\text{我干不了这事。幸亏darkflames的情面大,辞退不得,便改为专管犇犇的一种无聊职务}\\ &\text{了。}\end{aligned}
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\[\begin{aligned}&\text{\qquad我从此便整天的坐在电脑前,专管我的职务。虽然没有什么失职,但总觉得有些单}\\ &\text{调,有些无聊。kkk是一副凶脸孔,darkflames也没有好声气,教人活泼不得;\!\!只有陈乙}\\ &\text{己到店,才可以笑几声,所以至今还记得。}\end{aligned}
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\[\begin{aligned}&\text{\qquad陈乙己是站着打比赛而AK的唯一的人。他身材很粗壮;稚气面孔,双眼里时常放出}\\ &\text{聪颖的光。…………因为他姓陈,别人便从描红纸上的“上巨佬陈乙己”这半懂不懂的}\\ &\text{话里,替他取下一个绰号,叫作陈乙己。陈乙己一到店,所有打比赛的人便都看着他笑,}\\ &\text{有的叫道,“陈乙己,你又AC了一道深蓝题!”他不回答,对柜里说,“两道IOI2018,要}\\ &\text{一打省选+。”便排出戴尔ALIENWARE。他们又故意的高声嚷道,“chenzhe AK IOI!”}\\ &\text{陈乙己睁大眼睛说,“你怎么这样凭空污人清白……”“什么清白?我前天亲眼见你半个}\\ &\text{小时写完IOI,把其他人吊着打。”陈乙己便涨红了脸,额上的青筋条条绽出,争辩道,}\\ &\text{“写完不能算AK……我菜!……初学者的事,能算AK么?”接连便是难懂的话,什}\\ &\text{么“比赛真难”,什么“蒟蒻”之类,引得众人都哄笑起来:店内外充满了快活的空气。}\end{aligned}
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\[\begin{aligned}&\text{\qquad洛谷本社仍然像平常那样正常,除了有几个人抢评测让评测姬卡死外就没有什么其}\\ &\text{他消息……忽然有人大喊道:“大家快看!chen\_zhe说要ak IOI了!”}\end{aligned}
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\[\begin{aligned}&\text{\qquad说完大家便望向了犇犇区,都是一些匪夷所思的话语,如“今年IOI金牌就是我的!”}\\ &\text{“我吊打kkk简直易如反掌!你们都快来\%我”,同时犇犇区也出现了许多百分号....}\end{aligned}
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\[\begin{aligned}&\text{\qquad所有人都在笑着——除了kkk,kkk面色阴沉地说到:“听说你要ak我?那你把你管理}\\ &\text{给我交了!”}\end{aligned}
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\[\begin{aligned}&\text{\qquad chen\_zhe的管理权没了!大家定睛一看,chen\_zhe马上从紫色便乘了棕色!}\color{white}\text{蛤蛤蛤蛤!}\end{aligned}
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\[\begin{aligned}&\text{\qquad chen\_zhe便乘了棕名!这个不可思议的消息在洛谷的人员之间传播着,\!chen\_zhe也顿}\\ &\text{时跌落了神坛....但是有一个人还没有放弃他!他就是⑨baka(呕)因为⑨baka心知肚明,}\\ &\text{是自己破译了chen\_zhe的密码然后来机惨他的...⑨baka怀着愧疚去与chen\_zhe私信。私信}\\ &\text{过后,chen\_zhe非常感动,只有⑨baka还没有放弃他!(误)然后⑨baka就托出了一切!}\\ &\text{chen\_zhe知道真相后,拿起一把菜刀就往⑨baka的家冲去...}\end{aligned}
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\[\\[50pt]\Large\textbf{こんなにも、たくさんの幸せをあの人に分けてもらった} \\
\textbf{だから、きっと} \\
\textbf{今の、私は} \\
\textbf{誰が何と言おうと} \\ \text{ } \\
\huge \color{#DA0730}\textbf{世界一、}\color{#609ED7}\textbf{ 幸せな女の子だ}\]
\[\Large\text{ }\tag*{\Large\color{#609ED7}\textbf{————クトリ}}
\]
\[\newcommand{\t}[1]{\!\!\text{#1}}
\Large\t{Scarborough Fair} \\
\small\t{\kern{130pt}--------English Banad} \\[5pt]
\normalsize
\def\arraystretch{1.5}\begin{array}{|l|l|}\hline
\t{Are you going to Scarborough Fair?} & \t{Tell him to buy me an acre of land,} \\
\t{Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;} & \t{Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;} \\
\t{Remember me to one who lives there,} & \t{Betwixt the salt water and the sea sand,} \\
\t{For once she was a true love of mine.} & \t{Then he shall be a true lover of mine.} \\
\t{Tell her to make me a cambric shirt,} & \t{Tell him to plough it with a ram's horn,} \\
\t{Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;} & \t{Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;} \\
\t{Without any seam or needlework,} & \t{And sow it all over with one pepper corn,} \\
\t{Then she shall be a true lover of mine.} & \t{And he shall be a true lover of mine.} \\
\t{Tell her to wash it in yonder well,} & \t{Tell him to shear it with a sickle of leather,} \\
\t{Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;} & \t{Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;} \\
\t{Where never spring water or rain ever fell,} & \t{And bind it up with a peacock feather,} \\
\t{And she shall be a true lover of mine.} & \t{And he shall be a true lover of mine.} \\
\t{Tell her to dry it on yonder thorn,} & \t{Tell him to thrash it on yonder wall,} \\
\t{Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;} & \t{Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;} \\
\t{Which never blossom since Adam born,} & \t{And never let one corn of it fall,} \\
\t{Then she shall be a true lover of mine.} & \t{Then he shall be a true lover of mine.} \\
\t{Now he has asked me questions three,} & \t{When he has done and finished his work,} \\
\t{Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;} & \t{Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme;} \\
\t{I hope he'll answer as many for me,} & \t{Oh, tell him to come and he'll have his shirt,} \\
\t{Before he shall be a true lover of mine.} & \t{And he shall be a true lover of mine.} \\\hline
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\[\Large\boxed{来局国际象棋?}
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\boxed{\kern{-7pt}\color{white}\begin{cases}
\wrtA{♜}\wrtB{♞}\wrtA{♝}\wrtB{♛}\wrtA{♚}\wrtB{♝}\wrtA{♞}\wrtB{♜} \\[-1.9pt]
\wrtB{♟}\wrtA{♟}\wrtB{♟}\wrtA{♟}\wrtB{♟}\wrtA{♟}\wrtB{♟}\wrtA{♟} \\[-1.9pt]
\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s} \\[-1.9pt]
\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s} \\[-1.9pt]
\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s} \\[-1.9pt]
\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s}\wrtB{\s}\wrtA{\s} \\[-1.9pt]
\wrtA{♙}\wrtB{♙}\wrtA{♙}\wrtB{♙}\wrtA{♙}\wrtB{♙}\wrtA{♙}\wrtB{♙} \\[-1.9pt]
\wrtB{♖}\wrtA{♘}\wrtB{♗}\wrtA{♕}\wrtB{♔}\wrtA{♗}\wrtB{♘}\wrtA{♖} \\[-1.9pt]\end{cases}}
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\[\Large\boxed{\text{刮刮乐}}
\]
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\bold{\text{规则:}}\text{每次花费}(e^{i\pi}-1)\text{的估值,任取一条刮开。}\\
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\add{成为神犇}\add{谢谢惠顾}\add{huo63f4u}\add{再来一次}\add{吊打全场}\add{谢谢惠顾}\add{找到真爱}
\)
\[\Large\boxed{\text{关于评测结果的翻译}}
\]
\(\begin{aligned}
\large\colorbox{#52C410}{\color{white}\texttt{ AC }}&:\text{Answer Coarse,粗劣的答案} \\
\large\colorbox{#FADB14}{\color{white}\texttt{ CE }}&:\text{Compile Easily,轻松通过编译} \\
\large\colorbox{#E74C3C}{\color{white}\texttt{ PC }}&:\text{Perfect Compile 完美的编译} \\
\large\colorbox{#E74C3C}{\color{white}\texttt{ WA }}&:\text{Wonderful Answer,好答案} \\
\large\colorbox{#9D3DCF}{\color{white}\texttt{ RE }}&:\text{Run Excellently,完美运行} \\
\large\colorbox{#052242}{\color{white}\texttt{\:TLE\;}}&:\text{Time Limit Enough,时间充裕} \\
\large\colorbox{#052242}{\color{white}\texttt{\:MLE\;}}&:\text{Memory Limit Enough,内存充裕} \\
\large\colorbox{#052242}{\color{white}\texttt{\:OLE\;}}&:\text{Output Limit Enough,输出合法} \\
\large\colorbox{#0E1D69}{\color{white}\texttt{\:UKE\;}}&:\text{Unbelievably Keep Enough Score,难以置信地保持足够的分数}
\end{aligned}\)
\[\Large\boxed{生命的意义}
\]
\(\text{如果26个英文字母}\) \(\texttt{A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z}\)
\(\text{分别等于}\)
\(\texttt{1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26}\)
\(\text{那么:}\)
\(\begin{aligned}
\text{获得知识,Knowledge =}&\texttt{K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E}&=&\text{11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5} &\text{=96\%} \\
\text{努力工作,Workhard =} & \texttt{W+O+R+K+H+A+R+D}&=&\text{23+15+18+11+8+1+18+4\quad} &\text{=98\%}
\end{aligned}\)
\(\text{也就是说知识和努力工作,对我们人生的影响,可以达到96%和98%。}\)
\(\begin{aligned}
\text{好运,Luck =}&\texttt{L+U+C+K}&=&\text{12+21+3+11} &\text{=47%} \\
\text{爱情,Love =} & \texttt{L+O+V+E}&=&\text{12+15+22+5} &\text{=54%}
\end{aligned}\)
\(\text{看来,这些我们通常认为重要的东西 却并没起到最重要的作用。}\)
\(\text{那么, 什么可以决定我们100%的人生呢?}\)
\(\text{是Money(金钱)吗?}\texttt{M+O+N+E+Y}=13+15+14+5+25=72\%\text{ 看来也不是。} \\
\text{是Leadership (领导能力)吗?}\texttt{L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P}=12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16=89\%\)
\(\text{还不是。}\)
\(\text{金钱,权力也不能完全决定我们的生活。 那是什么呢?} \\
\text{其实, 真正能使我们生活圆满的东西就在我们的 代码里面!}\)
\(\color{red}\text{输入输出流头文件,iostream =}\texttt{I+O+S+T+R+E+A+M}=\text{9+15+19+20+18+5+1+13} \text{=100\%}\)
\(\text{所以坚持写代码吧\dots}\)